How was your Thanksgiving?

Mine went very well. I've been going to Lori's for the last two Thanksgivings and my son had gone to his girl friends. She broke up with him earlier this year (he now admits it was the best thing that could have happened to him), so this year hadn't made plans. I asked him if he wanted to go to Lori's with me. I would have stayed home and cooked if he said no, but he said "Sure".

I cooked the mashed potatoes and gravy before I left. I made a Bisquick recipe using chicken broth, poultry seasoning, chicken bullion and salt & pepper. You just dump everything in the blender and cook it to thicken. At Lori's we poured in some of the turkey drippings to add even more flavor. So easy and much better tasting and much better for you that the jarred gravy.

I got over to Lori's about three and Brian came later. He had to work until 3:00. He's the produce manager and always chooses to work on major holidays, because he get time & a half. The turkey wasn't cooked yet, so having a later dinner than usual, was okay. Lori decided to wait until Brian could get there, since this was the first time he has agreed to go to her house. He arrived around 4:15 and was introduced to Lori's parents. Two of Lori's kids were there, Bethany and Adam, which he's already met and then there was the ferocious chihuahua Milo! He hates strangers and has been known to take a nip once in a while. He barked like mad at Brian, so they were going to lock him in a bedroom, but I convinced Lori to just put him down and see what happens. She and Milo made a beeline for Brian. He sniffed him a few times and then started wagging his tail like crazy and licked his hand. Then he wouldn't leave Brian alone.

Neither would Lori's parents. Lori's parent both told the same old stories to Brian. He sat there intently listening and carrying on conversations about the stories and and things about him. I really wasn't that surprised, surprised yes, but not that surprised. Because he's always gotten along well with old people and small kids. Then Lori rescued him so he could go play Guitar Hero with Beth and Adam in Adam's room.

About a half hour later everything was finished cooking. The 25 pound fresh killed turkey I bought turned out great. It was about the best turkey I've ever tasted. It really was worth the extra expense of buying it from a butcher. Lori cooked it and it cooked perfectly. The white meat and dark meat both were cooked thoroughly for once. You know how the dark meat in the thighs are under cooked when the white meat is done? Not this time. I have a digital temperature probe and we took it out of the oven when the temp hit 179 degrees. The only complaint was that the skin wasn't crisp enough, because we left the foil that covered the bird on too long. I don't eat the skin, so it didn't matter to me, but others do and like it almost burned. YUCK! Lori made all the other fixing: sweet potatoes, corn, green beans, a cranberry sauce recipe of whole and jellied cranberries, crushed pineapple & raspberry jello, rolls of course and for desert, five different pies. Everything turned out great, except for the aforementioned skin.

I wasn't sure how long Brian would stay once dinner and desert were finished, but he stayed much longer than I thought and stayed until I finally got tired and wanted to leave. When we got home, I asked him if he had a good time and if he like everyone. Happily he said answered in the affirmative to both questions. Looks like next summer when I have everyone over he will be willing to spend time with Lori's family and hang out with everyone in my back yard resort to be. If I ever get that fucking permit from the town.

You know what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving?

I'm thankful that when Lori took this picture of this hole in my jeans...............



.......that the skin that she saw...........



.......wasn't the skin of my........


Harry Johnson, Harry Wang, The little soldier, Willie, Dick, Cock (roosters are known for getting up in the morning), Summer Sausage, The wild bologna pony, The head that thinks for me, My little pony, The "Package", Unit, The Tool, Power Drill, Jack Hammer, Schlong (for some it should be called Schort.), Weiner, Frankfurter, Turtle (Ask Lori),Jack-in-the-box, Noodle, Captain Winkie, Better than chocolate, "IT", The one eyed monster, The magic wand, The joystick, The Salamander, The Snake (a.k.a. Boa), .......penis.

I'm thankful that it was the skin on my thumb.

Hey, it's not like you've never been caught
with your hand down your pants, now is it??

HAPPY THANKSGIVING Y'ALL!


What are you thankful for?

You know, the VA hospital hires hot babes!

I went back to the VA hospital again today to have a sonogram done of my aorta and carotid arteries. Not because they suspected anything was wrong, but just to make sure there wasn't. I get dizzy sometimes and the cardiologist at the VA hospital says that's normal considering the type of meds I'm taking to control my blood pressure. It seems that beta blockers have a way of letting your blood pressure drop when you get up fast. That's just the way it is.

But just to rule out any other issues, he wanted me to have the carotid arteries in my neck checked out. My regular VA doctor wanted my aorta checked since I was a smoker many years ago. I quit in 1978. She said that since I smoked, then there was always a chance that I could develop an aneurysm in my aorta. Now I just have to wait and see if, or what they find.

I almost forgot about the hot babe remark.

The babe that did the sonograms today was frigging HOT! I mean model HOT with tits that could poke an eye out. And an ass to die for. Her tits were natural too, with just the right amount of sag for a woman about 30.

Too bad she was a blonde, because I prefer brunettes. But I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

That is, unless Lori caught me. Then I'd invite Lori to join us or let her kick her out of bed.

;-)

Want to meet us in Las Vegas!

