Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The following post is NSFW!

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK AND DAMMIT!

Edit: I was so pissed off yesterday that I forgot HNT! Now I'm even more pissed off. Keep reading to find out why

My application for the permit to do my outdoor project was rejected by the town, because the MOTHER FUCKING, STUPID ASS builder screwed up the plan drawings.

Why do you ask?

BECAUSE THEY DON'T FUCKING LISTEN, DON'T FOLLOW THE CODE EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE DONE IT A BAZILLION TIMES BEFORE AND HE HAS FUCKING IDIOTS WORKING FOR HIM!

Let me be more specific.

They left the railing on the retaining wall off of the drawing.

HELLO!!!!! IT'S A FUCKING 37 INCH HIGH RETAINING WALL AROUND THE POOL AND ANY FUCKING THING HIGHER THAN 18 INCHES HAS TO HAVE A RAILING TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM FALLING OFF THE FUCKING WALL!!!!!

I TOLD EVERY ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS THAT IT NEEDED A RAILING AND EVEN GAVE YOU THE PLANS AND CODE FROM THE TOWN.

I EVEN PICKED THE FUCKING RAILING OUT AND SHOWED THE OWNER WHICH ONE I WANTED!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T YOU FUCKING PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then there was the omission of the strength of the concrete they will be using for the retaining wall footing.

HELLO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!! YOU FUCKING PEOPLE DESIGN AND BUILD FUCKING HOUSE AND KNOW YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE THE CONCRETE SPECS FOR THE FOOTING AND FOUNDATIONS. SO WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO THE SAME FUCKING THING THAT YOU'VE DONE A BAZILLION FUCKING TIMES BEFORE??????

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then last but not least, the engineering license for the guy that signed off the drawings had expired. I guess I can't really blame that one on them. The guy drew the drawing in July and then died. His license was revoked because he died.

I guess you can tell that I'M STILL FUCKING PISSED!

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK AND DAMMIT!

To help calm me down, I am going out for dinner up to Popei's. That's the place I went for my birthday party. Liz the bartender is working tonight and there's nothing like a hot, sexy babe with nice tits to calm a guy down. That, and a visit from Lori, but she can't come out tonight. So I guess I'll just have to go and ogle Liz by myself.

Gee, I feel better already just thinking about it.

11 comments:

Misses M said...

I hope there are lots of boobies at the bar to cheer you up.

Mariposa said...

But you can still appeal right?! I'm sure there is another way...

And yeah...get yourself some tits...ummm I mean drinks to cool yourself down!

Monogram Queen said...

Tony are you just a "wee bit" upset here?
I am sure you can get it straightened out. After all - you da man!

Jennybean said...

UGH! that sucks....

a lot!

and not in a good way....

~viemoira~ said...

Wow- sounds like a whole buncgh of stress!! Hope things got better at dinner!
~viemoira

Libby said...

tony, i hope by now things are better! and we missed your hnt, but we won't be mad at you for it!!

TUG said...

Well fuck! I'm sure you'll get it all fixed, but I can understand your frustration at the moment. Have some gin and tonics!

Evening said...

Darn, I hope you get it all straightened out soon.

David said...

Sorry about the fucking pool permit, dude.

lime said...

damn, that is maddening. i am sorry to hear it. i hope liz was a good remedy.

gab said...

well thats a lot of pissed off! But I do undewrstand!