1. Put on your sexiest bathing suit and get into diving position on the diving board. (Try not to look like this dork.)
2. Dive gracefully into the water. (Don't fall face first into the water like this guy did.)
3. Glide smoothly into the water making as small a splash as possible. (Again, don't do what this guy did. He made the mistake of making sure his body was parallel with the surface of the water when he hit. He not only made a big splash with the belly flop, this also gave him severe abdominal pain.
4. Reward yourself with the favorite meal of your choice for a job well done. (Or in this guys case, he consoled himself with this lobster dinner for being a schmuck.)
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