Next month Lori and I are going back to Las Vegas, but not for just the weekend like last year. This time it's for 8 days and 7 nights in a hotel right in the middle of the Strip. Anyone want to join us in the debauchery?

The following post is NSFW!

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK AND DAMMIT!

Edit: I was so pissed off yesterday that I forgot HNT! Now I'm even more pissed off. Keep reading to find out why

My application for the permit to do my outdoor project was rejected by the town, because the MOTHER FUCKING, STUPID ASS builder screwed up the plan drawings.

Why do you ask?

BECAUSE THEY DON'T FUCKING LISTEN, DON'T FOLLOW THE CODE EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE DONE IT A BAZILLION TIMES BEFORE AND HE HAS FUCKING IDIOTS WORKING FOR HIM!

Let me be more specific.

They left the railing on the retaining wall off of the drawing.

HELLO!!!!! IT'S A FUCKING 37 INCH HIGH RETAINING WALL AROUND THE POOL AND ANY FUCKING THING HIGHER THAN 18 INCHES HAS TO HAVE A RAILING TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM FALLING OFF THE FUCKING WALL!!!!!

I TOLD EVERY ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS THAT IT NEEDED A RAILING AND EVEN GAVE YOU THE PLANS AND CODE FROM THE TOWN.

I EVEN PICKED THE FUCKING RAILING OUT AND SHOWED THE OWNER WHICH ONE I WANTED!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T YOU FUCKING PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then there was the omission of the strength of the concrete they will be using for the retaining wall footing.

HELLO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!! YOU FUCKING PEOPLE DESIGN AND BUILD FUCKING HOUSE AND KNOW YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE THE CONCRETE SPECS FOR THE FOOTING AND FOUNDATIONS. SO WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO THE SAME FUCKING THING THAT YOU'VE DONE A BAZILLION FUCKING TIMES BEFORE??????

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then last but not least, the engineering license for the guy that signed off the drawings had expired. I guess I can't really blame that one on them. The guy drew the drawing in July and then died. His license was revoked because he died.

I guess you can tell that I'M STILL FUCKING PISSED!

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK AND DAMMIT!

To help calm me down, I am going out for dinner up to Popei's. That's the place I went for my birthday party. Liz the bartender is working tonight and there's nothing like a hot, sexy babe with nice tits to calm a guy down. That, and a visit from Lori, but she can't come out tonight. So I guess I'll just have to go and ogle Liz by myself.

Gee, I feel better already just thinking about it.

To Cut, or Not To Cut? That is the Question.

I had a follow up visit at the VA hospital today so they could evaluate the progress of my carpel tunnel syndrome. There is a slight improvement since I last saw them in July, but not enough. Therefore the cute, young, hot, sexy, brunette doctor with a great body referred me to orthopedics to see if I am a candidate for carpel tunnel surgery, probably just on my right hand, since that is the one that bothers me the most.


I wonder if the surgery is done with a local anesthetic, so I can watch. That would be cool and I could take lots of great pictures for my blog.

The surgery doesn't scare me at all. It's the recover that bothers the hell out of me. That's my masturbation hand. I suck at masturbating with my left hand. I guess Lori will just have to come over everyday and take care of that for me.

How I got my free 42" Plasma TV!

In 1979 I got my American Express card and not too long after that I joined their Membership Rewards Program. It's like many similar programs. You spend $1 and you get one point. As of last count, I had 160,500 points, which was 3,000 points shy of being able to get the 42" Panasonic plasma television. But I was in luck! American Express was willing to front me the extra points I needed. The only catch was that I had to agree to charge 3,000 in the next year. I knew I'd charge well over that amount, so I ordered the TV.

I couldn't be more pleased with the TV. The picture is so clear and sharp, even when your not watching the HD channels. I was a little concerned about that, because this model is 720 dpi vs the newer 1080 dpi. My research showed that spending more than twice the price for the higher resolution ($700 vs $1500), really wasn't necessary until the TV is closer to 50" and larger.

Birthday Week Recap HNT

I want to start off this post by thanking the hot, sexy, naughty and very generous ladies that gave me HNT birthday presents of pictures and posts. They all exceeded my expectations. Even if some of them didn't post naughty pictures, their birthday wishes were still very special to me.

One person in particular person emailed me pictures that went WAY beyond my expectations. Thank you babe and I'm sure you know who you are.

I also want to thank Os for plugging my HNT birthday request. No way would I have had as good a response if it wasn't for him.

I also want to thank the very special lady in my life, my little sex kitten Lori. She posted a very sexy picture of her boobs and spent every night last week at my place, except for Thursday. I wanted it to be a week filled with lots of naughty snuggling, but I'm sad to say, I was sick most of it.

Other than the HNT posts, the highlight of the week was Saturday night. First Lori and I went out to dinner at Ruby Tuesday and then went to Popei's for a small party.


When we arrived I surprised the decorations Lori had given to Liz, the very best bartender ever, so she could decorate for my party.


Popei's even offered drink specials in my honor. How cool is that?


















I even got presents.












I had a great time. Thanks baby for making it so special! Here are some of the pictures Lori took that night.

