Take that to heart after watching the Giants win the Super Bowl. There's always hope. Almost no one gave the Giants a chance, but they got what they were after against all odds. Just like this lonely widow.
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted: "You don't have any arms either!" Again, the old man smiled," Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed???" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: "Rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
I bet you Patriot fans were expecting me to gloat and rub the Giants win into your open wounds. Now would I do that?
BIG BLUE! BIG BLUE! BIG BLUE!
THE GIANTS ARE THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
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A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted: "You don't have any arms either!" Again, the old man smiled," Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed???" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: "Rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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I bet you Patriot fans were expecting me to gloat and rub the Giants win into your open wounds. Now would I do that?
You bet I would!!!!!!!
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BIG BLUE! BIG BLUE! BIG BLUE!
THE GIANTS ARE THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
WOOT! WOOT!
6 comments:
Nice, you're such a perv :) Like the Giants, do ya?
I loved the joke. Too funny!
LOL, bless the widow and her new husband!
Ha Haaaaa love the joke and congrats again on the Giants win. They sure played like the pros they are.
P.S. I'm thinking of getting a cheesehead bra just to show Brett I still lurves him.
Patti - Make it a Swiss cheese bra. ;-)
tony-great joke! and i bet the guy's name was 'bob', wasn't it?
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