Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Good Friends HNT

Tuesday Jillie & Robert came over for a visit.

First there was the show-off-the-yard tour.

Followed by the photo op on the patio.

We chatted for a while then went up town to a local pub, Cricket's, for lunch.

Jillie & Robert was told how nice Sayville was, so I took them on a walking tour of Main & South Main Streets.

Sayville has a lot of history since it was founded in 1761, so Robert wanted a tour. We drove all over south Sayville & West Sayville. One of the highlights was a drive past the home owned by a cameraman for Sesame Street & Big Bird.

Then back to my place for drinks before they hit the road.

"Well now it's time to say goodbye to Tony and his girl
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heaping helping of their hospitality
Sayville that is"

"Y'all come back now, ya hear?"

And next August that includes y'all. I'm having a pool party and you're all invited.


Friday, September 25, 2009

Free Flu Shots and Lunch for Senior Citizens

For the last six years, a local business in Florida, has been giving away free flu shots and a gourmet lunch to senior citizens. I'll bet you can't guess who's hosting it? All I can say is that I wish they were doing this my area.

Video: Free flu shots and lunch for senior citizens.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Front Yard Remodeling HNT

Y'all know I've been remodeling my back yard for frigging ever. So why stop at just the back yard? Why not just get it all the hell over with and finish the outside once and for all? There have been big changes.

Here's the Old Homestead in 2005. Kind of over grown, don't you think?

That was the year my wife was diagnosed with brain cancer and I just didn't really care what it looked like.

Then I was stalked my the love of my life and my clone, Lori until I asked her out in March 2006. We met, fell in love and the rest is history.

We spent a lot of time fixing up the front yard and back yard. The front turned out like this.

It looked respectable at the time, but after remodeling the rest of my yard this year and seeing how good the place could look, this just wasn't going to cut it. I decided that once the back was finished, I'd get the front done too.

No, it's not finished yet. They still have more shrubs to plant, the sod needs to be laid, I need new blacktop for the driveway and a couple of new outside lights installed.

So what do you think so far?


You want a closer look. Okay, here.

Not so fast!

I'll show a better shot when they finish.

Some how it's just not right to show you my front yard half nekkid.


I'm so frigging excited! Jillie and her significant other Robert are coming here for a visit next week all the way from San Diego. So in their honor, I'm getting the place cleaned again by my new cleaning hotties. I mean cleaning ladies.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Now THIS is the best job ever!

Katy Perry's boob straightener outer.

While shooting her new video in L.A. yesterday, the 24-year-old got some help getting her breasts realigned by her stylist.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Pool Party Reminder

Next August 7th I am having a pool party in my new back yard resort and you're all invited. Sorry, but adults only. I've gotten a lot of responses, so counting Lori & I, the respondents and their known partners, I have 15 yes' and 31 maybe's. I know everyone won't be able to make it, but that's still a lot of people and there's still 322 days to go.

Here's a list of the places people are coming from.

Long Island, NY
Washington DC
Buffalo, NY
NY City
South Carolina
Montreal, Canada
Vancouver, Canada
Las Vegas
New Jersey

Who hasn't responded yet?

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Rerun HNT - July 12, 2007

The other day I took a quiz on Facebook to find out if I'd make a good Porn Star or Stripper or Model. The results were stripper. For those of you that may question my expertise, want a good laugh or have a fetish for old fat guys, keep reading.


A long time ago, when I was just a sexy spring chicken, I performed a spur of the moment strip tease for Lori. She recorded it on video and I posted it on my old blog and on YouTube.

Judging by the 28 comments the blog readers left, they enjoyed it and got a good laugh. The reaction on YouTube was slightly different and it got over 5,000 hits from mostly men and some women that are into fat guys. At first I thought it was a little creepy being lusted after like that, but then figured what the hell. They think I'm hot and took it as a compliment.

Here are some of the comments I received.

Jerseysson27 - Got any old business suits (i.e. Jacket, tie, buttoned down shirts, undies, etc.), that you can do a rip-strip to, next?

garysouza - A very SEXY video!!!! Please do more!!!!! wearing white briefs.

luv4u269 - Very Sexxyyyy!!!

mexfanbear - hooooooooooooooooottttt¡¡¡¡¡¡ do more videos like this please

missanime00 - Sexy for an old gramps.

migturrodrgz - wow very sexy silver daddy, good job stripper!!!!
i would like see more videos stripper, you're so sexy. lack the song; i'm too sexy - right said fred.

So at migturrodrgz's request, I added the song "I'm Too Sexy" to the video, but don't think I posted it here. So without further ado, here's the musical version of a sexy 58 year old fat guy stripping.

Note: I blurred out my naughty bits, but there's a lot of man ass.


Saturday, September 12, 2009

New Cleaning Ladies

I finally finished putting things away to get the place ready for the two hotties, I mean young ladies that are cleaning my house tomorrow. I think they're qualified, don't you?

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Jack HNT

I went out to dinner tonight and made this really good post, but it some how disappeared.

Or was I drunk from too many Jack Daniels shots and imagined it?

I have no idea, but I have to get to sleep.

Regardless, this week they are doing my driveway over. This a pic of my first step on the new walk way from the house to the driveway.

I'll explain the rest tomorrow, maybe.

Right now I'm going to sleep.

Happy Jack Daniels HNT

Thursday, September 03, 2009

Birthday Pool Party HNT

Last Friday night we had a birthday pool party at my place for one of Lori's daughters. I spent almost all the night in the pool floating around on my noodle.

At one point I decided to float over to the waterfall and check it out.

Don't you just love looking at the waterfall?

Happy Pool Party HNT

Tuesday, September 01, 2009


I'm having a new driveway installed. Today they ripped the old one up and uncovered an old cesspool. The cesspool of the Hayward estate house that was built in the early 1900's. How cool is that? Old crap and it didn't even stink.