Mine, not so good?
My feet are cold.
Don't ya hate having cold feet?
In addition to that.
I'm almost out of gin & tonic.
Which means I have to go to the store and buy some.
That means I have to get dressed first.
And that means I have to shower.
It wouldn't be right to put clean clothes on if I don't shower first.
As long I'm going to shower I might as well shave.
I hate shaving.
Maybe I'll grow a beard.
Naw, that would take too long to grow.
And I'd be all scratchy and shit for too long.
Lori complains when I'm all scratchy faced.
And that's not good.
Lori doesn't want to snuggle so close when I'm scratchy.
And you know how much I like my snuggling?
Speaking of Lori.
She ordered a pair of boots she wanted over the weekend.
I agreed to buy them for her if she gave me...........
I'd better not tell you that.
She'd kill me if I told you what she promised to give me.
But it's really, really good.
So if I have a scratchy face.
Lori wouldn't want to snuggle so close.
That means she won't give me what she agreed to give me.
And I really want that.
So I guess I'll shave.
As long as I'm going to shave
I might as well shower too.
But then I have to get dressed.
And I like lounging around in my bathrobe.
But I have to get dressed so I can go to the store.
Because I'm almost out of gin & tonic.
But I don't want to go out.
And I don't want to shower.
Or get dressed.
But showering will make my feet warm.
And I really want what Lori promised me.
If I bought her the boots.
So I better go get the gin & tonic.
That solves everything.
Getting gin & tonic solves everything.
I feel better now.
So how's your day?