Sunday, July 23, 2006

Nigerian Spammer - Part 3

I got an email from the bank.

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Re: FUND RELEASE INSTRUCTION

TRANS INTERNATIONAL BANK PLC
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,LAGOS-NIGERIAN
Largest, Real-Time Online Banking Network In Nigeria. Our Core Values Are >>> TRANS INTERNATIONAL BANK PLC

FUND RELEASE INSTRUCTION VIDE BILL No.TIB/1/7289/04, SUM-US$7. 500,000.00 ON ACCOUNT No.0227300025/99

WE WRITE TO ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF YOUR APPLICATION OF CLAIM AND THE RELEVANT SUPPORTING DOCUMENTS THROUGH YOUR REPRESTATIVE ATTORNEY BARRISTER WILLIAM IBRU

A TRIANGULAR MEETING WAS HELD IN RESPECT OF YOUR INHERETANCE FUND AND IN ATTENDANCE WERE THE SENATE COMMITTE IN-CHARGE OF FOREIGN PAYMENT DERPARTMENT AND ALSO THE TRANS INTERNATIONAL BANK BOARD OF DIRECTORS .
FINALLY I WAS MANDATED TO CONTACT YOU FROM MY DEPARTMENT FOR THE PAYMENT OF YOUR LATE RELATIVES MR PATRICK A WITHIN 7 BANKING WORKING DAYS OR THEY WILL FORFEIT THE FUND .

ACCORDINGLY TO DECREE 101 OF 1996 CONSTITUTION HERE IN NIGERIA TO CONFISCATE/FORFEIT THE FUND AFTER THE EXPIRATION OF THE PERIOD GIVEN TO YOU. MORE OVER THE PRESIDENTIAL PAYMENT BOARD APPROVED $7.5 MILLION USD ONLY TO BE PAID TO YOU ONLY.

ONCE MORE, BE INFORMED THAT EVERY PAYMENT ARRANGEMENT HAS BEEN COMPLETED TO PAY YOU THROUGH A TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER, YOU ARE HEREBY EXPECTED TO FORWARD TO THIS DEPARTMENT .
1 : YOUR IDENTIFICATION OF YOUR PERSONAL COPY OF YOUR DRIVER LICENCE OR ANY PASSPORT I.D FOR VERIFICATION NUMBER:

2: YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE /FAX NUMBERS

3: YOUR BANK NAME AND BANK ADDRESS , YOUR ACCOUNT AND ROUTING NUMBER
4: SOWRN OF AFFIDAVIT DULY OBTIAN IN NIGERIAN AS AN ATTACHMENT
AS SOON AS THE INFORMATION ARE RECIEVED, YOUR PAYMENT WILL BE TRANSFER ( FUND ) INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY IMMEDIATELY.

Thank you for your co-operation and congratulations!!

Yours faithfully,
Thanks for your candid cooperation.
Yours faithfully, Dr. Musa Bako
Director, Int'l Remittance Dept.,
for: Trans International Bank Plc.
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I decided not to reply to the bank right away, but to tell my friend Willy the Spammer I received the email from the bank like he said I would. I hope the bank doesn't call it off when I take longer than a week to get them the stuff they asked for. Here's my email to Willy. I saw he had two different email addresses so questioned him on it.

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Dear Willy,

May I call you Willy?

Did you get my last email? I saw you have two different email addresses so I'm sending this to both. Why do you have two different email addresses?

Well Willy, I got an email from the bank as you said I would, but don't understand half of what they is talking about.

This stuff is getting real confusing. What are a?

* TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER
* ROUTING NUMBER
* SOWRN OF AFFIDAVIT DULY OBTIAN IN NIGERIAN AS AN ATTACHMENT

I got no idea what a SOWRN OF AFFIDAVIT is and where I kin get one. What is a SOWRN? And it says I got to get one in Nigeria? I figure since you is in Nigeria, you could get me a one.

Can you explane the rest a this stuff or tell me where I can get them?

One more thing, the bank says I only got 7 days and that’s getting close, so hurry up if you don’t mind.

Ellie May wants to know if you liked her pictures.

Your Partner,

Milton

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too

Effing

Funny!!!

barman said...

How much you want to bet it will be no problem if you take more than a week to get back to them. The Berrister willl find a way around things but only this one time.

I can not believe people fall for this.