Birthday Week Recap HNT

I want to start off this post by thanking the hot, sexy, naughty and very generous ladies that gave me HNT birthday presents of pictures and posts. They all exceeded my expectations. Even if some of them didn't post naughty pictures, their birthday wishes were still very special to me.

One person in particular person emailed me pictures that went WAY beyond my expectations. Thank you babe and I'm sure you know who you are.

I also want to thank Os for plugging my HNT birthday request. No way would I have had as good a response if it wasn't for him.

I also want to thank the very special lady in my life, my little sex kitten Lori. She posted a very sexy picture of her boobs and spent every night last week at my place, except for Thursday. I wanted it to be a week filled with lots of naughty snuggling, but I'm sad to say, I was sick most of it.

Other than the HNT posts, the highlight of the week was Saturday night. First Lori and I went out to dinner at Ruby Tuesday and then went to Popei's for a small party.


When we arrived I surprised the decorations Lori had given to Liz, the very best bartender ever, so she could decorate for my party.


Popei's even offered drink specials in my honor. How cool is that?


















I even got presents.












I had a great time. Thanks baby for making it so special! Here are some of the pictures Lori took that night.

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WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!

Sunday we slept until who knows when and then Lori cooked me a special breakfast and even served it to me in bed. She made German pancakes from scratch with two different flavors of jelly. It was delicious!

HAPPY POST 60TH BIRTHDAY HNT!

PS
For those of you that missed last weeks HNT theme, it's not too late to participate. I'm still accepting pictures.

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I know that was bad, but that's why you love me so much. ;-)

Thank a Veteran Today

Veterans Day is an opportunity to publicly commemorate the contributions of living veterans. Armistice Day officially received its name in America in 1926 through a congressional resolution. It became a national holiday 12 years later by similar congressional action.

If World War I had been "the war to end all wars," November 11 might be still called Armistice Day. Realizing that peace was equally preserved by veterans of World War II and Korea, Congress decided to make the day an occasion to honor all those who have served America. In 1954 President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed a bill proclaiming November 11 as Veterans Day. (Historically, the first Veterans Day parade was held in 1953 in Emporia, Kansas.)

A law passed in 1968 changed the national commemoration of Veterans Day to the fourth Monday in October. It soon became apparent, however, that November 11 was a date of historic significance to many Americans. Therefore, in 1978 Congress returned the observance to its traditional date.

http://www.vfw.org

This Has Been the Best Birthday EVER!

Thank you Lori for my thoughtful gifts. Thank you to all the ladies that gave me their boobs and so sexy pictures in emails and posts. Thank you to the rest of you that gave me your birthday wishes. Even if it wasn't your boobies, it still meant a lot to be thought of. Most of all, thank you Os for taking my idea for a birthday HNT and running with it. I owe you dude, big time.

This has been the best birthday EVER!
Thank you everyone!
You have made this old guy very, very happy.

It's My Birthday HNT!

It's turning out to be the bestest birthday ever! Last Thursday I got my first boobies from Aughra and on Tuesday I started receiving boobies on blogs and in emails. Thank you girls! This old guy is very grateful!

Tuesday I got my FREE, yes FREE 42 inch Panasonic HDTV (I'll tell you about that later). My son gave me a new DVD player that has an HD output and Lori gave me presents. The DVD set of all eleven seasons of MASH, which is my favorite show of all times, and includes the original movie and so much more. She also gave me a pair of very cool socks.



Here's a close up of the socks.

Any takers? ;-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HNT!

In honor of my birthday request for boobs, Lori has come back. She has nice tits, so enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.

PS
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO GRANT MY BIRTHDAY WISH FOR BOOBS.
HINT! HINT!

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THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR THE BOOBIES I HOPEFULLY WILL RECEIVE.

Happy Birthday To Me

Sixty years ago my father did my mom and nine months later a baby horn dog was born.

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE TODAY!

A new post is below, but first an important announcement from Os. Read this and then my newest post.

This year my birthday falls on election day, November 4th. I will officially be old, 60 years old. Yes, 60 fucking years old. I sure don't feel old though, so all is good.

Gifts are not necessary, because I have just about everything I want. BUT, you all know what I like, BOOBIES! So girls, get naked, take lots of pictures and email them to me. Or if you're really brave, post them on your blog for everyone to enjoy. Either way you'll make this old guy very happy.

