Tonight is the beginning of another busy weekend for Lori and I. She is going to try and leave work a little early today (her boss has left for the day already) and be here by 5:30 instead of her usual time of 6:00. That will give a 1/2 hour to "say hello" before heading to her place. Tonight at 8:00 we have dinner reservations at Barbecue Bill's and then tomorrow we are going to the Harvest Festival in Aquebogue (nobody knew how to pronounce Aquebogue yesterday, so I'm raising it to 100 points to everyone that can.)
So, have a nice weekend y'all if I don't talk to you before Monday.
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Got this in an email yesterday and though you'd get a kick out of it.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
- You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
- You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
- Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
- You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
- You fish in your above-ground pool... and catch something.
- Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
- Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
- Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
Friday, September 29, 2006
Have a Great Weekend!
Tonight is the beginning of another busy weekend for Lori and I. She is going to try and leave work a little early today (her boss has left for the day already) and be here by 5:30 instead of her usual time of 6:00. That will give a 1/2 hour to "say hello" before heading to her place. Tonight at 8:00 we have dinner reservations at Barbecue Bill's and then tomorrow we are going to the Harvest Festival in Aquebogue (nobody knew how to pronounce Aquebogue yesterday, so I'm raising it to 100 points to everyone that can.)
So, have a nice weekend y'all if I don't talk to you before Monday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Got this in an email yesterday and though you'd get a kick out of it.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
- You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
- You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
- Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
- You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
- You fish in your above-ground pool... and catch something.
- Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
- Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
- Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
So, have a nice weekend y'all if I don't talk to you before Monday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Got this in an email yesterday and though you'd get a kick out of it.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
- You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
- You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
- Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
- You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
- You fish in your above-ground pool... and catch something.
- Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
- Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
- Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
HNT – Another Busy Weekend
Friday night I picked Lori up after work and drove her to her place so she could get ready to go out that evening. Lori made us a drink which we had while she got ready. About 6:30 we left and walked into town to the restaurant. Lori lives right in the town of Greenport so we decided walking was a wiser choice than driving, being that we would be drinking and all. Two of Lori's children came with us. We ate dinner at the Blue Harbor Café on Front Street.
Dinner was simple; sandwiches, a burger, a couple salads and one drink each. It was good, but I was a bit startled to say the least when the check came and it was just over $130.00. I knew that had to be wrong, so I quickly checked the addition and saw that she had added wrong. I got about $89.00, not the $130.00 she came up with. Still a lot of money for what we had as far as I was concerned. I took the check up to the register and the waitress assured me the check was correct. “There’s tax too”, she said. My reply was “Not $40.00 worth.” (We have a sales tax of 8.625 fucking % in the county we live in). The bartender checked the addition on a calculator and sure enough, the waitress added wrong and the check was just over $89.00. I gave her $110.00 which included the tip.
After dinner the kids walked home and Lori and I left to meet up with a Blogger you may all know, FelicityA, but that didn’t work out because of cell phone difficulty, so Lori and I walked around town for awhile before going back to her place.
We had a good time, like we always do, in town. We sat close on a bench for awhile, talked and then took a ride on the town carousel. Lori got the gold ring and they gave her a ticket for a free ride.
We walked around for a little while and checked out a few bars in town, but every one of them was packed (except the local dive) so we went back to Lori’s place. We watched TV, had a couple of drinks and then went to bed. We snuggled before falling asleep, but I didn’t sleep well at all that night. The bed was comfortable enough all right, but for some reason I just couldn’t stay asleep.
The next morning Lori made some coffee and english muffins for breakfast while I waited in bed. (In case your interested, I always sleep naked, so of course I was naked while waiting for breakfast.)
After breakfast Lori, her daughter and I walked around town together because that day was the annual Greenport Maritime Festival. There was a light rain when we first went out and rained off and on for about another hour, but then stopped.
After the parade, the local Greek Orthodox church had a ceremony where they tossed a cross in the water by the town docks, and some kids dive in and be the one to get the cross. The boy that got the cross was given a trophy and a gold cross from a monitary. I saw a huge crowd following the Bishop and other clergy down to the dock. We walked over to the next dock and got a front row seat, well, front row standing spot, and watched the ceremony from there. Here are a few pictures of that event.
After that was over we walked around town checking out the vendors. I had a couple of beers and Lori’s daughter got something to eat. We did this for a couple of hours then walked back to Lori’s place so we could pick up our stuff. We were spending the rest of the weekend at my house.
Saturday night we had dinner, but damned if I can remember what we did for dinner. I do remember that we watched some movies and snuggled. I remember having Smart Food popcorn and Lori had some chips to snack on while we watched the movies.
Sunday morning we had breakfast out by the pool. I made coffee and egg sandwiches on toasted english muffins with american cheese. Wait! Lori toasted the english muffin!
Don't you just love my hair in that shot? I think that is one of my best "bed hairs" ever.
After breakfast Lori asked me to paint her toenails for her. I had been promising to do it for her for a few weeks, but just kept forgetting, so I said yes. Here’s the procedure we followed.
1. Shake polish gently to assure it is properly mixed.
2. The paintee, gently puts foot on the painter’s lap and the painter dips the brush in the polish and wipes off excess so as not to drip it on clothing or make a mess of the toes.
4. The painter paints all the toenails. being careful not to get anypolish on the skin or make a mess. Note: Toenail polish is paint and that shit don't come out of you get it on anything.
4. Repeat said procedure for each toe for as many times as it takes to do them all.
5. The paintee shall then rest their feet someplace until the polish dries. In this case, it was my lap. What do you think I was thinking at that moment?
