Saturday, August 13, 2005

Brazilian Wax

I've heard women talk about waxing their eye brows and waxing their legs. I've seen my wife have both done. It looked painful, but she assured me she got used to it, so it didn't hurt anymore.

I've also heard women talk about getting a bikini wax, but until I saw the video, Brazilian Wax I didn't fully comprehend the scope of one.

Ladies, I have a couple questions and comments about Brazilian Waxing.

WFT are you thinking about? Are you f-ing crazy, or what? What possesses you to let someone rip out your pubs and ass hair by the roots in large clumps? That has got to be the most painful thing I've ever seen. It made me cringe each time the torturer ripped off that strip of what looked like tape. You women are out of your ever loving mind.

Next time use a razor. Like this one. It can fill two needs at once. Smooth skin, and since it vibrates, it can get you off. Two things women obviously need.



Disclaimer: Rated R for nudity, torture, Sadism and Masochism. I mean what else could it be.
http://leenks.com/media359.htm

16 comments:

aughra said...

It's Brazilian, dear, like the teensy weensy bathing suits they wear there.

I shave and wax down there, a bit. I keep things neat and clean.

BTExpress said...

Thanks for the spell check.

Foxglove said...

No bikini waxes for me. I do get my eyebrows waxed and it totally hurts like hell. I'm not a total wuss either- I have a tattoo covering much of my back that took 3 1/2 hours to do while sitting in a crappy chair with my head bent forward, giving me a fun neck ache, but I didn't cry., Getting eyebrows done? Tears run down my face every time. Had allergic reaction to Nair once- that hurt like holy fuck can't even imagine getting Brazilian. Don't wear a lot of clothing that would necessitate either, and don't plan to...

BTExpress said...

That's what I thought. It hurts when I have tape removed from my arm or leg. I can't imagine having it removed from, gulp, "there".

Meems said...

My best friend went to get it done before she got married and per the lady, it wasnt long enough to be waxed so she had THEM PLUCK them all......I would rather have a ripe then several plucks!

Mimi said...

OMG, I SOO agree. I saw a tape of this somewhere too and it made me want to puke!! I have had my eyebrows waxed a number of times and it hurts like holy hell!!! I cant EVER imagine letting someone near that area with wax and the intention to RIP the hairs out..OUCH!! I'll stick with my handy dandy razor, thank you very much!!

Lucky Pink said...

I get my eyebrows waxed. That's ALL.

BTExpress said...

meems: PLUCKED?! Now that is just plain crazy. That has to be worse than waxing, it just has to be.

BTExpress said...

lucky pink: My wife tweezed her eye brows for years before she switched to waxing. I suppose by then, the nerves were shot in that area, and waxing didn't hurt.

BTExpress said...

mimi: That's what I'd do, but fortunitily, I don't have do any of this.

Agent_LAH said...

I'll stick to shaving...I'm all about being totally bare...but shaving does just as good of a job as waxing. I like waxing my eyebrows though...you know how I am.;)

BTExpress said...

Of course I know you like it bare LAH, but you weren't suppose to tell everyone I knew. Now what do we do? ;)

matt said...

I'm a guy, and I've been getting the male version of a brazilian done for close to 2 years. My girlfriend is an esthetician, so it is a no brainer. I'll say the following:

1) Shaving sucks, it grows in way faster.
2) My balls are less sensitive than my chest or back. Strange but true.
3) You get used to the pain very quickly.
4) There are waxes that are used without strips that make brazilian way faster and more comfortable.

BTExpress said...

Matt, I think I'm just going to have to take your word for it, because there is no way anyone is going to be waxing me down there.

30Something said...

LMAO!!!

gusgreeper said...

i saw the Brazilian in the previous posts and had to check it out..

i get the full Brazilian.... and once you get one you won't go back...it does hurt but IF the lady doing it knows what she is doing and is good at her job it is pretty fast only once have i been 'injured' by it - once my clit hurt for a few days but i told her about it and it hasn't happened again. the hair comes back in super soft.