Lots of drinking, plenty of food, topless chicks, naked asses, skinny dipping, chicks touching each other, a butt rub by me for the poor girl that fell on her bum.
I'm trained in first aid so it's okay.
And no, it wasn't Lori's ass I rubbed.
Don't worry, I told her.
And my new under water digital camera, which, BTW, was the best $161 I ever spent.
There were 231 pictures taken, but sorry, no pictures, because what happens in my new back yard resort, stays in my new back yard resort and on my laptop.
Unless you want a picture of my naked ass.
You know something?
It's good to be me.