I felt like cooking on Saturday so we went grocery shopping. We bought a bag-0-salad, some bratwurst, cauliflower, cheese sauce to put on the cauliflower and some buns for the brats. We bought two kinds of cauliflower, a purple head and an orange head.
When it was time to cook dinner, Lori asked me to pick the cauliflower I wanted to eat. They both looked good so I asked Lori to hold them up side by side to make choosing easier for me. That didn't help me decide because I loved them both. Which one would you have chosen?
Since I couldn't pick the one I liked best, we decided to have the purple one, since purple is one of my favorite colors. Lori put the other one in her car and cooked it Monday night with her dinner. I also made some pork and beans. Here are couple of pictures of the dinner I made.
Yummy! A mixed salad with blue cheese dressing. Cauliflower with cheese sauce. (Note: The purple cauliflower changed the color of the cheese. It tasted a whole lot better than it looks.) Pork & beans. Brats on a roll with mustard and lots of raw onion. Man, that was a good dinner!
WARNING: If you are offened by your lovers onion breath or the scent of their flatulance, don't have this too close to going to bed. Note: We don't mind it one bit! It's a real comfort finding someone that loves raw onions as much as we both do and someone that understands people fart and doesn't mind it at all. You know it's love when you find someone like that so don't let them go!
Here's the dinner table set all pretty and stuff. Notice the candles. I wanted it to be a romantic dinner and thought they would do the trick. You can see one of the candles just to the left of the dressing.
I don't think Lori was too happy I took this picture of her with her mouth full. Do you?
After Lori cleaned up from dinner, (remember, I cook, she cleans up) we watched some movies before retiring for a good night’s sleep. Lori had work the next day so we couldn’t stay up late.
The next day Lori left and went to her car to drive to work. As soon as she opened the door the odor from the cauliflower hit her. She said the inside of the car smelled like someone had farted in there. She drove the ½ hour to work with her car windows rolled down. The moral to this part of the story is “Don’t leave cauliflower in your car over night because the car will smell like shit the next day.”
PS
Next weekend Lori and I are going out to dinner with all three of her kids on Friday night. Saturday we are spending the day at the Harvest Festival in Aquebogue (Go ahead, try and pronounce Aquebogue. 50 points to everyone that can.) Then it is back to my place for the remainder of the weekend.
Dinner was simple; sandwiches, a burger, a couple salads and one drink each. It was good, but I was a bit startled to say the least when the check came and it was just over $130.00. I knew that had to be wrong, so I quickly checked the addition and saw that she had added wrong. I got about $89.00, not the $130.00 she came up with. Still a lot of money for what we had as far as I was concerned. I took the check up to the register and the waitress assured me the check was correct. “There’s tax too”, she said. My reply was “Not $40.00 worth.” (We have a sales tax of 8.625 fucking % in the county we live in). The bartender checked the addition on a calculator and sure enough, the waitress added wrong and the check was just over $89.00. I gave her $110.00 which included the tip.After dinner the kids walked home and Lori and I left to meet up with a Blogger you may all know, FelicityA, but that didn’t work out because of cell phone difficulty, so Lori and I walked around town for awhile before going back to her place.
We had a good time, like we always do, in town. We sat close on a bench for awhile, talked and then took a ride on the town carousel. Lori got the gold ring and they gave her a ticket for a free ride.
We walked around for a little while and checked out a few bars in town, but every one of them was packed (except the local dive) so we went back to Lori’s place. We watched TV, had a couple of drinks and then went to bed. We snuggled before falling asleep, but I didn’t sleep well at all that night. The bed was comfortable enough all right, but for some reason I just couldn’t stay asleep.
The next morning Lori made some coffee and english muffins for breakfast while I waited in bed. (In case your interested, I always sleep naked, so of course I was naked while waiting for breakfast.)
After breakfast Lori, her daughter and I walked around town together because that day was the annual Greenport Maritime Festival. There was a light rain when we first went out and rained off and on for about another hour, but then stopped.
After the parade, the local Greek Orthodox church had a ceremony where they tossed a cross in the water by the town docks, and some kids dive in and be the one to get the cross. The boy that got the cross was given a trophy and a gold cross from a monitary. I saw a huge crowd following the Bishop and other clergy down to the dock. We walked over to the next dock and got a front row seat, well, front row standing spot, and watched the ceremony from there. Here are a few pictures of that event.
After that was over we walked around town checking out the vendors. I had a couple of beers and Lori’s daughter got something to eat. We did this for a couple of hours then walked back to Lori’s place so we could pick up our stuff. We were spending the rest of the weekend at my house.
Saturday night we had dinner, but damned if I can remember what we did for dinner. I do remember that we watched some movies and snuggled. I remember having Smart Food popcorn and Lori had some chips to snack on while we watched the movies.
Sunday morning we had breakfast out by the pool. I made coffee and egg sandwiches on toasted english muffins with american cheese. Wait! Lori toasted the english muffin!
Don't you just love my hair in that shot? I think that is one of my best "bed hairs" ever.
After breakfast Lori asked me to paint her toenails for her. I had been promising to do it for her for a few weeks, but just kept forgetting, so I said yes. Here’s the procedure we followed.
1. Shake polish gently to assure it is properly mixed.
2. The paintee, gently puts foot on the painter’s lap and the painter dips the brush in the polish and wipes off excess so as not to drip it on clothing or make a mess of the toes.
4. The painter paints all the toenails. being careful not to get anypolish on the skin or make a mess. Note: Toenail polish is paint and that shit don't come out of you get it on anything.
4. Repeat said procedure for each toe for as many times as it takes to do them all.
5. The paintee shall then rest their feet someplace until the polish dries. In this case, it was my lap. What do you think I was thinking at that moment?
