Saturday, May 14, 2005

National Masturbation Month

I just found out that May is National Masturbation Month. I've missed so much already.

Masturbation Day was May 7th; I missed the actual celebration, but participated and didn't even know it.

Today is the Masturbation-A-Thon in Portland Oregon. I'm going to try to find the web cast after I get done posting here. If you live in Portland, you can participate in the Portland Masturbate-A-Thon and, can you believe it, it features Thrillhammer. Sounds like fun, and if you go, let me know how it was.

May 28th looks like the biggest day of the month. There's live event in San Francisco with an accompanying web cast. I'm sure not going to miss the web cast.

For all the details, you can find them at [http://www.masturbate-a-thon.org/]. While your there, check out the tab for links. There are a lot of very informative web sites linked to, like "How to Be Your Own Lover", "Jackin' World" and "Masturbate for Peace".

To close this entry out, I'll leave you with Masturbation Fact #4: 54% percent of men say they masturbate at least once a day.

14 comments:

Soldier of Humanity said...

aparently 95% of teen males masturbate regularly and 92% arent capabable of stoping for more tha thirty days

BTExpress said...

I glad I'm not alone. :)

Nice to see you here.

Soldier of humanity said...

Good to be here


those stats are for teens i dont know any stats for people your age
(im guessing 45-60)

Derek said...

just found your blog via Lucky Pink man sweet boat and yes May 7th was national masturbation day five finger olympics anyone

BTExpress said...

soldier, I don't know about stats for most 45-60 yo, me being on the young side of 56, but the ones you quoted for teens fits me pretty well.

And Derek, nice to have you visit my little corner of the internet. I will stop by your and say hi soon. Right now I have to go to the bathroon so it will have to wait.

BTExpress said...

I meant bathroom, not bathroon. Damn gin.

Derek said...

Gin oh man it's the gin talking to me

Chase North said...

This would be the first time you've left me speechless Tony. :D

And it's one of those conversations I think I'll bypass.

Cheers!
Sarah

BTExpress said...

No, I'm pretty much like this, gin or not. It's the damn spelling I have a hard time with. I have a hard time hitting the correct keys on the keyboard after 1 or 16 gin and tonics. Then I just press submit before doing a spell check. Don't these blogs have an edit function?

BTExpress said...

Hi Sarah. It's not bad talk here, I did that somewhere else tonight. I just had to pee that's all I meant.

A little help here please. I forgot where I was bad so if anyone is pissed off at me please let me know so I can apologize. Or if you liked my bad talk, please let me know that too so I can bookmark your blog/web site/whatever and continue the conversation.

oneofthem said...

eh...

Chase North said...

Hahahahaha!!!

Hey man - your still cool in my book.
I'm just a prude. :D

Cheers!
Sarah

BTExpress said...

oneofthem, welcome to my blog. Do you know anything?

BTExpress said...

Sarah, I can fix that.