Well, this evening I found it and she was very happy, but me, not so much. Why may you ask?
BECAUSE I FOUND IT IN MY MOUTH!
Yes, my mouth! It was in my drink.
How did it get in my drink you ask? There is only one way.
Sometime Saturday after 4:00 pm (Happy Hour in my house starts daily at 4:00 pm) Lori made a round of our gin & tonics and her nail was knocked off by the ice when she reached in the ice maker bin. This evening when I made a drink, I must have grabbed the long lost finger nail along with the ice and dropped it in my glass.
A short time later while we were watching TV in bed, I took a drink and felt something, other than gin & tonic or ice, in my mouth. I took it out and low and behold, it was the long lost finger nail. She was really happy, but me, I was a bit grossed out.
Come on, I had no idea where that finger nail hand been. It could have been anywhere, even in naughty places.
Anyway, finding a finger nail in my drink is not exactly something I wanted to ever find in my drink again.
What's the worst thing you ever found in your drink or food?