EDIT: The Great Os has spoken and there is a theme for HNT on November 6th.

I think the oldest participant in HNT would have to be BTExpress. He's been around since the early, early days. He's going to be faced with a double whammy in a couple of weeks. His birthday falls on Election Day (Nov. 4th). As if having to share your bday with the circus that is the election wasn't bad enough, he's going to be turning (are you ready for this?) SIXTY YEARS OLD! So, I'm reversing myself about themes. We'll have a theme for the Nov. 6th HNT. "Boobies for BTE!" Post a picture of your boobies, with some sort of mention of BTE! Painted on, Photoshopped on, with a sign, whatever... We need to raise this man's spirits! I mean, he's close to ancient!! Guys, I know for a fact that he's not interested in yours, but you should do it too! I'm sure he'd appreciate the gesture!

So now it's official, you have to show me your boobs for my birthday! Thank you in advance for your generosity. And Os, your the man! Thanks my friend!

Going To Sleep Too Early Can Be Costly

Saturday night about midnight, Lori caught me resting my eyes for a second. I swear, it was just for a second. Then for another second and another and another. They were really more like long blinks, but she wasn't buying it.

Then I got this..........

"Are you going to sleep?"

"No, I'll wait for you. Are you tired?"

"No."

A minute or so later I leaned over and rested my head on Lori's shoulder.

"YAWNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

"I'm tired. Let's go to sleep."

Lori says, "Saturday night is the only night of the week I can stay up late and your falling asleep! And with day light savings time, we can stay up even later."

"But I'm tired."

"How come it is that all week when I'm not here you stay up until 3am, but now you want to go to sleep early?"

"But I'm tired."

"Fine, but you're a bad boy!"

"I'm sorry, but I'm tired."

"Okay, turn out the light, but tomorrow you have to buy me a black leather jacket!"

"Okay..........."

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............................"

I think Sponge Bob is checking out Lori's ass.

SULTAN BTEXPRESS HNT

Last Friday night Lori and I went to a charity dinner/auction/open bar at the aquarium Lori works at. (See this post for all the details) Everyone said that the highlight of the evening wasn't the dinner, nor the auction, not even the open bar, but it was the belly dancers.

Especially the handsome and ever so debonair ME.

HAPPY BELLY DANCING HNT!

Don't forget that next week is the very special

Boobies for BTExpress HNT.

Been a busy last four days.

Thursday: Lori and I went to the aquarium Lori works at for "Fish & Sips". The fish refers to the fish there and the sips refers to the wine tasting. The head of catering insisted that they not advertise, so as of last Monday, they had sold a whopping 27 of the $69 per person tickets out of the 300 that was promised to the wineries. So they decided to give away tickets to anyone that would take them. Lori got some for us and for some of our friends. With the give aways, it was a full house, so giving the tickets away worked just fine.

FYI, I felt the crappy previously frozen horsdervers, three different kinds of cheese and crackers wouldn't be worth going back next year if we have to pay. I'm thinking even if it was free again, I would have to think long and hard before going again.

Friday: Dropped Lori's car off after she got off work to get the brakes fixed. later that night we went back to the aquarium for a charity function. This one was OUTSTANDING! It was worth the $85 a ticket. Compare that price to the $69 it would have cost for the Thursday night function.
1. Open bar
2. Two hours coctail hours with mostly not previously frozen horsdervers
3. Open bar
4. More than three types of cheese (I didn't eat the cheese because the horsdervers were so good.
5. Open bar
6. DJ
7. Open bar
8. Cute girl magician
9. Open bar
10. Belly dancers
11. Three belly dancers
12. Cleavage
13. Low rider costumns on the belly dancers
14. Belly dancers
15. Being selected by the hottest belly dancer to join her making a fool of myself faus belly dancing
16. Hip bumping said hot belly dancer
17. Belly dancing with the other belly dancer with the big boobies
18. Open bar
19. Open bar
20. Open bar (Hey! I was hot and needed to cool off.)
21. Rolls and butter
22. Caeser salad
23. Open bar
24. Really great buffet: Pasta, chicken francaise, beef & spaetzle, eggpland rollatini, carving board with ham, seafood paella and some other stuff I don't remember
25. Open bar
26. Coffee
27. Dessert (I don't eat dessert or sweets, so all I remember about that was the chocolate covered strawberries Lori ate.
28. Open bar
29. Chinese auction (Neither of us won anything)
30. Open bar
31. Silent auction (I WON! I got the mountain bike and a week at a one-bedroom time share suite anywhere in the world. How cool is that? I have to use it before the end of the year, so do you have any suggestions where Lori and I should go?)
32. Open bar
33. Gift bag

