Monday, August 28, 2006

Dictionary for the difference between men & women


 Dictionary for the difference between men & women

* THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.. Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

* VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self
emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

* COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and
feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on
a fishing trip with the boys.

* COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and
raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other
women while out with this one.

* ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while
drinking beer.

* FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of
Male...... A source of entertainment,
self-expression, male bonding.

* MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of
intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want,
just as long as we do it.

* REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from
one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through
all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


gab said...

LMAO! true how true! loved it. Thanks for the laugh this am. Good one,

lime said...

tooooo true!

Tommy said...

That shit is FUNNY Tony! ROFLMAO! right with you. I'm gonna send people (both me readers who are left) over here to check it out. Sorry I haven't been by to comment but class is out now and I should be back on a more regular schedule (I hope!) I have been lurking by and reading though. Hope you are having a good one dude. Tell Lori "Hi! from the Dark Side. Laters.

Monogram Queen said...

Funny and oh-so-true!

bluu said...

I am sooo linking to this...

funny stuff Tony! lmao