A notable gynecologist once said,
"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."
"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."
Disclaimer: If this offends you, don't blame me, blame Shumpy. He sent it to me in a email and I'm just passing it on. LOL
5 comments:
Oh that is so damn true. I on the other hand never have to worry about changing every month but Mr Gab says Im more tempamental than ever 1 min laughing next crying next screaming. Oh well
oh tony this is so funny!~! glad i didn't have a mouthful of pop!
All good engines have a temperament, my dear. Comes with the territory. lol ;)
it's only temperamental when some bozo who doesn't know what he is doing tries to work it.
Oh, that is a good one!!
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