Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Best Engine

A notable gynecologist once said,

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."

Disclaimer: If this offends you, don't blame me, blame Shumpy. He sent it to me in a email and I'm just passing it on. LOL


gab said...

Oh that is so damn true. I on the other hand never have to worry about changing every month but Mr Gab says Im more tempamental than ever 1 min laughing next crying next screaming. Oh well

Libby said...

oh tony this is so funny!~! glad i didn't have a mouthful of pop!

Lil Bit said...

All good engines have a temperament, my dear. Comes with the territory. lol ;)

lime said...

it's only temperamental when some bozo who doesn't know what he is doing tries to work it.

Q said...

Oh, that is a good one!!