As a woman passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, “What in the world are you doing?”
The daughter replied, “Mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone.”
The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzzing coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, “Dad, I’m thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone.
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing sound coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer and staring at the television. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked him, “What the Hell are you doing?”
The husband replied, “I’m watching football with my son-in-law!”
8 comments:
You are always full of fun.
Thanks for the laugh! And thanks for leaving the encouraging comments on my blog before. Go see the result today :)
Chase North-You don't have a vibrator? OMG, I thought all girls had at least one. Now I'm no expert, but I recommend two. The first one is dogs proof which may be good in your situation. [http://btexpress.blogspot.com/2005/08/ladies-has-anything-like-this-happened.html]
Or two. This one comes very highly recommended but I don't know how it performs after the dogs gets a hold of it.
[http://btexpress.blogspot.com/2005/07/as-seen-on-hbos-sex-in-city.html]
Thanks Wenchy.
No One In Particular-So that's what the "it" was you were talking about. Who is the "him" you told?
ROFLMAO thanks BTE I think I peed myself *giggles* *wink*
you've outdone yourself with this one, Tony!! (just think if you had a daughter, that could be YOUR son-in-law!)
BoUnCeS!! LibbY!
That's great! I'm sharing that one...
Tee hee hee
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