Okay, comparing everything we got on both nights, which event do you think was worth the money. LMAO! No need to answer, because it's a silly question.

After we left the aquarium, we went to a hotel for the night, because of the open bar. I used points from my Hilton Vacation Club, so it didn't cost me anything out of pocket.

I couldn't leave the bike in the trunk, so had to take it up to the room. The chick at the front desk asked about the bike with the big bows, whcih gave me a chance for a bit of small talk. We explained where we had come from and then I asked her about a room upgrade and a late 2PM check out. Without hesitation we got the room with the hot tub, king size bed and the late check out. How cool is that?

34. My private open bar with gin & tonic
35. 37" HD TV
36. Free high speed internet access
37. Snuggling

We didn't get to sleep until around 3AM and didn't wake up until noon.

Saturday:
38. Snuggling
39. Coffee
40. Hot tub

We checked out and dropped off the bike and luggage at my place.

41. Breakfast/lunch at the diner.

42. We hung out at my place the rest of the day until Lori's car would be ready.

Damn, her car wasn't ready. The parts place sent over the wrong parts. That meant the car had to stay until Monday night.

Bummer, that meant Lori had to stay with me for an extra day. ;-)

Later that night we met some friends for a going away dinner for Maggie. Going to miss Maggie. But her going back home is the best thing for her now.

Sunday: Hung out all day and went to the store for tonic and a little grocery shopping.

Monday:

43. Slept in until 11
44. Snuggled
45. Coffee and then hung out the rest of the day waiting for Lori's car to get fixed.
46. Called car repair place. Seems that the job turned out to be bigger than they thought, so the car wasn't going to be ready.

Bummer, that meant Lori had to stay with me for an extra day. ;-)

Tuesday: Let's hope the car will be ready, NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!.


NOTE: Pictures you'll really want to see and a video of me belly dancing to follow.

PASS THE DONG HNT

Last week Lori and I went to a coed sex toy party hosted by our BFFs. The kind of party were they try to get you to buy sex toys.
We had a good time.

There was a large selection of lotions and toys to choose from. I told Lori to knock her self out, pick out some things and I'd pay for they.

That night I became $170 poorer.








There were snacks...........











........and candy of odd shapes to eat.














There was even desert.

There were games.

In this one we had to take a piece of aluminum foil and make the most realistic penis we could. The winner won a lotion sample.

This was Lori's entry.

For obvious reasons she didn't win.












Then we played dildo ring toss.

I'm proud to say I missed each throw.


Nice cleavage, huh?










Then we played this game with rules similar to musical chairs. The music was started. Then you passed around the double dong from person to person, but without using your hands.

I won!

FYI, I rejected every suggestion on what to do with it.

HAPPY PASS THE DONG HNT!

Who Can Bring Real Change in Washington?

Earlier this month, AARP went out to “Main Streets” all over the country to find out who AARP members should support this Election.

With a camera in hand, they asked thousands of prospective voters who they thought could break partisan gridlock and bring real change to Washington.

I won’t deny that the answers they received were pretty shocking – check out the video footage of our interviews by clicking here!

Again, I’ll warn you – THE RESPONSES YOU WILL SEE IN THE VIDEO FOOTAGE ARE REALLY UNEXPECTED.

But at AARP, they’re confident their quest to find members’ choice for ‘08 is finally over!

Once you have watched the footage from the interviews, help me spread the word about the choice for 2008 by forwarding this message to your friends and family!

Flash Back to 1990 HNT

In August of 1990, my wife went to a Vermont for a few days for a teacher's training session. That left my son Brian and I on our own to go on a men's vacation together. Brian was eight then. We decided to take in a Mets game and then head up to Howe Caverns and Cooperstown.