I felt like cooking on Saturday so we went grocery shopping. We bought a bag-0-salad, some bratwurst, cauliflower, cheese sauce to put on the cauliflower and some buns for the brats. We bought two kinds of cauliflower, a purple head and an orange head.
When it was time to cook dinner, Lori asked me to pick the cauliflower I wanted to eat. They both looked good so I asked Lori to hold them up side by side to make choosing easier for me. That didn't help me decide because I loved them both. Which one would you have chosen?
Since I couldn't pick the one I liked best, we decided to have the purple one, since purple is one of my favorite colors. Lori put the other one in her car and cooked it Monday night with her dinner. I also made some pork and beans. Here are couple of pictures of the dinner I made.
Yummy! A mixed salad with blue cheese dressing. Cauliflower with cheese sauce. (Note: The purple cauliflower changed the color of the cheese. It tasted a whole lot better than it looks.) Pork & beans. Brats on a roll with mustard and lots of raw onion. Man, that was a good dinner!
WARNING: If you are offened by your lovers onion breath or the scent of their flatulance, don't have this too close to going to bed. Note: We don't mind it one bit! It's a real comfort finding someone that loves raw onions as much as we both do and someone that understands people fart and doesn't mind it at all. You know it's love when you find someone like that so don't let them go!
Here's the dinner table set all pretty and stuff. Notice the candles. I wanted it to be a romantic dinner and thought they would do the trick. You can see one of the candles just to the left of the dressing.
I don't think Lori was too happy I took this picture of her with her mouth full. Do you?
After Lori cleaned up from dinner, (remember, I cook, she cleans up) we watched some movies before retiring for a good night’s sleep. Lori had work the next day so we couldn’t stay up late.
The next day Lori left and went to her car to drive to work. As soon as she opened the door the odor from the cauliflower hit her. She said the inside of the car smelled like someone had farted in there. She drove the ½ hour to work with her car windows rolled down. The moral to this part of the story is “Don’t leave cauliflower in your car over night because the car will smell like shit the next day.”
PS
Next weekend Lori and I are going out to dinner with all three of her kids on Friday night. Saturday we are spending the day at the Harvest Festival in Aquebogue (Go ahead, try and pronounce Aquebogue. 50 points to everyone that can.) Then it is back to my place for the remainder of the weekend.
HNT – Another Busy Weekend
Friday night I picked Lori up after work and drove her to her place so she could get ready to go out that evening. Lori made us a drink which we had while she got ready. About 6:30 we left and walked into town to the restaurant. Lori lives right in the town of Greenport so we decided walking was a wiser choice than driving, being that we would be drinking and all. Two of Lori's children came with us. We ate dinner at the Blue Harbor Café on Front Street.
Dinner was simple; sandwiches, a burger, a couple salads and one drink each. It was good, but I was a bit startled to say the least when the check came and it was just over $130.00. I knew that had to be wrong, so I quickly checked the addition and saw that she had added wrong. I got about $89.00, not the $130.00 she came up with. Still a lot of money for what we had as far as I was concerned. I took the check up to the register and the waitress assured me the check was correct. “There’s tax too”, she said. My reply was “Not $40.00 worth.” (We have a sales tax of 8.625 fucking % in the county we live in). The bartender checked the addition on a calculator and sure enough, the waitress added wrong and the check was just over $89.00. I gave her $110.00 which included the tip.
After dinner the kids walked home and Lori and I left to meet up with a Blogger you may all know, FelicityA, but that didn’t work out because of cell phone difficulty, so Lori and I walked around town for awhile before going back to her place.
We had a good time, like we always do, in town. We sat close on a bench for awhile, talked and then took a ride on the town carousel. Lori got the gold ring and they gave her a ticket for a free ride.
We walked around for a little while and checked out a few bars in town, but every one of them was packed (except the local dive) so we went back to Lori’s place. We watched TV, had a couple of drinks and then went to bed. We snuggled before falling asleep, but I didn’t sleep well at all that night. The bed was comfortable enough all right, but for some reason I just couldn’t stay asleep.
The next morning Lori made some coffee and english muffins for breakfast while I waited in bed. (In case your interested, I always sleep naked, so of course I was naked while waiting for breakfast.)
After breakfast Lori, her daughter and I walked around town together because that day was the annual Greenport Maritime Festival. There was a light rain when we first went out and rained off and on for about another hour, but then stopped.
After the parade, the local Greek Orthodox church had a ceremony where they tossed a cross in the water by the town docks, and some kids dive in and be the one to get the cross. The boy that got the cross was given a trophy and a gold cross from a monitary. I saw a huge crowd following the Bishop and other clergy down to the dock. We walked over to the next dock and got a front row seat, well, front row standing spot, and watched the ceremony from there. Here are a few pictures of that event.
After that was over we walked around town checking out the vendors. I had a couple of beers and Lori’s daughter got something to eat. We did this for a couple of hours then walked back to Lori’s place so we could pick up our stuff. We were spending the rest of the weekend at my house.
Saturday night we had dinner, but damned if I can remember what we did for dinner. I do remember that we watched some movies and snuggled. I remember having Smart Food popcorn and Lori had some chips to snack on while we watched the movies.
Sunday morning we had breakfast out by the pool. I made coffee and egg sandwiches on toasted english muffins with american cheese. Wait! Lori toasted the english muffin!
Don't you just love my hair in that shot? I think that is one of my best "bed hairs" ever.
After breakfast Lori asked me to paint her toenails for her. I had been promising to do it for her for a few weeks, but just kept forgetting, so I said yes. Here’s the procedure we followed.
1. Shake polish gently to assure it is properly mixed.
2. The paintee, gently puts foot on the painter’s lap and the painter dips the brush in the polish and wipes off excess so as not to drip it on clothing or make a mess of the toes.
