Tuesday, November 04, 2008

A new post is below, but first an important announcement from Os. Read this and then my newest post.

This year my birthday falls on election day, November 4th. I will officially be old, 60 years old. Yes, 60 fucking years old. I sure don't feel old though, so all is good.

Gifts are not necessary, because I have just about everything I want. BUT, you all know what I like, BOOBIES! So girls, get naked, take lots of pictures and email them to me. Or if you're really brave, post them on your blog for everyone to enjoy. Either way you'll make this old guy very happy.


EDIT: The Great Os has spoken and there is a theme for HNT on November 6th.

I think the oldest participant in HNT would have to be BTExpress. He's been around since the early, early days. He's going to be faced with a double whammy in a couple of weeks. His birthday falls on Election Day (Nov. 4th). As if having to share your bday with the circus that is the election wasn't bad enough, he's going to be turning (are you ready for this?) SIXTY YEARS OLD! So, I'm reversing myself about themes. We'll have a theme for the Nov. 6th HNT. "Boobies for BTE!" Post a picture of your boobies, with some sort of mention of BTE! Painted on, Photoshopped on, with a sign, whatever... We need to raise this man's spirits! I mean, he's close to ancient!! Guys, I know for a fact that he's not interested in yours, but you should do it too! I'm sure he'd appreciate the gesture!

So now it's official, you have to show me your boobs for my birthday! Thank you in advance for your generosity. And Os, your the man! Thanks my friend!

24 comments:

e c f e s w said...

hi

i just got to bed and the house is quite for the first time in a few days. i wanted to let you know that your emails meant so very much to me. we have many of the same experience happen to each other.
i am too tired to read your blog post right now as i am trying to go to sleep but i will be back and read more later. I would really like to talk to you because i am at peace since my father has passed and is no longer in pain.
I would like to talk to you for a few minutes just to tell someone who has lost a parent about my great experience i had spending so much time with my dad before he passed.
my cell #is 870.946.9379.
charlene

Libby said...

teehee...sorry, tony...how 'bout if i just send you a dollar for your birthday? (after all, i get paid in ones, dontcha know?...)

SIMPLY ME said...

Your wish is granted, turn to your left.......

bookbinder said...

THANK YOU BABY!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!! THEY TASTED GREAT!!!!!!!!

bookbinder said...

Thanks Libby. How about a big Happy Birthday wish on the big day? That will be just as special.

Monogram Queen said...

Wow I hope I am still as exuberant at 60 as you Tony! Lori cracks me up!

Mariposa said...

WOOT, 60 years of deligh and gladness! Marking my calendar now...

;)

TUG said...

I seem to remember the same request last year. I vote that everyone posts them up on their sites because you always get more boobies then me :( Plus, I want to see them! Maybe I'll send you a little treat...I bet you'd like that!!!!

Anne Marie said...

LMAO no way man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know about you feeling 60 I am going to have to ask Lori about that!!!! LOL
But you sure dont act like a 60 year old except for the dirty mind!! All old men have dirty minds!!!!!!!!!!!
So when do we celebrate!!!

Q said...

I smell a scam! ;)

Kittie Kate said...

OK.
Check out my blog on November 4th! :)

Kittie Kate said...

Oh, NFL Week 8 picks are up. Come by.

Osbasso said...

I expect a commission for this...

bookbinder said...

You got it dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you have Paypal?

Mariposa said...

I don't flash...but might consider doing it for you! ;)

Monogram Queen said...

Os rocks - what nationwide recognition you will get (not to mention boobies boobies boobies!)

I Smile 2 Much said...

LOL @ Os wanting commission. This is awesome. Count me all in ;) Boobies are *always* a good thing and for you- even better!!!

Happy (it'll be here soon, I'm sure!) almost 60th ;)

*smiles*

bookbinder said...

Smile Too Much - Cool! This will be my best birthday ever.

Osbasso said...

I'm not thinking monetarily here...

bookbinder said...

Os - Oh, I get it. *wink* *wink* It's the least I cam do.

Evening said...

Thanks for letting me in. I am so glad I am just in time to celebrate your big birthday. I am going to hit (says this very quietly) 50 in a couple of months. I am sure there is a mistake on my birth certificate because I don't feel any older than 35.
I just got new boobies in the last year so, the ones I will send for your birthday will be much younger then the rest of me :)
Thanks again for letting me visit.

gab said...

well now that mine arent black and blue any more I might just give you that present!

S said...

Happy Birthday you dirty old man!

Lil Bit said...

Like I already said, my post is already there... so come 'n see, if ya want. =)