We bought the cheap seats for the Mets game at Shea Stadium, but decided to stop at the Mezzanine level and take a good look at the stadium from that view. One of the ushers came over to ask for our tickets, but I explained I just wanted my son to see the field from here first. He told me there were empty seats, so for $20, we could sit in the first row directly behind home plate. I jumped at the chance. The Mets lost that game, but that didn't matter, because my son was thrilled. After the game we walked all around the stadium and waited for the crowd to leave. Brian had never been in a major league stadium before, so he wanted to see everything.

After we left Shea, we drove up to the caverns. We stayed in a motel that night and toured the Howe caverns and one other I forget the name of and a few other sites. Here's a picture of Brian and I with our tour group. Can you find us?

HAPPY FLASH BACK TO 1990 HNT!

Mom of the Year - NSFW

FIRST, A COUPLE OF RUNNERS-UP FOR MOM OF THE YEAR.

AND THE CLEAR WINNER FOR MOM OF THE YEAR!!

Muti-tasking HNT

I'm so good I can operate a computer in my sleep.


I asked Lori why she took this picture. She said it was because I looked cute, but I just know she was giggling the entire time.

Oh well, I got an HNT out of it, didn't I?

HAPPY HNT!

Who Won This Last Debate?

I might give this one to Obama, but who knows, they both speak with forked tongue anyway. What do you think?

Politics aside, on to more important things.

Last Tuesday night I was approved for my variance, but as of Monday I still hadn't received the approval letter so I could get on with this project. I called town hall and was told that the board of appeals that approved my variance will sign off on it on Tuesday, one week later. It seems that only only meet once a week.

WTF!? I wish I'd have had a job like that!

HOPEFULLY I will have the approval letter by the end of the week. Then guess what? The permit process for my pool project starts over again. That's right kids, starts over again.

GET YOUR FREE FINANCIAL ADVICE HERE!!!!!

WARNING: Boring financial post ahead.

Some number of months months ago my financial adviser called me to tell me that he saw a decline in the housing market and stock market coming. That he wanted to start selling off a lot of the more volatile stocks, like financial and consumer goods, to acquire cash. That way when the market hits bottom, he would have the cash to get back in and make some, hopefully, very profitable buys. Today I received the call that he felt things are starting to bottom out and soon he would start buying again.

(FYI: Warren Buffet has started to buy again too, so that's an even better indicator things are bottoming out. The old saying of "Follow the money" holds true, because Buffet has A LOT OF money.)

I asked him why, like I always do. He mentioned certain economic indicators that indicated the market was nearing it's low. I asked him what they were and what did that mean? He took the time to explain things to me, like he always does.

So very soon he would be taking some of the cash and start buying some of the UNDER priced stock. He also predicted that oil would stabilize somewhere around $85-$90 a barrel. Today oil is $88 a barrel. Of course I told him fine and that what ever he held felt was the right things to do, because so far he's done me well. I also made sure, again, that he hasn't been selling anything and was just waiting out this financial crisis. He confirmed that yes, he had been standing pat as he felt that way and reminded me I had previously agreed with him to do just that. He also reminded me that we agreed that all of the losses are on paper until we sell. Then they become real.

Here's the advise part!

DISCLAIMER: Take my advise at your own risk, because I know very little about financial stuff. Why do you think I have a financial adviser handling my retirement accounts?

So sit tight on your 401k's and any other investments you may have until this crisis is over. It ain't a loss until you sell at a loss. If you sell now, you really have lost the money, but if you wait until this thing blows over and the economy starts recovering, the value of your investments WILL start going back up. It always does and then you haven't really lost anything after all. It was just all on paper.

Check back with me in a month or two to see if I'm still this calm. LOL

Who are you going to vote for?

I just finished watching the VP debate between Sara Palin and Joe Biden.  Did you watch it?  I hope so, because it gives even more reason to not give too much weight on who is the VP candidate.  Both Sara and Joe kept talking about what the McCain and Obama administration would or would not do.  Not so much about what Sarah and Joe would do.  For very good reason, because the VP don't do shit!  It's all about the President, the President!  So stop talking about who might be the VP if the old guy dies, lets talk about who WILL be President.  No, lets not talk about it, lets decide who we want to be our next President.