4. The painter paints all the toenails. being careful not to get anypolish on the skin or make a mess. Note: Toenail polish is paint and that shit don't come out of you get it on anything.
4. Repeat said procedure for each toe for as many times as it takes to do them all.
5. The paintee shall then rest their feet someplace until the polish dries. In this case, it was my lap. What do you think I was thinking at that moment?
I felt like cooking on Saturday so we went grocery shopping. We bought a bag-0-salad, some bratwurst, cauliflower, cheese sauce to put on the cauliflower and some buns for the brats. We bought two kinds of cauliflower, a purple head and an orange head.
When it was time to cook dinner, Lori asked me to pick the cauliflower I wanted to eat. They both looked good so I asked Lori to hold them up side by side to make choosing easier for me. That didn't help me decide because I loved them both. Which one would you have chosen?
Since I couldn't pick the one I liked best, we decided to have the purple one, since purple is one of my favorite colors. Lori put the other one in her car and cooked it Monday night with her dinner. I also made some pork and beans. Here are couple of pictures of the dinner I made.
Yummy! A mixed salad with blue cheese dressing. Cauliflower with cheese sauce. (Note: The purple cauliflower changed the color of the cheese. It tasted a whole lot better than it looks.) Pork & beans. Brats on a roll with mustard and lots of raw onion. Man, that was a good dinner!
WARNING: If you are offened by your lovers onion breath or the scent of their flatulance, don't have this too close to going to bed. Note: We don't mind it one bit! It's a real comfort finding someone that loves raw onions as much as we both do and someone that understands people fart and doesn't mind it at all. You know it's love when you find someone like that so don't let them go!
Here's the dinner table set all pretty and stuff. Notice the candles. I wanted it to be a romantic dinner and thought they would do the trick. You can see one of the candles just to the left of the dressing.
I don't think Lori was too happy I took this picture of her with her mouth full. Do you?
After Lori cleaned up from dinner, (remember, I cook, she cleans up) we watched some movies before retiring for a good night’s sleep. Lori had work the next day so we couldn’t stay up late.
The next day Lori left and went to her car to drive to work. As soon as she opened the door the odor from the cauliflower hit her. She said the inside of the car smelled like someone had farted in there. She drove the ½ hour to work with her car windows rolled down. The moral to this part of the story is “Don’t leave cauliflower in your car over night because the car will smell like shit the next day.”
PS
Next weekend Lori and I are going out to dinner with all three of her kids on Friday night. Saturday we are spending the day at the Harvest Festival in Aquebogue (Go ahead, try and pronounce Aquebogue. 50 points to everyone that can.) Then it is back to my place for the remainder of the weekend.
Dinner was simple; sandwiches, a burger, a couple salads and one drink each. It was good, but I was a bit startled to say the least when the check came and it was just over $130.00. I knew that had to be wrong, so I quickly checked the addition and saw that she had added wrong. I got about $89.00, not the $130.00 she came up with. Still a lot of money for what we had as far as I was concerned. I took the check up to the register and the waitress assured me the check was correct. “There’s tax too”, she said. My reply was “Not $40.00 worth.” (We have a sales tax of 8.625 fucking % in the county we live in). The bartender checked the addition on a calculator and sure enough, the waitress added wrong and the check was just over $89.00. I gave her $110.00 which included the tip.After dinner the kids walked home and Lori and I left to meet up with a Blogger you may all know, FelicityA, but that didn’t work out because of cell phone difficulty, so Lori and I walked around town for awhile before going back to her place.
We had a good time, like we always do, in town. We sat close on a bench for awhile, talked and then took a ride on the town carousel. Lori got the gold ring and they gave her a ticket for a free ride.
We walked around for a little while and checked out a few bars in town, but every one of them was packed (except the local dive) so we went back to Lori’s place. We watched TV, had a couple of drinks and then went to bed. We snuggled before falling asleep, but I didn’t sleep well at all that night. The bed was comfortable enough all right, but for some reason I just couldn’t stay asleep.
The next morning Lori made some coffee and english muffins for breakfast while I waited in bed. (In case your interested, I always sleep naked, so of course I was naked while waiting for breakfast.)
After breakfast Lori, her daughter and I walked around town together because that day was the annual Greenport Maritime Festival. There was a light rain when we first went out and rained off and on for about another hour, but then stopped.
After the parade, the local Greek Orthodox church had a ceremony where they tossed a cross in the water by the town docks, and some kids dive in and be the one to get the cross. The boy that got the cross was given a trophy and a gold cross from a monitary. I saw a huge crowd following the Bishop and other clergy down to the dock. We walked over to the next dock and got a front row seat, well, front row standing spot, and watched the ceremony from there. Here are a few pictures of that event.
After that was over we walked around town checking out the vendors. I had a couple of beers and Lori’s daughter got something to eat. We did this for a couple of hours then walked back to Lori’s place so we could pick up our stuff. We were spending the rest of the weekend at my house.
Saturday night we had dinner, but damned if I can remember what we did for dinner. I do remember that we watched some movies and snuggled. I remember having Smart Food popcorn and Lori had some chips to snack on while we watched the movies.
Sunday morning we had breakfast out by the pool. I made coffee and egg sandwiches on toasted english muffins with american cheese. Wait! Lori toasted the english muffin!
Don't you just love my hair in that shot? I think that is one of my best "bed hairs" ever.
After breakfast Lori asked me to paint her toenails for her. I had been promising to do it for her for a few weeks, but just kept forgetting, so I said yes. Here’s the procedure we followed.
1. Shake polish gently to assure it is properly mixed.
2. The paintee, gently puts foot on the painter’s lap and the painter dips the brush in the polish and wipes off excess so as not to drip it on clothing or make a mess of the toes.
