Amber, it sounds like your disappointed in me. I didn't post about my contortionism masturbation stories, whatever that is. I just commented about me showing up in a perverts search, and then him/her checking me out.
And no, I never did post anything about contortionism masturbation, but I did post one about May being masturbation month. That's how I was located.
Evidently by just sitting there doing nothing.....that's what you did to get there in the first place, right? LOL Besides, if you DON'T contort yourself, then you don't have to measure up to anything, right?
I have spent many years perfecting the right hand to left hand..............I'd better stop before I give my secrets away. I want to stay #1 you know.;)
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I don't eevn want to know why you were googling that...
oops.. i didn't mean "you" were searching. I meant.. THEY..
I'm hoping someone can expalin it to me. It may be something I'd like. ;)
*sigh*
Why am I not surprised by this post?
And if contortionism masturbation is what I think it is... WTF??? And when have you ever mentioned contortionism masturbation on your blog?
Congratulations on your accomplishment! :)
Amber, it sounds like your disappointed in me. I didn't post about my contortionism masturbation stories, whatever that is. I just commented about me showing up in a perverts search, and then him/her checking me out.
And no, I never did post anything about contortionism masturbation, but I did post one about May being masturbation month. That's how I was located.
Holy shit, batman.
Someone got to my site a week back off "tying up girls stories". No joke.
You are some kinky dude. ;)
j/k
I have no idea how Google does it, strange........
I wonder if that would make you gay?
Ohhhhh... okay, I remember you posting about that. I just didn't get where this particular google hit was coming from. Got it now.
Tony- -don't sell yourself short - - I checked - - you were the #1 (not #2) referral under "contortionism masturbation"...ALSO the #2 spot!
Joyce
Jdiehlbbtel: Wow! Thanks for chacking. I'm at the top again. Now I just have to stay there. Any suggestions how?
Evidently by just sitting there doing nothing.....that's what you did to get there in the first place, right? LOL Besides, if you DON'T contort yourself, then you don't have to measure up to anything, right?
I have spent many years perfecting the right hand to left hand..............I'd better stop before I give my secrets away. I want to stay #1 you know.;)
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