Wednesday, August 05, 2009

YOU'RE INVITED TO OUR OPEN HOUSE!

Save your pennies and mark your calender. You are all here by invited to a debauchery filled pool party in my new back yard resort next Saturday, August 7th, 2010.

You're all welcome at my new back yard resort!

















You may be served drinks in the pool by our pool boy.

















Lori certainly likes them that way.
























Or, if you lucky, drinks served by our pool girl.

Personally, I prefer being served by the pool girl.




















You may even get to see a hot chick flashing you.

Yes, I talked her into it. I'm so proud.

:-)













So make your plans and come on over! I may even let you sit on my water fall.
























HAPPY YOU'RE INVITED
TO OUR OPEN HOUSE HNT!



33 comments:

Osbasso said...

Count me in! Hope you work up a good guest list!

lime said...

wow! the place looks fantastic! that party sounds like it will be THE place to be.

as i've scrolled down to catch up i have to say sorry for not getting around more often this summer. it's been kind of a weird summer. i hope that hand of yours is definitely all better by now and the procedure for lori's back is continuing to relieve the pain.

oh yeah....i'd like to sky dive too but scuba diving scares the crap out of me. (i can handle the idea of my feet being the last thing that goes through my mind but not the idea of my air supply being messed with)

BTExpress said...

Os - Looking forward to seeing you again my friend.

BTExpress said...

Lime - I love scuba diving. You really should try it. Hey, what's the worst that can happen?

TUG said...

At first I thought your foot was on top of Lori's head :)

hmmmm...no promises, but it may be possible.

Q said...

Wow, your pool looks awesome! I'll mark the date & try my best :)

Ashly Star said...

Wow that looks fantastic! You did such a great job. =o) That looks like a great time.

Anne Marie said...

Is this going to be a family friendly affair?

BTExpress said...

Anne Marie - I doubt it will even be PG-13 if the party in Dallas was any indication. These folks are a naughty bunch.

lime said...

mr. lime is a scuba diver. it just scares me. having to rely on a tank and regulator for my air supply just freaks me out. i think it's because as a kid i had several asthma attacks i should have been taken to the ER for and i just had to tough them out. big panic button for me.

T - Another Geek Girl said...

That looks like fun.
All that's missing is a cabana boy for me ;)

I wish I could jump in.
I really, really do.

lecram said...

Wow! That pool project turned out great, my friend!! Cheers!

Lil Bit said...

Ohhh, AWESOME, Tony!! -- The pool turned out soooo great! .. but hey, not taking any applications to BE the pool girl? ;)

BTExpress said...

Lil Bit - Why of course! Your hired! There isn't any pay, but the benefits are awesome!

Barbara said...

Thanks for the invite T. The pool looks amazing!!!!

I have no clue what next year will bring but i'd love to come if I have a job and can afford it..

hugs

B

BTExpress said...

B - You can crash on my couch or sleep in the middle if that's any intensive?

Moosekahl said...

Wish I could come :) Happy HNT!

S said...

Whose ass is that? :O

Well now, we've been wanting to come back to NY for a long time now...
Swimsuits optional?

The pool turned out great!

BTExpress said...

Moose - You have a year to figure that out. Os will be there.

BTExpress said...

S - I'm not telling who's ass that is. What happens in my back yard, stays in my back yard.

PS
You like that ass don't you? FYI, so do I.

BTExpress said...

S - Not only are swim suits optional, but they are down right discouraged.

gab said...

We are gonna do our damnest to be there.

BTExpress said...

I sure hope so Gab. It would be nice to finally meet you guys.

Anne Marie said...

LMAO I missed the part where it said 2010!!!!!!

S said...

ok so that means I can wear my rubber ducky suit in the pool?

S said...

just like the old days when you got a zillion comments from HNT right?

I will so try to be there.

S said...

she'll be nearly 14 by that time...back off I said! :P

S said...

hey, are kids allowed or do I need to leave her at the aunties?

BTExpress said...

S - If she was going to be 18, I'd say yes, but you'll never know what this group will be up too. Skinny dipping is a definite possibility.

S said...

oh my gawd, Gaaary, theyah bunch a swingahs!

jillie said...

Tony...you da bomb!

I can't wait to see you in Sept! Next month...wooohooo!

Even Robert is excited to see you guys again.

XOXO

SIMPLY ME said...

are bathing suits optional?

Vixen said...

WOW. That looks *awesome*!!!!!