Friday, August 26, 2005

I have a joke for you

What is black and white and red all over?

Just kidding, just kidding.

Harvey and Martha are getting married later that day and Harvey is very nervous. See, Harvey has never had sex and really has no idea what to do on the wedding night, so he asks his dad to tell him all about sex.

Harvey's dad tells him, "There really isn't enough time to explain everything, but I have an idea. After the ceremony, take Martha to the cabin we have in the woods. When you get into bed, you'll see a hole in the wall next to the bed. I'll be right outside, on the other side of the wall. If you have any questions, just ask me."

So after the ceremony the Harvey and Martha goes up to the cabin. To make a long story short, they go into the bedroom. Martha strips and hops into bed, and calls for Harvey to join her. Harvey wants to make sure dad is there, so he excuses himself and goes outside to look for dad.

While Martha is waiting, she gets the urge to go to take a dump. Now the cabin doesn't have a bathroom, just an outhouse. Martha being naked and all can't very well go outside naked, so she looks around to see where she can go, and finds a shoe box. She does her business in the shoe box and puts the box in the closet until she can dispose of it later.

About that time, Harvey, satisfied his dad is right outside, comes back inside and goes into the bedroom. Harvey strips down and sees hot looking Martha, all naked and stuff. He gets really nervous at this point, which, of course, makes him have to pee.

He tells this to Martha and Martha says, "There isn't a bathroom in the cabin. but I put a box in the closet you can go in."

Harvey walks over to the closet, opens the door, steps in the closet, and steps right into the box of shit.

Harvey screams. "Oh my god, there's shit in the box!"

Dad yells out from the other side of the wall, "ROLL HER OVER STUPID!"


Okay, okay, let me have it. But you know what? I like this one.

5 comments:

30Something said...

LMAO!! Tooo funny!!

Hey, I had a friend who lived in Newport Long Island!

BTExpress said...

You mean Northport?

Jacqueline said...

I laughed.

Libby said...

oh my God, I snorted Coke out my nose!! OUCH!! Good one, though...now I hafta wipe the keyboard off! Thanks....
BoUnCeS!! LibbY!

BTExpress said...

Thanks ladies, this is my favorite joke of all time.

Sorry about the keyboard Libby, I have an extra one in the basement if you want it?

Wait a minute! You did mean Coca Cola, right? ;)