Here's a test to help you decide whether you agree with McCain's vision for this country or if you agree with Obama's vsion.  So without knowing which Presidential candidate said it, decide which statements you agree with, and learn which candidate supports your viewpoint most closely.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/MatchoMatic/fullpage?id=5542139

BOOBIE-THON HNT

For the last seven years a Boobie-Thon has been held to raise money for Susan G. Komen For The Cure. This is from the web site.

2008 marks the Seventh Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon. Bloggers from all over the globe send in photos of their boobies (covered and uncovered) to help raise money for Breast Cancer Research. In the past six years we have raised over $40,000.00 for Breast Cancer Research and we are back to do it all again on October 1, 2008! The 2008 event kicks off on Wednesday October 1, 2008 and will run for one full week, ending at 11:59 pm on Tuesday October 7, 2008. Just as we have done in the past, the first $359.00 raised will go towards the Bloggers-Helping-Bloggers portion of the event. All remaining money will go to Komen. For more detailed information about the Blogger Boobie-Thon and how it started, please visit The History of the Boobie-Thon written by Robyn in 2005. You can also find another “History of the Boobie-thon” at heyfreak.com.

Here is my submission.

I wanted to submit the unedited picture, but thought it would be too scary.



Now do your part and show your rack for a good cause!



HAPPY HNT!

24 years ago......

...... I had an in the ground swimming pool installed. I did everything legal with a permit and everything. Who knew that 24 years later I'd find out that in those 24 years the rules would change and the town would require that I get a variance to replace what was approved by them those 24 years ago? Tonight was my variance hearing.

I arrived at town hall 45 minutes early to be sure I was on time. I met a woman that was renewing a permit for a mother-daughter house. Her permit wasn't to build a house, but to renew a permit that MUST be renewed every three years forever and ever and ever every three years. WTF is that all about? Does that mean once her 94 year old mother dies that she will no longer allowed a permit? WTF do they expect her to do then? Tear the house down? I just don't get it.

My turn finally came to face the powers that be. The leader of the review board read the verbiage from my application.

Permission to blah, blah, blah, replace what was done 24 years ago when there were no rules covering this.

The board called someone from the zoning department up to speak. She explained how my pool was in violation. I mentioned that this was installed in 1984 and the town inspector even checked it out and said it was okay. The leader said that since there were no rules 30 years ago 24 years ago but no way I was going to correct him and to make me bring this up to today's code would require me to tear everything down and move my pool, he recommended that they forget the whole thing and approve the variance.

"All in favor say Aye!"

"Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye."

"Motion granted!"

They all even wished me a good night.

I got my variance and I'm a happy camper.

Weekend Update!

I took a shower. That is all.

But today was a big day! I decided to go to the doctor for a prescription for the vertigo. It's a lot better, but too irritating to let it go away on it's own. All of my medical care is handled by the Veterans Administration now at no cost to me, but I didn't think it wise to drive myself the 45 minutes to the VA hospital emergency room with the vertigo. So I decided to drive the one mile to the local walk-in clinic instead.

It took 2 1/2 hours to get the prescription that I told the doctor I needed and have taken the other three times I had the vertigo. That cost me $100 due to my lack of medical insurance and not wanting to risk killing myself and others driving to the VA there and back. I made out with the meds though as they cost just $20.

I HATE THIS SHIT!

I have vertigo again for the fourth time! Specifically benign paroxysmal positional vertigo. Last night I rolled over and the room violently spinning around me. At least that's what it feels like. The feeling last anywhere from 5-20 seconds. I've had a lot of experience with the vertigo, so know what I can and cannot do. It only happens while I'm turning my head when it is facing the ceiling, so I roll over on my stomach because it doesn't happen then. It doesn't happen when I'm standing or sitting. I just have to be careful and not make sharp, sudden movements with my head. Each time I've had it before I went to the doctor and he gave me a prescription which didn't do shit. So this time I'm just going to wait it out.

Lori Thinks I Need a Trim HNT

Lori made an HNT post today too, so be sure to drop by and check out her boobs post.

Happy BJ HNT!

I'm sorry Libby, ......

...... but I've been busy.

Thursday Lori came over after work on and we went out to dinner, then snuggled.

