Wednesday, October 28, 2009

BBQ Championship HNT

Last weekend in my little home town of Sayville, NY they held the last leg of the Kansas City BBQ Society's New York State BBQ Championship. Seven BBQ contests are held all over New York State starting in May each year. The winner is the team with the four highest scores in each contest. The this year's champion was 'Smoke On Wheels'.

These three really look like they enjoy their BBQ don't they? LOL

You don't get to try any of the BBQ entered in the contest unless the entrants want to give what's left away. We only saw two teams doing that and people were pounding it down.

Lori and I didn't really go there for the BBQ, but to see the Worlds largest BBQ Grill, the Johnsonville Big Taste Grill, 65-feet of grilling goodness. It even has it's own little kitchen.

Of course we had to have a Johnsonville brat. $3 each and all proceeds went to breast cancer.

This grill is on the road 340 days a year and at every stop, they donate all the food and all proceeds goes to a local charity. I'm impressed.

Bet you wish had one...........

.........with 'Beer & Brat' mustard with horse radish. Nothing better than that.

Okay, we didn't have a beer, because the line was 30-40 people long and the brat was long gone by then.


When I went to buy the brats, I ordered a bratwurst. The girl asked me if I wanted brats, because they don't sell bratwurst. So, FYI, JOHNSONVILLE BRATS ARE NOT BRATWURSTS, THEY ARE BRATS, JOHNSONVILLE BRATS!

Not all sexual harrassment is a bad thing

I would come out of retirement and even work for free to work for Chelsea Handler. And you all know how much I enjoy being retired.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Please vote, for me.

Come on folks. We have my friend Barbara up to 35th place out of about 5,000. Please vote for her daily. For me? If she makes it, she comes to New York and promised to come for a swim in my pool. I'll be your best friend. :-)

You can't possibly deny me this hot babe swimming in my pool, can you?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Sorry, but no HNT this week, I was drunk last night.

Okay, maybe I wasn't drunk, but I forgot to get something ready yesterday and when I got home from dinner last night, I fell a sleep.

Last night I went to dinner at a local seafood bar/restaurant. Liz, our favorite barmaid was working. The place was quiet with just me and three women in their 30s sitting at the bar. I ordered a beer and asked for a menu planning to stay just long enough for dinner and a couple of beers. That wasn't in the cards and it wasn't my fault, I swear.

Liz puts out shot glasses in front of us when I sat down and told us that she wants to drink to a girl friend of hers that was murdered by her boy friend last week. She pours Jamenson scotch in the glasses, because that's what what her friend drank. We toasted to Liz's friend, may she rest in peace.

The small talk started, another friend of the girls came in and sat next to me. This women was older, she said 50-something. How do I know this? Because the girls wanted Liz to guess how old they were. Then they asked me. Ya, like I'm going tell them what I really think. I made some lame guess about being in their mid-20s, got a few giggles out of them and they gave their real ages; 32, 34, 31 & 50-something.

Then I asked them to guess how old they thought I was. I got a 42, 44, 39 & 54. (What sweet girls.) They feigned surprise when I told them I was going to be 61 on the 4th. Time for another round of shots this time paid for by the girls. I choose scotch again as not to mix my liquors. Bottoms up!

My dinner came. It was a special of the day; linguine with white clam sauce with three different types of sauted fish, fresh spinach & grape tomatoes. You could have fed four with the amount they gave me. More small talk about my dinner and before I knew it, the woman next to me wanted to buy me a shot. She doesn't drink scotch, so we settle on Southern Comfort, chilled.

Seems she met her girl friends up there because she didn't want to go home and eat the steak her husband was cooking for dinner. Huh? Her husband cooks dinner and she doesn't want to eat it? She said she doesn't like steak and their kids will be there, so she won't be missed. What's up with that?

Anyway, more small talk, another beer or two another shot and I bid them a fond farewell.

What's with these girls buying me shots? Do I look easy to them?

Sunday, October 18, 2009

People of Walmart

ROTFLMAO! What are these people thinking? I don't really care, because they are entertaining me. Stick with it, because it gets better and better.

People of Walmart ROCK!


Thursday, October 15, 2009

Closet Cleaning HNT

Lavender wasn't exactly the best color choice to stand up to dirt in my bedroom, but since purple is my favorite color, I choose it for my bedroom carpet about 30 years ago. Time has taken it's toll and finally it was time the carpet was replaced.

Let's start in the closet. I finally found one of my son's box cutters to use to slice the carpet.

FYI: Brian is not a gang member, but the produce manger in the produce department of Stop & Shop, so we have a LARGE supply of box cutters.

Start cutting here.........

.......stop there.....

Cut over there.....

You knew Lori would be checking out my ass, didn't you?

Geeze!!!!! Not another one?

FYI, I didn't post the rest of the ass shots to spare you. One can only take so much of my ass IMO.

I pealed back the carpet and low and behold, hard wood floors. Not one of those laminate floors, but real solid oak floors.

Pealed the carpet up, vacuumed the left over carpet bits and low and behold.............



Saturday, October 10, 2009

Say a prayer

Os, aka Scott, is in ICU at St Pete's recovering from severely high blood sugar-probably in for the weekend. Sure he'll give more detail when he's recovered a bit but please send good thoughts and prayers.

Friday, October 09, 2009

The Human Body!

Very informative!

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Guest Post HNT!

I've never broken the HNT rules like this before, but in this case, I had an offer I couldn't refuse. You know the rule about us being in the picture and all that?


My good friend Barbara Rappaport is a model, actress, singer, painter, writer and one hot looking chick. She entered a modeling contest to be the 30-something face of ELF cosmetics. They are seeking a 20, 30 and 40-something woman for this endeavor. They will pick the top in each age group and then fly them to NYC for a photo shoot and the final selection.

She said she generally doesn't enter contests but figured, what the hell, you never know. Here is the link. Any votes are appreciated!

As an extra special incentive, Barbara sent along a couple of pictures that I think will really show you why she deserves your votes.

So vote every day and lets get her to NY City and out to Long Island for a visit to my place and in my pool.

In addition, my 61st birthday is on November 4th, so consider your vote for her as your birthday present to me.

Here's an even hotter picture as incentive.

Don't tell me you don't think she deserves this. This girl is HOT! So what are you waiting for, click the link and vote for her.

FYI: You can vote daily. If you do, I'll be your BFF.


Drop by Barbara's blog and wish her luck. Don't forget to tell her I sent you.