Thursday, August 10, 2006

Diving Lesson (NOT) HNT

1. Put on your sexiest bathing suit and get into diving position on the diving board. (Try not to look like this dork.)



2. Dive gracefully into the water. (Don't fall face first into the water like this guy did.)



3. Glide smoothly into the water making as small a splash as possible. (Again, don't do what this guy did. He made the mistake of making sure his body was parallel with the surface of the water when he hit. He not only made a big splash with the belly flop, this also gave him severe abdominal pain.



4. Reward yourself with the favorite meal of your choice for a job well done. (Or in this guys case, he consoled himself with this lobster dinner for being a schmuck.)



Note: For the story behind this story, check out the post immediately below. Or not, that's up to you.

26 comments:

Libby said...

oh, yes, tony, i see now~! this is a group of pictures showing how NOT to do something~! (except the cooking, which i know is good!)

Just Some Gal said...

I want to go diving...

Bellarosa said...

OUCH .. I know that pain!

~happy hnt~

Phain said...

next time...loose the suit! *~*Happy HNT*~*

Crimson said...

Looks really fun :)
Except for the painful part! HHNT

lecram sinun said...

I came by earlier... but blogger was being difficult. But I'm back, my friend! Cheers and Happy HNT!

Chelle said...

Well it allpaid off int he end.....great looking lobster dinner!! hehe mmmmm

HHNT ;)

barefoot_mistress said...

LOL Well it looks like you did deserve lobster after that belly flop!

HHNT Tony!

S said...

damn.. that had to hurt!
Love the pics though....HHNT!

Sexy Duet said...

Happy belated birthday to Lori, sounds like she had a great day. Thanks for the diving tips! Happy HNT

Ms SD

LEE ANN said...

Sorry, go here! :)
Happy HNT!

Cosima said...

LOL...
Belated Happy Birthday to Lori.

I also wanted to tell you how interesting I find your Vietnam blog. I read it last night. Thanks so much for sharing.

Mark Leslie said...

LOL - actually, it was a pretty graceful entrance into the water when you consider the small splash radius.

Can I come over and try my own belly flop to see if I can put a wave over the hedges?

Happy HNT Lobster Boy!

Samantha Alice said...

ow ow OOWWWWW!

I'm laughing with you, not at you...

Recon said...

That looks eerily similar to my dives. I've never been able to dive correctly into a pool. I can cannonball the hell out of it though! haha. happy hnt!

patti_cake said...

I read "diving" as "driving" and thought "what the heck is he doing at a pool?". Now who's the dork? LOL BTW belly flops HURT. Like hell.

Mommyof3 said...

My favorite meal, too! HHNT!

Katie :) said...

I lifeguarded for many years, you have to start diving from the side of the pool, on one knee, then move up to the board! ;)
As for the Lobster, SUPER YUMMIES! :)
Happy HNT

No One In Particular said...

Happy belated bday to Lori - I've been too swamped to keep up with all the goings on over here! Hope she likes the laptop. What a great gift!

Loved the old cars & the update on your Good Partner Willy!

Have a great HNT!

Foxglove said...

Hey there's some splash there! No 10, maybe an 8.4.

Sorry I've not been around- I miss the blog world, and I'm so happy you're hapyp with Lori. You totally deserve it. I'm not sure about whether she deserves a dirty old man like you, though! : )

And the cars? I WANT THEM.

Wenchy said...

Love it! You are really just getting better and better.

Queen of Ass said...

If being a schmuck gets you a lobster dinner, I'm thinking that's the better deal.

aughra said...

That dinner looks great. And I am so happy that you and Lori are so happy.

Roxi said...

SEND ME SOME OF THAT LOBSTER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!

m_o_o_nspells said...

Love the commentary!
HHNT!

Lucky Pink said...

LMAO at that pic of you in your swimming trunks!