Friday we stayed in, had pizza for dinner. Then we got busy with you know, three time. Okay, I woke her up twice during the night to play. FYI-No, I'm not able to do IT three times a night anymore, but I like to make sure my baby has her's as many times as she wants. If you get my drift. ;-)

Saturday we went out east. We stopped by the aquarium Lori works at so she could meet her biggest client. Worth the meet & greet, because the lady tipped Lori $75. Then we drove farther east and stopped at a general store so Lori could spend the gift certificate she won at the pig roast in June. Then we drove even farther east and stopped at The Old Barge for about the best seafood dinner I've had in years. Then we drove about as far east as we could before running out of land, so Lori could check out her old stomping grounds in Greenport. Finally we went back to my place.

Sunday we went to the West Islip Country Fair to watch Melissa sing a set. She was terrific as always. Not to brag or anything, but she loves us. I tell Lori she really loves me and must have an Old Guy fetish, but she has to say she loves her too, so Lori will let me go see her.

You want proof that she loves me? Here's the MySpace message I received from Melissa later that evening.

Sep 21, 2008 8:11 PM

Wow!! You are GREAT!!!! Thanks for coming out today. You're the best. You and Lori are GREATTTTTTTT! Thanks again soooooooooo very, very much for ALL your support Tony.
Your friend in "real life"
Much love
Melissa Ann xoxo

See, I told you she loved me best. :-)

During her set Melissa saw me and waved. Aren't I special? LOL Then her manager Johnny saw us and came over to say hello. Lori got a kiss, but all I got was a hand shake. Guess Johnny is into chicks. Thank goodness!

Here's the proof!

:-P


I can't wait until she makes it big. Johnny said that we were invited to travel with them and ride on the tour bus when she gets one. I'm not holding my breath, but wouldn't that be cool to do that?

I might even get my own groupies.

MEET MY NEW WEEKDAY GIRL FRIEND HNT!

Due to the constant risk of chafing when Lori isn't here, she hooked me up with a weekday girl friend named Gigi. Lori met Gigi at a sex toy party Lori hosted a few weeks ago. Gigi isn't all that pretty, quite ugly actually, but looks aren't eveything.

Meet Gigi.

Speaking of Gigi.

"HEY GIGI! YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE!"

HAPPY HNT!

WHO AM I??

I am under 45 years old,
I love the outdoors,
I hunt,
I am a Republican reformer,
I have taken on the Republican Party establishment,
I have many children,
I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less than two years in the governor's office.


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THEODORE ROOSEVELT - I am Theodore Roosevelt in 1900

Getting to know me, getting know what I'm all about......

I received this meme in an email from my Lurker. I needed something to blog about so decided to do it here instead of via email.

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Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your friends. Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to your friends including the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends that you might not have known! Just press the 'forward' button then you can erase my> answers and add yours.

