I got my haircut today and when I went to pay, the guy told me it was $10. I usually pay $12, so I questioned him about it. He pointed to the sign with the prices and pointed directly at the Seniors price line for those 65 and over.
I wanted to say, "LET'S MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR! I AM NOT FUCKING 65, I AM FUCKING 59!", but just smiled and told him I wasn't 65 yet. He mumbled something about trying to save me some money.
So everyone out there remember, I AM NOT FUCKING 65, I AM FUCKING 59! and don't you ever forget it! I'll let you know when I'm officially elderly. GOT IT!?!?!?!