Some guy stole a base in the baseball playoffs last night, so Taco Bell is giving everyone in the US of A a free taco on October 30th between 2:00pm and 5:00pm. I swear this is true because I saw the president of Taco Bell say it in an interview on TV.
So next Tuesday when you get your free taco, you'll know who to thank.
No, not the president of Taco Bell.
THAT'D BE ME!
Hey, I'm the one that told you about this, so it only fair that I get the credit.
What, may you ask, do I want you to do to show your thanks?
You know me well enough by now, so that should be obvious.
Edit: If you don't believe me, here's the link to Major League Baseball web site that explains it.