You just have to check out Linky & Dinky. I mean it. They really do rock. If you don't believe me, check out this link and then get back to me, I'll wait.
http://www.linkydinky.com/PetOwnersAway.shtml
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So was that not the funniest thing? Now go here and check this out. Scroll down the page a little and check out a few of their links. I'll wait some more, but please don't look at too many right now, I have to take a leak.
http://www.linkydinky.com/
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What the fuck took you so long, I almost peed my pants here. Geese, can't you follow directions?
Now you wait while I take a leak and get another drink.
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There. How's it feel to wait? Not fun is it. Next time hurry like I ask, ok, got it NOW?
Funny stuff, right? I told you so. Next time don't doubt me, because I don't lie. Got it?
I liked them so much, I subscribed to their email and get the most entertaining shit a few times a week. I really look forward to getting it more than anyone's. I liked it so much, I subscribed to their Secret Club House.
What's the Secret Club House you say?
That is the place they got the real odd shit and dirty stuff. They used to sent it in the email, but a lot of it was too raunchy and disgusting, the "Authorities", whoever the fuck they are, made them stop. So they made the Secret Club house.
Here are a few links for you to check out if you don't believe me. Wait! If you don't believe me, you haven't been listening, so I'm not giving you any. If you trust me, just check them out. If not, kiss me where the sun don't shine, because your not my friend anymore. Not any less either because I don't have very many friends and I have know idea who is reading this.
Just shut up and subscribe, ok?
No, I do am not work for Linky or Dinky, I just really like their shit.
(Edit: ...do am not...? Sorry, it should have read, " I do not work for..." I guess it's the gin controlling my fingers as I type)
1 comment:
That's exactly how I feel almost everytime I read one of their emails.
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