4. The painter paints all the toenails. being careful not to get anypolish on the skin or make a mess. Note: Toenail polish is paint and that shit don't come out of you get it on anything.
4. Repeat said procedure for each toe for as many times as it takes to do them all.
5. The paintee shall then rest their feet someplace until the polish dries. In this case, it was my lap. What do you think I was thinking at that moment?
I felt like cooking on Saturday so we went grocery shopping. We bought a bag-0-salad, some bratwurst, cauliflower, cheese sauce to put on the cauliflower and some buns for the brats. We bought two kinds of cauliflower, a purple head and an orange head.
When it was time to cook dinner, Lori asked me to pick the cauliflower I wanted to eat. They both looked good so I asked Lori to hold them up side by side to make choosing easier for me. That didn't help me decide because I loved them both. Which one would you have chosen?
Since I couldn't pick the one I liked best, we decided to have the purple one, since purple is one of my favorite colors. Lori put the other one in her car and cooked it Monday night with her dinner. I also made some pork and beans. Here are couple of pictures of the dinner I made.
Yummy! A mixed salad with blue cheese dressing. Cauliflower with cheese sauce. (Note: The purple cauliflower changed the color of the cheese. It tasted a whole lot better than it looks.) Pork & beans. Brats on a roll with mustard and lots of raw onion. Man, that was a good dinner!
WARNING: If you are offened by your lovers onion breath or the scent of their flatulance, don't have this too close to going to bed. Note: We don't mind it one bit! It's a real comfort finding someone that loves raw onions as much as we both do and someone that understands people fart and doesn't mind it at all. You know it's love when you find someone like that so don't let them go!
Here's the dinner table set all pretty and stuff. Notice the candles. I wanted it to be a romantic dinner and thought they would do the trick. You can see one of the candles just to the left of the dressing.
I don't think Lori was too happy I took this picture of her with her mouth full. Do you?
After Lori cleaned up from dinner, (remember, I cook, she cleans up) we watched some movies before retiring for a good night’s sleep. Lori had work the next day so we couldn’t stay up late.
The next day Lori left and went to her car to drive to work. As soon as she opened the door the odor from the cauliflower hit her. She said the inside of the car smelled like someone had farted in there. She drove the ½ hour to work with her car windows rolled down. The moral to this part of the story is “Don’t leave cauliflower in your car over night because the car will smell like shit the next day.”
PS
Next weekend Lori and I are going out to dinner with all three of her kids on Friday night. Saturday we are spending the day at the Harvest Festival in Aquebogue (Go ahead, try and pronounce Aquebogue. 50 points to everyone that can.) Then it is back to my place for the remainder of the weekend.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
TMI Tuesday #50
I saw this for the first time last week on No One's blog. It looked like fun, so this week I decided to play along. If you decide to play along, pop over here and let them know.
1. What's the longest you've ever gone without a shower?
We never had a shower in our bath tubs, while I was growing up, so we only took baths. The first actual shower I ever took was when I was about 12 years old. My best friend moved to a newer house and that one had a shower. Whenever I spent the night at his house, I showered.
Since this question really means going without bathing, I say once when I was young, I didn't bathe or shower for about 1 month. I'd just run the water in the tub, splash the water for a bit and then wet my hair. I don't remember why I did that, but I did. I usually went swimming everyday in the river, so that probably kept the body odor at bay for a while.
Then when I was wounded in Vietnam, I wasn't allowed to bathe or shower for about for about 1 1/2 months, due to so many open wounds. They did give me a lot of sponge baths though, so I don't know if this one counts.
2. Do you use a q-tip? If so, how often?
Sure I do. I clean my ears out after showering. I love the feeling I get when I clean out my ears. The rolling and twisting of the q-tips is hot and I ....... Sorry, I think this really my be TMI for most of you.
3. Do you have any piercings, if so where? Any for sexual purposes?
NO! ABSOLUTLY NOT! NEVER IN A MILLION, TRILLION, BAZILLION YEARS!
4. Oral sex... give or receive?
YES! Both, giving and receiving! Want to hear a story? Sure you do. The first time I ever got oral sex, I was watching a porno movie with my late wife. We had been married about 20 years at the time. It took about another 5 years before she would let me give her oral.
5. Sex while on the period... ick?
Sure, why not? I wouldn't give the lady oral sex while she is having her period, but I'm open to anything else.
Bonus as in optional: Tell me your fantasy... details!
In one word, "THREESOME". That would be me and two women. The thought of watching two women having there way with each other, while rolling around naked with me and me joining in whenever I wanted, is HOT!!! Want to hear another story? Okay, you talked me into it.
The closest I've ever come to a threesome was the night two women were tongue kissing on my lap. One night in the late 90's, I think, I was leaning against the bar while sitting on the floor of my friends 50-something foot boat. I was sitting on the floor because there were a bunch of us on the boat and that's about the only place left to sit. We were all pretty drunk from a long day and night of drinking. His wife was sitting on the floor on one one side of me and another friends wife was on the other side. This large dog was sitting on my lap and the two ladies and me were all petting the dog. The two woman started giving each other the eye and before you knew it, they leaned in toward each other and kissed. I looked over on the couch at their husbands and they were laughing and everyone was smiling, especially me because these ladies faces were about 2-inches from mine. I put my hands on the two ladies backs and while pushing them back toward each other and asked them if they could do better than that. The reply was unspoken, but positive and they leaned back toward each other started tongue kissing like crazy. It stopped after a minute or two and that was about it. I did hear rumors the next day about other wilder things going on that night, but unfortunately I never got to see them.
