Wednesday, February 15, 2006

TO BE SIX AGAIN

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again ??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!" she replied

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

7 comments:

Libby said...

OMG, Tony, this is SO GOOD!! i've never heard it before!!

Beth said...

Hah! Like that's new information!

Angela said...

ROTFLMAO Men..... your always wrong!!!!!! But gosh I love the story...:-)

The Guy in the Back said...

As the first male to comment on this post...Can I plead the 5th?

At least when we screw up trying to help...It's a lot better than screwing the help. Or however that goes.

Funny story, Tony.

Megan said...

that was friggin awesome, tony! thanks for the laugh to finish my day!

Deadly Female said...

*giggles*

Anonymous said...

Men! Ha!

~~rolls my eyes~~