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WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!

Sunday we slept until who knows when and then Lori cooked me a special breakfast and even served it to me in bed. She made German pancakes from scratch with two different flavors of jelly. It was delicious!

HAPPY POST 60TH BIRTHDAY HNT!

PS
For those of you that missed last weeks HNT theme, it's not too late to participate. I'm still accepting pictures.

PSS
I know that was bad, but that's why you love me so much. ;-)

Thank a Veteran Today

Veterans Day is an opportunity to publicly commemorate the contributions of living veterans. Armistice Day officially received its name in America in 1926 through a congressional resolution. It became a national holiday 12 years later by similar congressional action.

If World War I had been "the war to end all wars," November 11 might be still called Armistice Day. Realizing that peace was equally preserved by veterans of World War II and Korea, Congress decided to make the day an occasion to honor all those who have served America. In 1954 President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed a bill proclaiming November 11 as Veterans Day. (Historically, the first Veterans Day parade was held in 1953 in Emporia, Kansas.)

A law passed in 1968 changed the national commemoration of Veterans Day to the fourth Monday in October. It soon became apparent, however, that November 11 was a date of historic significance to many Americans. Therefore, in 1978 Congress returned the observance to its traditional date.

http://www.vfw.org

This Has Been the Best Birthday EVER!

Thank you Lori for my thoughtful gifts. Thank you to all the ladies that gave me their boobs and so sexy pictures in emails and posts. Thank you to the rest of you that gave me your birthday wishes. Even if it wasn't your boobies, it still meant a lot to be thought of. Most of all, thank you Os for taking my idea for a birthday HNT and running with it. I owe you dude, big time.

This has been the best birthday EVER!
Thank you everyone!
You have made this old guy very, very happy.

It's My Birthday HNT!

It's turning out to be the bestest birthday ever! Last Thursday I got my first boobies from Aughra and on Tuesday I started receiving boobies on blogs and in emails. Thank you girls! This old guy is very grateful!

Tuesday I got my FREE, yes FREE 42 inch Panasonic HDTV (I'll tell you about that later). My son gave me a new DVD player that has an HD output and Lori gave me presents. The DVD set of all eleven seasons of MASH, which is my favorite show of all times, and includes the original movie and so much more. She also gave me a pair of very cool socks.



Here's a close up of the socks.

Any takers? ;-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HNT!

In honor of my birthday request for boobs, Lori has come back. She has nice tits, so enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.

PS
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO GRANT MY BIRTHDAY WISH FOR BOOBS.
HINT! HINT!

PSS
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR THE BOOBIES I HOPEFULLY WILL RECEIVE.

Happy Birthday To Me

Sixty years ago my father did my mom and nine months later a baby horn dog was born.

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE TODAY!

A new post is below, but first an important announcement from Os. Read this and then my newest post.

This year my birthday falls on election day, November 4th. I will officially be old, 60 years old. Yes, 60 fucking years old. I sure don't feel old though, so all is good.

Gifts are not necessary, because I have just about everything I want. BUT, you all know what I like, BOOBIES! So girls, get naked, take lots of pictures and email them to me. Or if you're really brave, post them on your blog for everyone to enjoy. Either way you'll make this old guy very happy.

EDIT: The Great Os has spoken and there is a theme for HNT on November 6th.

I think the oldest participant in HNT would have to be BTExpress. He's been around since the early, early days. He's going to be faced with a double whammy in a couple of weeks. His birthday falls on Election Day (Nov. 4th). As if having to share your bday with the circus that is the election wasn't bad enough, he's going to be turning (are you ready for this?) SIXTY YEARS OLD! So, I'm reversing myself about themes. We'll have a theme for the Nov. 6th HNT. "Boobies for BTE!" Post a picture of your boobies, with some sort of mention of BTE! Painted on, Photoshopped on, with a sign, whatever... We need to raise this man's spirits! I mean, he's close to ancient!! Guys, I know for a fact that he's not interested in yours, but you should do it too! I'm sure he'd appreciate the gesture!

So now it's official, you have to show me your boobs for my birthday! Thank you in advance for your generosity. And Os, your the man! Thanks my friend!

Going To Sleep Too Early Can Be Costly

Saturday night about midnight, Lori caught me resting my eyes for a second. I swear, it was just for a second. Then for another second and another and another. They were really more like long blinks, but she wasn't buying it.

Then I got this..........

"Are you going to sleep?"

"No, I'll wait for you. Are you tired?"

"No."

A minute or so later I leaned over and rested my head on Lori's shoulder.

"YAWNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

"I'm tired. Let's go to sleep."

Lori says, "Saturday night is the only night of the week I can stay up late and your falling asleep! And with day light savings time, we can stay up even later."

"But I'm tired."

"How come it is that all week when I'm not here you stay up until 3am, but now you want to go to sleep early?"

"But I'm tired."

"Fine, but you're a bad boy!"

"I'm sorry, but I'm tired."

"Okay, turn out the light, but tomorrow you have to buy me a black leather jacket!"

"Okay..........."

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............................"

I think Sponge Bob is checking out Lori's ass.