FYI: Check out this old post of mine for a picture of one of the women in this story. She's the blonde in the pictures. I've never posted a picture other woman, but take it from me, she was equally as attractive, but was a brunette.
1. What's the longest you've ever gone without a shower?
We never had a shower in our bath tubs, while I was growing up, so we only took baths. The first actual shower I ever took was when I was about 12 years old. My best friend moved to a newer house and that one had a shower. Whenever I spent the night at his house, I showered.
Since this question really means going without bathing, I say once when I was young, I didn't bathe or shower for about 1 month. I'd just run the water in the tub, splash the water for a bit and then wet my hair. I don't remember why I did that, but I did. I usually went swimming everyday in the river, so that probably kept the body odor at bay for a while.
Then when I was wounded in Vietnam, I wasn't allowed to bathe or shower for about for about 1 1/2 months, due to so many open wounds. They did give me a lot of sponge baths though, so I don't know if this one counts.
2. Do you use a q-tip? If so, how often?
Sure I do. I clean my ears out after showering. I love the feeling I get when I clean out my ears. The rolling and twisting of the q-tips is hot and I ....... Sorry, I think this really my be TMI for most of you.
3. Do you have any piercings, if so where? Any for sexual purposes?
NO! ABSOLUTLY NOT! NEVER IN A MILLION, TRILLION, BAZILLION YEARS!
4. Oral sex... give or receive?
YES! Both, giving and receiving! Want to hear a story? Sure you do. The first time I ever got oral sex, I was watching a porno movie with my late wife. We had been married about 20 years at the time. It took about another 5 years before she would let me give her oral.
5. Sex while on the period... ick?
Sure, why not? I wouldn't give the lady oral sex while she is having her period, but I'm open to anything else.
Bonus as in optional: Tell me your fantasy... details!
In one word, "THREESOME". That would be me and two women. The thought of watching two women having there way with each other, while rolling around naked with me and me joining in whenever I wanted, is HOT!!! Want to hear another story? Okay, you talked me into it.
The closest I've ever come to a threesome was the night two women were tongue kissing on my lap. One night in the late 90's, I think, I was leaning against the bar while sitting on the floor of my friends 50-something foot boat. I was sitting on the floor because there were a bunch of us on the boat and that's about the only place left to sit. We were all pretty drunk from a long day and night of drinking. His wife was sitting on the floor on one one side of me and another friends wife was on the other side. This large dog was sitting on my lap and the two ladies and me were all petting the dog. The two woman started giving each other the eye and before you knew it, they leaned in toward each other and kissed. I looked over on the couch at their husbands and they were laughing and everyone was smiling, especially me because these ladies faces were about 2-inches from mine. I put my hands on the two ladies backs and while pushing them back toward each other and asked them if they could do better than that. The reply was unspoken, but positive and they leaned back toward each other started tongue kissing like crazy. It stopped after a minute or two and that was about it. I did hear rumors the next day about other wilder things going on that night, but unfortunately I never got to see them.
FYI: Check out this old post of mine for a picture of one of the women in this story. She's the blonde in the pictures. I've never posted a picture other woman, but take it from me, she was equally as attractive, but was a brunette.
TMI Tuesday #50
I saw this for the first time last week on No One's blog. It looked like fun, so this week I decided to play along. If you decide to play along, pop over here and let them know.
1. What's the longest you've ever gone without a shower?
We never had a shower in our bath tubs, while I was growing up, so we only took baths. The first actual shower I ever took was when I was about 12 years old. My best friend moved to a newer house and that one had a shower. Whenever I spent the night at his house, I showered.
Since this question really means going without bathing, I say once when I was young, I didn't bathe or shower for about 1 month. I'd just run the water in the tub, splash the water for a bit and then wet my hair. I don't remember why I did that, but I did. I usually went swimming everyday in the river, so that probably kept the body odor at bay for a while.
Then when I was wounded in Vietnam, I wasn't allowed to bathe or shower for about for about 1 1/2 months, due to so many open wounds. They did give me a lot of sponge baths though, so I don't know if this one counts.
2. Do you use a q-tip? If so, how often?
Sure I do. I clean my ears out after showering. I love the feeling I get when I clean out my ears. The rolling and twisting of the q-tips is hot and I ....... Sorry, I think this really my be TMI for most of you.
3. Do you have any piercings, if so where? Any for sexual purposes?
NO! ABSOLUTLY NOT! NEVER IN A MILLION, TRILLION, BAZILLION YEARS!
4. Oral sex... give or receive?
YES! Both, giving and receiving! Want to hear a story? Sure you do. The first time I ever got oral sex, I was watching a porno movie with my late wife. We had been married about 20 years at the time. It took about another 5 years before she would let me give her oral.
5. Sex while on the period... ick?
Sure, why not? I wouldn't give the lady oral sex while she is having her period, but I'm open to anything else.
Bonus as in optional: Tell me your fantasy... details!
In one word, "THREESOME". That would be me and two women. The thought of watching two women having there way with each other, while rolling around naked with me and me joining in whenever I wanted, is HOT!!! Want to hear another story? Okay, you talked me into it.
The closest I've ever come to a threesome was the night two women were tongue kissing on my lap. One night in the late 90's, I think, I was leaning against the bar while sitting on the floor of my friends 50-something foot boat. I was sitting on the floor because there were a bunch of us on the boat and that's about the only place left to sit. We were all pretty drunk from a long day and night of drinking. His wife was sitting on the floor on one one side of me and another friends wife was on the other side. This large dog was sitting on my lap and the two ladies and me were all petting the dog. The two woman started giving each other the eye and before you knew it, they leaned in toward each other and kissed. I looked over on the couch at their husbands and they were laughing and everyone was smiling, especially me because these ladies faces were about 2-inches from mine. I put my hands on the two ladies backs and while pushing them back toward each other and asked them if they could do better than that. The reply was unspoken, but positive and they leaned back toward each other started tongue kissing like crazy. It stopped after a minute or two and that was about it. I did hear rumors the next day about other wilder things going on that night, but unfortunately I never got to see them.
