Monday, June 29, 2009

Want Olivia Munn's Autograph For Your Playboy?

Olivia Munn Playboy Cover Unveiling Behind-The-Scenes PhotosSo you've got your issue of Playboy featuring our co-host, Olivia Munn. Feel like something's missing in the picture? Perhaps her autograph?

You're in luck! If you want Ms. Munn to sign your copy of her Playboy issue, it's as easy as sending the magazine with a self-addressed and stamped envelope to:

Olivia’s Autograph
5850 W. 3rd St. #155
Los Angeles, CA 90036

Olivia will be signing the issues mailed to that address, so send yours in before it's too late!

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Not only is Olivia Munn hot, sexy and funny as hell, but she's also very generous, as this post shows you. She is also very friendly to her fans. A few months ago she invited anyone in the NY City area, to meet her at a particular movie theater and treated everyone that showed to popcorn and bottled water. After the movie she had a meet and greet, took pictures with anyone and everyone and signed autographs. You can bet no other celebrity has ever done that.

Oh ya, if your wondering who she is, she is co-host of The Attack of the Show. You can also check her out on her blog.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

RIP Farrah Fawcette

There's a Charlies Angels marathon on WGN tonight. It seems that bras weren't invented back then.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

WTF IS WITH THE WEATHER HNT?

I really want to get my back yard project done, but Mother Nature hasn't cooperated at all. We've had something like a bazillion days of rain this Spring.

"HEY MOTHER NATURE, ever hear of "April showers bring May flower?" Obviously not or you'd get my weather back to normal. It's supposed to be sunny and near 80F by now, but it barely reaches 70. Then there's the rain. WTF is it with the rain? Stop it already, k?

That said, this weeks weather has improved a bit. Not perfect, but good enough for the guys to work on my back yard project. Today they started the stucco. I was pleased, so had a drink to celebrate the progress. Any excuse for drink. LOL


HERE'S TO PROGRESS HNT!



Wednesday, June 17, 2009

BBQ HNT

There has been BIG changes since my last backyard resort update. Pretty soon the pool patio will be finished an I'll be drinking gin & tonics and BBQing on my new built in stainless steel grill. Who wants to come over?


Yes, the new grill is that big.

HAPPY BBQ HNT

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Bet Ya Didn't know I Used to Have Brown Hair Flash Back HNT

Today I was looking through some old photos and came across a couple taken when I worked at a company named RDI. I started reminising and decided to document a little about that period of my life, the years I worked there, 1984 to 2001.

In 1984, I left what I thought, was a dead end job to move on to a company with better benefits. Little did I know that that company would grow and in 20 years I would have been the Exec VP and now would be President and running the place. I don't have any regrets though, everything I've been through has made me the person I am today and I ain't complaining one bit.

After I left, I went to work for a company in Melville, NY, named Radiation Dynamics Inc. (RDI) as an engineering aide in Research & Development. Here I am in 1989 cleaning up after working on what would become a 5-million volt electron beam accelerator. Up until then, the largest we made was a 4.5 million-volt accelerator that wasn't efficient enough to produce cost effective x-rays. It took a year or so, but eventually we were successful in developing a machine that would be commercially viable. This prototype went to a facility in Japan for further testing. That facility was owned by Sumitomo Heavy Industries, the third owner of RDI in the five years I'd been there.

I worked in R&D for seven years before I was told to transfer to Quality Control or quit. I chose to move. It seems one of the field engineers threatened to quit if they didn't transfer him to R&D, so move I did. The last laugh was on them, because he proved to be a waste because he was a drunk. Since he was usually on the road, they had no idea his drinking problem was that bad.

A few years later we'd out grown that building and moved to Heartland Industrial Park in Dear Park NY, which was about 20 minutes closer to home. Here I am with the president of our company and two executives from the home office.

See, I did have brown hair once. It's got a lot of white in it, but you can still tell.

A few years later Sumitomo sold us to another company, Ion Beam Applications (IBA) one of our biggest competitors. Almost immediately they fired all of our executives replaced them with our own and got rid of our sales staff. That was around 1999. Needless to say, sales of systems went to zero and to this day, the company hasn't sold one multi dollar system, just upgrades and repairs. I don't think anything more than a $100k or two. Business got worse and worse until IBA started layoffs in 2001. I didn’t know it at the time, but fortunately, I was the first go. At its peak, RDI had 120 employees and today not even 20.

For me, it was all for the best. I moved on to a much better position at Ultravolt Inc., the company I retired from in 2006 and that supported me more than generously during my wife’s illness.
In 1984, I left what I thought, was a dead end job to move on to a company with better benefits. Little did I know that that company would grow and in 20 years I would have been the Exec VP and now would be President and running the place. I don't have any regrets though, everything I've been through has made me the person I am today and I ain't complaining one bit.

