Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Nigerian Spammer - Part 4

I got a reply from my spammer.

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Dear Good Partner,
I appreciate your mail updating me on the bank's processing of the transaction.
I feel so happy after reading the information in your last mail, and from all indication the funds should be transferred at most by the beginnig of next week. While I thank God almighty for this development, I also want to let you know that I greatly appreciate your understanding and assistance on this matter.
You are advise to tell your sister that I like her picture and will be seeing her as soon as the fund is been transfered to your account this coming week.
The required Sworn of Affidavit in my understanding is the document that will confer ownership of the inheritance to you from the legal aspect. As soon as we obtain the document, that will be enough proof of ownership of funds
I will make inquiries at the ministry of justice to find out details on how we will obtain the Document by tommorrow morning, and send it to you.
Meanwhile I advise you forward the other requirement ( 1 - 3 ) to the bank as soon as possible by their by email attachment today in other not to delay the transaction,that is
1. YOUR BANK NAME AND BANK ADDRESS , YOUR ACCOUNT AND ROUTING NUMBER
Please do inform me as soon as you forward the particulars to the bank immediately,so I could follow the progress of the transaction adequately. I hope to get through to you on phone today.
Barr William Ibru
Tel :234-806-370-1380
Note :
There is no problem, those two email address are my personnal mailling addresses.

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I'm going to stall a little and keep asking him questions, but he's not going to like it.

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Hi Will,

I would send them the stuff they axed for, but don't know what a routeing number is. Where do I find one?

Look forward to talking to you. I can usually be reached at work between 9am and 5pm eastern time here in the USA. I don't know what time that is where you are.

Milly

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I look forward to his call ;-)

7 comments:

Jodes said...

you are really having fun with this huh? I am glad, cuz I get those damn emails too!!!! check out my post today.

clara* said...

oh geez that's good stuff. HILARIOUS!

Roxi said...

see.. this is what happens when you retire..

You resort to this type of stuff for your entertainment.. and you havent even been retired a year yet!

barman said...

How the heck did I miss this post. It must be my shakey Internet connection of late. I never knew this could be so fun. Thanks for the entertainment. Can't wait for you to get your share of the 7.5 million. LOL

Scrapaholic said...

Just go ahead & send him your routing & bank numbers, Tony. I mean really, what's the worst that could happen? hahaha

I find it odd that he really is reading what you send him, it's not just automated responses, seeing as how he commented on your "sister" & all. Too funny!

No One In Particular said...

Oops, that was me! ^^^

I posted a new recipe over there today though, if you want to check it out.

Sis B said...

OMFG that is too funny! I just got caught up on the whole thing and I am truly LMAO. Great job, BT!