Tuesday, September 26, 2006

TMI Tuesday #50

I saw this for the first time last week on No One's blog. It looked like fun, so this week I decided to play along. If you decide to play along, pop over here and let them know.

1. What's the longest you've ever gone without a shower?
We never had a shower in our bath tubs, while I was growing up, so we only took baths. The first actual shower I ever took was when I was about 12 years old. My best friend moved to a newer house and that one had a shower. Whenever I spent the night at his house, I showered.

Since this question really means going without bathing, I say once when I was young, I didn't bathe or shower for about 1 month. I'd just run the water in the tub, splash the water for a bit and then wet my hair. I don't remember why I did that, but I did. I usually went swimming everyday in the river, so that probably kept the body odor at bay for a while.

Then when I was wounded in Vietnam, I wasn't allowed to bathe or shower for about for about 1 1/2 months, due to so many open wounds. They did give me a lot of sponge baths though, so I don't know if this one counts.


2. Do you use a q-tip? If so, how often?
Sure I do. I clean my ears out after showering. I love the feeling I get when I clean out my ears. The rolling and twisting of the q-tips is hot and I ....... Sorry, I think this really my be TMI for most of you.

3. Do you have any piercings, if so where? Any for sexual purposes?
NO! ABSOLUTLY NOT! NEVER IN A MILLION, TRILLION, BAZILLION YEARS!

4. Oral sex... give or receive?
YES! Both, giving and receiving! Want to hear a story? Sure you do. The first time I ever got oral sex, I was watching a porno movie with my late wife. We had been married about 20 years at the time. It took about another 5 years before she would let me give her oral.

5. Sex while on the period... ick?
Sure, why not? I wouldn't give the lady oral sex while she is having her period, but I'm open to anything else.

Bonus as in optional: Tell me your fantasy... details!
In one word, "THREESOME". That would be me and two women. The thought of watching two women having there way with each other, while rolling around naked with me and me joining in whenever I wanted, is HOT!!! Want to hear another story? Okay, you talked me into it.

The closest I've ever come to a threesome was the night two women were tongue kissing on my lap. One night in the late 90's, I think, I was leaning against the bar while sitting on the floor of my friends 50-something foot boat. I was sitting on the floor because there were a bunch of us on the boat and that's about the only place left to sit. We were all pretty drunk from a long day and night of drinking. His wife was sitting on the floor on one one side of me and another friends wife was on the other side. This large dog was sitting on my lap and the two ladies and me were all petting the dog. The two woman started giving each other the eye and before you knew it, they leaned in toward each other and kissed.
I looked over on the couch at their husbands and they were laughing and everyone was smiling, especially me because these ladies faces were about 2-inches from mine. I put my hands on the two ladies backs and while pushing them back toward each other and asked them if they could do better than that. The reply was unspoken, but positive and they leaned back toward each other started tongue kissing like crazy. It stopped after a minute or two and that was about it. I did hear rumors the next day about other wilder things going on that night, but unfortunately I never got to see them.

FYI: Check out this old post of mine for a picture of one of the women in this story. She's the blonde in the pictures. I've never posted a picture other woman, but take it from me, she was equally as attractive, but was a brunette.

12 comments:

Queen of Ass said...

A Q-tip has NEVER brought me THAT much joy.

Sexy Duet said...

You have the best stories and I think I may have to start using cotton buds, as we call them in Australia, more often. I actually had to do a google search to find what a q-tip was.

Ms SD

Tommy said...

Great list Tony and I went back and re-read the Blow Job post. Cracks my ass up. Have a great day man!
TG

No One In Particular said...

Woo, I got props! Nice fantasy =)

FFC said...

Come on! Don't leave us hanging with the q-tip story. Do tell more!!

No One In Particular said...

Wait, no P.A. for you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing

lime said...

so how do ya really feel about a piercing? i mean i think that one was a bit vague....

patti_cake said...

I love TMI hehe....

gab said...

This was the coolest post ever! I laughed I turned red I oh wait I cant tell you that! I went and read all about blow jobs that summer. interesting. That would have been something hubby would have liked before he stopped drinking. Its bad enough he did beer. He poked a hole in the bottom of a can held it up to his mouth popped the top and guzzled! he could do it under 3 secs! no one could beat him although they tried!

Spitfire said...

so is everyone doing this tmi thing?

hee hee...oh and you seemed confused about a shirt....

Spitfire said...

PAs freak me out.

aughra said...

I just saw this over at Roxi's blog. Not a thing wrong with sex on the period. Not a thing at all.