Myself: Got anything planned?
Me: No, today's just like every other day now.
Myself: You got any plans.
Me: No. Same as you, nothing.
Myself: Did Brian get you anything?
Me: No, but he did wish me Happy Father's Day before he went to work.
Myself: Not even a card?
Me: No.
Myself: Me neither.
Me: Well, I guess it's just us today, huh?
Myself: Yep. Here give me your cup and let me get you another cup of coffee.
Me: Thanks. That'd be nice.
Myself: When's Happy Hour going to start today?
Me: Maybe around 3:00 since today is a special day.
Myself: That's fine. Want to get drunk?
Me: Can't. Remember? We have to take care of Barbara.
Myself: Oh yeah. Well, at least let's get a little buzz on. Ok?
Me: I with ya.
Myself: Here's your coffee.
Me: Thanks.
Me & Myself: Happy Father's Day to us, Happy Father's Day to us, Happy Father's Day dear Tony, Happy Father's Day to us.
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