After I left, I went to work for a company in Melville, NY, named Radiation Dynamics Inc. (RDI) as an engineering aide in Research & Development. Here I am in 1989 cleaning up after working on what would become a 5-million volt electron beam accelerator. Up until then, the largest we made was a 4.5 million-volt accelerator that wasn't efficient enough to produce cost effective x-rays. It took a year or so, but eventually we were successful in developing a machine that would be commercially viable. This prototype went to a facility in Japan for further testing. That facility was owned by Sumitomo Heavy Industries, the third owner of RDI in the five years I'd been there.

I worked in R&D for seven years before I was told to transfer to Quality Control or quit. I chose to move. It seems one of the field engineers threatened to quit if they didn't transfer him to R&D, so move I did. The last laugh was on them, because he proved to be a waste because he was a drunk. Since he was usually on the road, they had no idea his drinking problem was that bad.

A few years later we'd out grown that building and moved to Heartland Industrial Park in Dear Park NY, which was about 20 minutes closer to home. Here I am with the President of our company and two executives from the home office.

A few years later Sumitomo sold us to another company, Ion Beam Applications (IBA) one of our biggest competitors. Almost immediately they fired all of our executives replaced them with our own and got rid of our sales staff. That was around 1999. Needless to say, sales of systems went to zero and to this day, the company hasn't sold one multi dollar system, just upgrades and repairs. I don't think anything more than a $100k or two. Business got worse and worse until IBA started layoffs in 2001. I didn’t know it at the time, but fortunately, I was the first go. At its peak, RDI had 120 employees and today not even 20.

For me, it was all for the best. I moved on to a much better position at Ultravolt Inc., the company I retired from in 2006 and that supported me more than generously during my wife’s illness.


HAPPY BROWN HAIRED GUY FLASH BACK HNT!


Sunday, June 07, 2009

I think I've lost all sense of dignity.

I did it again, I submitted a picture for TMZ's "Show Us Your Gut" contest, just for a chance to win $250. Hey I'm old and people expect me to do shit like this, so why not?

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TMZ's Show Us Your Guts Contest -- Finalists!

Posted Jun 6th 2009 2:30AM by TMZ Staff

Big ones, small ones, hairy ones and ones made of steel -- the belly-busting photos poured in from all over the country for TMZ's Show Us Your Guts Contest ... hope you can stomach all the awesome abdomen!

** Be sure and check back on Monday to vote for which tummy takes the cake!**

Thursday, June 04, 2009

I'M A RADIO STAR!

Monday night Claudia Jordon posted a Tweet on Twitter, she's one of the most popular Deal or No Deal models. She said she wanted callers input on the question, "Does sex too early ruin the potential for a relationship??????"

Through personal experience, answer would be a resounding NO!!! I dialed her show, but got a bust signal. I wait a while dial again, and this time get through. The call screener tells me to hold on and he'll try to get me on the show.

While on hold, the show came on over the phone. Claudia does most of the talking with input by three other female co hosts and of course, the callers. Both men and women to talk about their personal experience using very descriptive verbiage. Cursing is fine on satellite radio I found out.

The screener came back on after about a 1/2 hour and said he'd try to get me on again. I quickly told him I was 60 and had an interesting story. Guess what, I guess they wanted the elderly perspective, because I was the next caller. LOL

I got on and talked about my first date with Lori. You old timers will remember I met her at 2:00 pm for the movies and didn't get her home until 5:30 am, a 15 1/2 hour first date.

Since I don't have Sirius radio, I couldn't hear what happened after they hung up. Fortunately, the next day Claudia posted a link to a web site where you could hear the hour of her show. I was on around the 50 minute mark. After they hung up, I became the topic of conversation.

They got a big kick out of me. They talked about a number of things, like the advantages to dating 60 yo guys and one girl said, "Maybe we are dating the wrong guys and should start dating 60 yo's."

I was a HIT!

For your listening pleasure, here are my 3-minutes & 18 seconds of fame.



After the show I see that Claudia is on Twitter, so I Twittered her, or is it Tweeted?

@claudiajordan I'm the last caller, the 60 yo guy. Fun talking to you. My girl friend laughed when I told her about this.

She replied with, and I quote, "claudiajordan@TonyChliek YOU were FREAKIN Awsome! We all hope u tune in and call us again!!!!"

Hey guys, Claudia thinks I'm FREAKIN Awesome! LOL

I told Lori all about it, briefly describing what I talked about. She wanted to know if I told them what lead up to the BJ. I told her no, but that would have really freaked them out if I did. Needless to say, up till then, that was my BEST date ever!


HAPPY RADIO STAR HNT!!!

FYI, Lori granted me permission to play this audio, because, as she put it, "I've showed your friends pictures of my tits, so why not?" Don't I have the best and most understanding girl friend EVER?