Do you ever have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered "Yes!" to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything!
You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living...with Tequila®!
Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, eroticlustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind. (tm)
12 comments:
LOL I'm actually drinking tequila shots at this moment. I've had about 5 so far, probably about 5 or 6 left in the bottle.
:D The kids made me do it!
You should be drinking, not typing then. :-D
Sounds like a cure to me!!
Cheers!!
Bring it on.
HOLY CRAP, that was the funniest thing I have ever read. I was laughing so hard I was snorting. Which people think is hilarious by the way. Thank you for uplifting my day.
SassyLadi - what ever way you want it ;-)
Awesoeme. This is my life summed up. :)
LMAO!!!!! That is so funny! I can always count on your blog to crack me up. I'd like to add another Tequila perk- if you happen to slice your hand open and need stitches after drinking tequila, you won't need to be numbed at the hospital and you can watch the entire procedure pain free!
I fail to see how "eroticlustfulness" could possibly be a bad thing!
as you know..."Tequila Makes Your Clothes Fall Off." (my daughters favorite song)
I always thought Jaegermeister was good for that.
she drinks that, too!!
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