FYI: Check out this old post of mine for a picture of one of the women in this story. She's the blonde in the pictures. I've never posted a picture other woman, but take it from me, she was equally as attractive, but was a brunette.
1. What's the longest you've ever gone without a shower?
We never had a shower in our bath tubs, while I was growing up, so we only took baths. The first actual shower I ever took was when I was about 12 years old. My best friend moved to a newer house and that one had a shower. Whenever I spent the night at his house, I showered.
Since this question really means going without bathing, I say once when I was young, I didn't bathe or shower for about 1 month. I'd just run the water in the tub, splash the water for a bit and then wet my hair. I don't remember why I did that, but I did. I usually went swimming everyday in the river, so that probably kept the body odor at bay for a while.
Then when I was wounded in Vietnam, I wasn't allowed to bathe or shower for about for about 1 1/2 months, due to so many open wounds. They did give me a lot of sponge baths though, so I don't know if this one counts.
2. Do you use a q-tip? If so, how often?
Sure I do. I clean my ears out after showering. I love the feeling I get when I clean out my ears. The rolling and twisting of the q-tips is hot and I ....... Sorry, I think this really my be TMI for most of you.
3. Do you have any piercings, if so where? Any for sexual purposes?
NO! ABSOLUTLY NOT! NEVER IN A MILLION, TRILLION, BAZILLION YEARS!
4. Oral sex... give or receive?
YES! Both, giving and receiving! Want to hear a story? Sure you do. The first time I ever got oral sex, I was watching a porno movie with my late wife. We had been married about 20 years at the time. It took about another 5 years before she would let me give her oral.
5. Sex while on the period... ick?
Sure, why not? I wouldn't give the lady oral sex while she is having her period, but I'm open to anything else.
Bonus as in optional: Tell me your fantasy... details!
In one word, "THREESOME". That would be me and two women. The thought of watching two women having there way with each other, while rolling around naked with me and me joining in whenever I wanted, is HOT!!! Want to hear another story? Okay, you talked me into it.
The closest I've ever come to a threesome was the night two women were tongue kissing on my lap. One night in the late 90's, I think, I was leaning against the bar while sitting on the floor of my friends 50-something foot boat. I was sitting on the floor because there were a bunch of us on the boat and that's about the only place left to sit. We were all pretty drunk from a long day and night of drinking. His wife was sitting on the floor on one one side of me and another friends wife was on the other side. This large dog was sitting on my lap and the two ladies and me were all petting the dog. The two woman started giving each other the eye and before you knew it, they leaned in toward each other and kissed. I looked over on the couch at their husbands and they were laughing and everyone was smiling, especially me because these ladies faces were about 2-inches from mine. I put my hands on the two ladies backs and while pushing them back toward each other and asked them if they could do better than that. The reply was unspoken, but positive and they leaned back toward each other started tongue kissing like crazy. It stopped after a minute or two and that was about it. I did hear rumors the next day about other wilder things going on that night, but unfortunately I never got to see them.
FYI: Check out this old post of mine for a picture of one of the women in this story. She's the blonde in the pictures. I've never posted a picture other woman, but take it from me, she was equally as attractive, but was a brunette.
Monday, September 25, 2006
FYI
On this coming 4th day of November,
I will be 58 years young.
And you know what?
I am snuggling my ass off more than ever!!!!!
:-)
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***snug‧gle /ˈsnʌgəl/
verb, -gled, -gling, noun
1. to lie or press closely, as for comfort or from affection; nestle; cuddle as a prelude to having sex.
2. to draw or press closely against, as for comfort or from affection during sex.
3. the act of cuddling after sex.
FYI
On this coming 4th day of November,
I will be 58 years young.
And you know what?
I am snuggling my ass off more than ever!!!!!
:-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***snug‧gle /ˈsnʌgəl/
verb, -gled, -gling, noun
1. to lie or press closely, as for comfort or from affection; nestle; cuddle as a prelude to having sex.
2. to draw or press closely against, as for comfort or from affection during sex.
3. the act of cuddling after sex.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Saddle Shoes HNT
Lori modeled her saddle shoes for me last weekend.
She didn't wear them for very long,
but this weekend I'm not going to let her take them off,
not even when we.....
.....uh.....
snuggle.
;-)
She didn't wear them for very long,
but this weekend I'm not going to let her take them off,
not even when we.....
.....uh.....
snuggle.
;-)
Saddle Shoes HNT
Lori modeled her saddle shoes for me last weekend.
She didn't wear them for very long,
but this weekend I'm not going to let her take them off,
not even when we.....
.....uh.....
snuggle.
;-)
She didn't wear them for very long,
but this weekend I'm not going to let her take them off,
not even when we.....
.....uh.....
snuggle.
;-)
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
WTF IS THIS!
The weekend Lori and I went out to Montauk Point, we walked around the point on the rocks stacked up to help prevent erosion.
When we came around the point we saw this concrete thing sticking out of the sand. The people in the picture are teenagers so you can see that this thing is quite large.
Does anyone have any idea what this thing is?
There are rumors that it's a long lost sea entry point used to enter the under ground UFO base at Camp Hero at Montauk Point. I was a little sceptical when I first heard this theory, but there is plenty of proof on the Internet to back this theory up. Here are just a few factual things I found.
