Friday, June 17, 2005

LOL!

I just checked, and found out someone found my blog by searching Google for "contortionism masturbation". I am proud to say, I was the #2 result.


Pssst........What the hell is contortionism masturbation?

14 comments:

locke25 said...

I don't eevn want to know why you were googling that...

locke25 said...

oops.. i didn't mean "you" were searching. I meant.. THEY..

BTExpress said...

I'm hoping someone can expalin it to me. It may be something I'd like. ;)

Lucky Pink said...

*sigh*

Why am I not surprised by this post?

And if contortionism masturbation is what I think it is... WTF??? And when have you ever mentioned contortionism masturbation on your blog?

Congratulations on your accomplishment! :)

BTExpress said...

Amber, it sounds like your disappointed in me. I didn't post about my contortionism masturbation stories, whatever that is. I just commented about me showing up in a perverts search, and then him/her checking me out.

And no, I never did post anything about contortionism masturbation, but I did post one about May being masturbation month. That's how I was located.

Captain Bee said...

Holy shit, batman.

Someone got to my site a week back off "tying up girls stories". No joke.

BTExpress said...

You are some kinky dude. ;)

j/k

I have no idea how Google does it, strange........

aughra said...

I think if you can contort yourself enough to preform oral sex on yourself...

BTExpress said...

I wonder if that would make you gay?

Lucky Pink said...

Ohhhhh... okay, I remember you posting about that. I just didn't get where this particular google hit was coming from. Got it now.

Jdiehlbbtel said...

Tony- -don't sell yourself short - - I checked - - you were the #1 (not #2) referral under "contortionism masturbation"...ALSO the #2 spot!
Joyce

BTExpress said...

Jdiehlbbtel: Wow! Thanks for chacking. I'm at the top again. Now I just have to stay there. Any suggestions how?

Jdiehlbbtel said...

Evidently by just sitting there doing nothing.....that's what you did to get there in the first place, right? LOL Besides, if you DON'T contort yourself, then you don't have to measure up to anything, right?

BTExpress said...

I have spent many years perfecting the right hand to left hand..............I'd better stop before I give my secrets away. I want to stay #1 you know.;)