1. What time did you get up this morning? Originally at 8:00 am when Lori got up to go to work, but I fell back to sleep and didn't wake up until 12:42 pm.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Neither, I don't wear jewelry.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? I haven't a clue it's been so long. I do know it was a horror flick that I went to with Lori and her kids.
4. What is your favorite TV show? It's a tie between Ghost Whisperer and Swingtown.
5. Your favorite non alcoholic drink? Milk
6. What is your middle name? Joseph
7. What food do you dislike? Can't think of any off hand.
8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? N/A as I don't listen to CDs.
9. What kind of car do you drive? 1998 Monte Carlo
10. Favorite sandwich? An Italian Stallion hero with the works & extra onion from the Parkville Deli.
11. What personality characteristic(s) do you dislike? Liars and cheaters!
12. Favorite item of clothing? Preferably none. I'd live in a nudist colony if I could.
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Australia and New Zealand.
14. Are you an organized person? LMAO!!!! I'm the complete opposite of organized.
15 Where would you retire to? I am retired and choose to stay right where I am on Long Island.
16. What was your most memorable birthday? My 50th.
17. What are you going to do when you finish this? Go make a gin & tonic, because it will be Happy hour at my place and then get dressed. (See answer #12)
18. Furthest place you are sending this? No idea. Not very many people read my blog anymore since going private. :-(
19. Person you expect to send it back first? No one.
20. When is your birthday? November 4th. There is still time to go shopping for my gifts, hint, hint!
21. Morning person or a night person? Night for sure. (See answer #1)
22. What is your shoe size? 10 wide
23. Pets? None for me, but my son has a bunch of fish and a lizard.
24. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? Not really. (See answer #15)
25. What did you want to be when you were little? Cowboy
26. How are you today? Pretty good.
27. What is your favorite flower? I don't have any favorite. I think that's more of a chick thing.
28. What are you listening to right now? The never ending ringing in my ears. I have had tinnitus since I was wounded in 1968.
29. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? Any Friday, because that's when my baby gets here.
30. What was the last thing you ate? A can of Campbell's Select Harvest Light Maryland-Style Crab soup.
31. Do you wish on stars? Yes
32. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple
33. How is the weather right now? Mostly sunny & 83F (Feels like 81F); Winds WNW at 16mph; Humidity 37%; Dew Point 55F; Barometric Pressure 29.77 in: Visibility 10 miles
35. Favorite soft drink? Diet root beer
36. Favorite restaurant? Popei's on Wednesday or Saturday night when our favorite bartender Liz is working.
37. Hair color? White and fluffy and real.
38. What was your favorite toy as a child? Army men
39. Summer or Winter? Summer without question.
40. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
41. Coffee or tea? I like them both, but usually coffee.
42. Do you want your friends to email you back? They can comment if they want.
43. When was the last time you cried? Not exactly sure, but sometime last week, several times. I would have been watching TV and something that was happy or sad come on. I'm a sucker for those emotions either way.
44. What is under your bed? LORI! I FOUND YOUR SLIPPERS!
45. What did you do last night? Went over to our BFF's house for dinner.
46. What are you afraid of? Nothing really.
47. Salty or sweet? Salty. I don't like anything sweet anymore.
48. How many keys on your key ring? Four
49. How many years at your current job? I'm retired now, but my last job, about 5 years.
50. Favorite day of the week? Friday (See answer #29)
51. Do you make friends easily? Yep
52. How many people will you send this too? As many as reads my blog, which seems to average about 12 a day now.
53. How many will respond? Probably just my few regular readers who know who they are. THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND GIRLS!
55. Do you like finding out all this stuff about your friends? Yes, I love knowing, really knowing, my peeps.

What do you think she's doing?

I think she is riding one of those horsey rides outside her local supermarket. What else could it be?

NEVER FORGET!

I couldn't in good conscious post the HNT I had planned this week.

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September 11, 2001

Why can't we just all get along and live and let live? Why?

So far so good!

No chafing to report!

The weekend was long and mostly boring all alone. Except for a visit from Hanna Saturday night. She huffed and she puffed, but couldn't blow my house down, nor even a tree limb. She did drop a lot of water, which filled my pool, but I'll take that over having my house blown down any day.

Sunday morning Brian got home from Atlantic City at 10:30 AM! WTF? It's at least a three hour ride on a good day and it was a shock to see him so early. It seems him and his two friends he was staying with choose to stay the extra night and drive home in the morning. One guy is a BMX racer and had to be here for a race at 1:00. Of course they stayed up all night and slept all day everyday, so instead of going back to the room, they just drove home.

This weekend I was occupied for a couple of evenings chatting on line with a new friend of mine. She's going through a rough time right now after loosing her husband suddenly a few weeks ago and reached out to me support and advice. She has been reading my blog forever, but never posts on her blog and usually doesn't comment on mine, so I really didn't know her. She only knows me through my blog, but that was enough for her, so she took a chance and contacted me. I'm glad she did and very flattered that she trusts me, a relative perfect stranger. But we aren't strangers any longer. :-)

The Nudist Rules Are In Effect This Weekend!!!!!!

Brian went to Atlantic City for the weekend and won't be back until late Sunday. YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! That means we could run around naked, have sex in every room, mutually masturbate at will and watch all the porn we wanted with the volume above a whisper.

How cool is that? :-)

Normally I'd be VERY happy about that, but not this weekend so much. I will still run around naked, masturbate at will and watch porn with the volume above a whisper. But I will have to do it alone, because Lori is in Connetcuit visiting her family this weekend.

Wish me luck that I don't have a chafing issue this weekend.