1. Camp Hero near Montauk Point - Long Island, NY. 8-Level Base that connects to the ITT center in New Jersey. The ITT center also has a connection/link to the Sub-Global Network.
2. The Montauk Project: Experiments in Time by Preston B. Nichols and Peter Moon is the first book (ISBN 0-9631889-0-9) in a popular series detailing time travel experiments at the Montauk Air Force Base at the eastern tip of Long Island as part of the Montauk Project.
3. Alien Species of Reptilian Heritage: Here's a passage from the story. “The two other areas where these winged reptilians have been most often reported are of course below Dulce, New Mexico and also within the 8-levelled underground system beneath Camp Hero near Montauk Point, Long Island where a joint Nazi [American Corporate & European Militant Nazi's], Gray, and Reptiloid base exists...”
4. Check out this picture from a very realiable investigator of exactly the same object Lori and i saw that day.
Proof enough for you? If you need more proof, just Google "montauk point alien base" and see for yourself.
When we came around the point we saw this concrete thing sticking out of the sand. The people in the picture are teenagers so you can see that this thing is quite large.
Does anyone have any idea what this thing is?
There are rumors that it's a long lost sea entry point used to enter the under ground UFO base at Camp Hero at Montauk Point. I was a little sceptical when I first heard this theory, but there is plenty of proof on the Internet to back this theory up. Here are just a few factual things I found.
1. Camp Hero near Montauk Point - Long Island, NY. 8-Level Base that connects to the ITT center in New Jersey. The ITT center also has a connection/link to the Sub-Global Network.
2. The Montauk Project: Experiments in Time by Preston B. Nichols and Peter Moon is the first book (ISBN 0-9631889-0-9) in a popular series detailing time travel experiments at the Montauk Air Force Base at the eastern tip of Long Island as part of the Montauk Project.
3. Alien Species of Reptilian Heritage: Here's a passage from the story. “The two other areas where these winged reptilians have been most often reported are of course below Dulce, New Mexico and also within the 8-levelled underground system beneath Camp Hero near Montauk Point, Long Island where a joint Nazi [American Corporate & European Militant Nazi's], Gray, and Reptiloid base exists...”
4. Check out this picture from a very realiable investigator of exactly the same object Lori and i saw that day.
Proof enough for you? If you need more proof, just Google "montauk point alien base" and see for yourself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just kidding about the alien stuff, but there really is an abandoned military base named Camp Hero in Montauk.
Seriously, does anyone have any idea what this thing really is?
Just kidding about the alien stuff, but there really is an abandoned military base named Camp Hero in Montauk.
Seriously, does anyone have any idea what this thing really is?
WTF IS THIS!
The weekend Lori and I went out to Montauk Point, we walked around the point on the rocks stacked up to help prevent erosion.
When we came around the point we saw this concrete thing sticking out of the sand. The people in the picture are teenagers so you can see that this thing is quite large.
Does anyone have any idea what this thing is?
There are rumors that it's a long lost sea entry point used to enter the under ground UFO base at Camp Hero at Montauk Point. I was a little sceptical when I first heard this theory, but there is plenty of proof on the Internet to back this theory up. Here are just a few factual things I found.
1. Camp Hero near Montauk Point - Long Island, NY. 8-Level Base that connects to the ITT center in New Jersey. The ITT center also has a connection/link to the Sub-Global Network.
2. The Montauk Project: Experiments in Time by Preston B. Nichols and Peter Moon is the first book (ISBN 0-9631889-0-9) in a popular series detailing time travel experiments at the Montauk Air Force Base at the eastern tip of Long Island as part of the Montauk Project.
3. Alien Species of Reptilian Heritage: Here's a passage from the story. “The two other areas where these winged reptilians have been most often reported are of course below Dulce, New Mexico and also within the 8-levelled underground system beneath Camp Hero near Montauk Point, Long Island where a joint Nazi [American Corporate & European Militant Nazi's], Gray, and Reptiloid base exists...”
4. Check out this picture from a very realiable investigator of exactly the same object Lori and i saw that day.
Proof enough for you? If you need more proof, just Google "montauk point alien base" and see for yourself.
When we came around the point we saw this concrete thing sticking out of the sand. The people in the picture are teenagers so you can see that this thing is quite large.Does anyone have any idea what this thing is?
There are rumors that it's a long lost sea entry point used to enter the under ground UFO base at Camp Hero at Montauk Point. I was a little sceptical when I first heard this theory, but there is plenty of proof on the Internet to back this theory up. Here are just a few factual things I found.
1. Camp Hero near Montauk Point - Long Island, NY. 8-Level Base that connects to the ITT center in New Jersey. The ITT center also has a connection/link to the Sub-Global Network.
2. The Montauk Project: Experiments in Time by Preston B. Nichols and Peter Moon is the first book (ISBN 0-9631889-0-9) in a popular series detailing time travel experiments at the Montauk Air Force Base at the eastern tip of Long Island as part of the Montauk Project.
3. Alien Species of Reptilian Heritage: Here's a passage from the story. “The two other areas where these winged reptilians have been most often reported are of course below Dulce, New Mexico and also within the 8-levelled underground system beneath Camp Hero near Montauk Point, Long Island where a joint Nazi [American Corporate & European Militant Nazi's], Gray, and Reptiloid base exists...”
4. Check out this picture from a very realiable investigator of exactly the same object Lori and i saw that day.
Proof enough for you? If you need more proof, just Google "montauk point alien base" and see for yourself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just kidding about the alien stuff, but there really is an abandoned military base named Camp Hero in Montauk.
Seriously, does anyone have any idea what this thing really is?
Just kidding about the alien stuff, but there really is an abandoned military base named Camp Hero in Montauk.
Seriously, does anyone have any idea what this thing really is?
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