My first Christmas gift wish was a no brainer. I did a post about them last Friday, it is for Samantha and Don. Their son will be deployed to Iraq on January 2nd and Sam may be deployed at anytime.
My gift to them would be peace in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Zoely gets my second Christmas wish. She is about to head out into unknown territory, Maine. She could have picked a better time of the year
My gift to her is a paid for credit card with a never ending balance.
That way she can buy lots and lots and lots of warm clothes for her and her kids and a never ending supply of fuel oil/natural gas/wood to heat her abode and keep her and her offspring warm.
If she is so inclined, maybe she'll also buy some sexy lingerie and post the pics.
I'd even chip in a few bucks out of my pocket for that. How about you?
Edit: I've been corrected, she's moving to Vermont. Same difference as far as I'm concerned. It's still fucking cold!
Then there is the third recipient of my Christmas wishes. I'll give you two guesses who it is; here's the clues.
Inflected Form(s): clum·si·er; clum·si·est
Etymology: probably from obsolete English clumse benumbed with cold lacking dexterity, nimbleness, or grace b: lacking tact or subtletyawkward or inefficient in use or construction: unwieldy
Synonyms: See awkward
Did you guess?
Here's another hint.
You still didn't guess?
Okay, here's the last clue. You have to be able to guess who it is with this one.
Yep, it's Jillie, the ultimate Green Bay Packer fan.
My first gift for her is a cool looking cheese bra like the one on the chick above. Jillie already has the cheese head. Besides, I really want to see Jillie model it for me. She is hot! ;-)
Then there is the most important wish for her, gracefulness.
(See the definition above for a hint why.)
The poor thing really needs this, badly! Last year she fell
And for the rest of you horn dogs that came here to see some skin this fine day, here's a naughty picture of me taken by my baby when we were in Las Vegas.
Merry HNT Christmas Y'all!