Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Tasered and Stabbed HNT

Note: This story is true.

I wandered aimlessly for a while and then finally asked for directions from the nice looking man. He didn't know where it was, but took me to someone that did.

"Go out here, make a right and then the first left. You'll see it on your left about 20 feet down."

I thanked him, but now almost regret that decision. I had no idea what pain I would be subjected to in just a few minutes.

I found the place, knocked on the door and saw her. She was a cute young, little brunette with glasses and perky boobs. You know how partial I am to brunettes. She pointed at the bed and told me to sit down. She sat down in a chair next to the bed and straddled my legs, touching them ever so gently with her legs. It wasn't long before she was rubbing cream on me in all the right places. I think it was to lull me into a false sense of security so I'd let my guard down.

While she was busy rubbing on the cream, I looked down and between her legs I saw a hint of her camel toe. I couldn't help myself, I had to look. I thought I was being discrete, but I guess not, because next thing I know she hit me with 100 milli amps from her taser. My entire body twitched. Then she did it again and again and again.

OUCH! But it hurt in a sort of good way.

While she was occupied, I took another discrete peek at her toe. I didn't think she saw me, but she must have. She told me that she was stopping the taser and moving on to even more painful devices, NEEDLES!

She attached an electrode to the needle and repeatedly stabbed me first in the muscles in my left arm. OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! Numerous times. I think she really was enjoying this.

Then she told me she was going to stab me in each hand a few times and this time it would HURT! I'm certain she laughed while saying it.

The electricity was painful and made my muscles twitch involuntarily even more than the first part. Yes, it fucking hurt. She said it would hurt, but I had no idea it would feel like this. BITCH!

"Are you fininshed yet?" I asked.

"No!" she replied and the stuck me in the other hand. More needle stabs and more electric shocks.

Finally she stopped. Thank God it was over. "Oh no! she said, "It's not over yet. I'm sending you to the BSDM dungeon".

I soon arrived at the dungeon and was told to wait. I had no idea what they had in store for me here. Very soon Bill came out and gripped my arms. Not too hard, but hard enough that I knew he meant business. With very few words he told me to wait and left with the threat to return to bind me.

A few minutes later Bill came back with the bindings. One by one he applied them. Not too tight, but tight enough to be effective.

"Why oh why did I come here? It wasn't that much of a problem. I'm sure I could live with it without that much difficulty, couldn't I?"

Bill gave me instructions that must be followed to the letter, OR ELSE!

"Bill", I said, "I promise to follow your instructions if you let me go home."

"Promise?" he said.

"Yes, I promise." I replied.

"Then be gone with you!" he ordered.

With out further adieu, I quickly made my way back out the way I came in, back to freedom. At least until November when I have my follow up appointment with the Neurology department at the local VA hospital to see if the wrist braces have helped the carpal tunnel in my wrists. If not, then I will be subjected to the pain of knives and needles of the neurosurgeon during surgery to relieve the pressure on the nerves in my wrists.

This all started a few weeks ago when I went to the local VA hospital so they could evaluate the numbness in my hands. They referred me to EMG for testing to have the nerve and muscle test I described above to see if I had carpel tunnel syndrome and if I had any serious effects. Fortunately I had no serious side effects, but I do have carpal tunnel in both wrists. They gave me braces to wear while I'm sleeping.

The good news is that I should show significant improvement in a couple months. The bad news is that I won't be able to masturbate at will in the middle of the night any more due to potential chafing.



jillie said...

You NUT!!!!! Here I thought it was something out of a porn magazine. But now that you mention it, I can see the picture just as you told it.

Sorry about your hands. I guess You're going to have to let Lori take "good" care of you!


BTExpress said...

Then my mission was a success. It's exactly what I wanted to do.

FYI: She was cute and had a very nice camel toe. :-P

Kittie Kate said...

That's why I don't stay on the computer too long. my hands start hurting.

Happy HNT!

Monogram Queen said...

Ah Ha so we know how you got carpal tunnel in the first place midnight *activities* LOL
Hope you are feeling better!

SM said...

Well done! You certainly had me intrigued! LOL HHNT!

marcellonyc said...

LMFAO at your story.

Carpal Tunnel can be easily treated by a chiropractor.

If you can head to Bklyn I will treat you, if not I can find you one.

Lastly, buy a wrist support for when you are on the computer and a fleshlight for masturbation (google it)


jillie said...

You know Tony...after looking at that picture, you almost look as if your tied and bound to your bed and Lori is standing before you....



Anne Marie said...

LMAO I thought you were going somewhere naughty with that story also! But then I rembered who was writing it. I can always count on you to brighten my day just when I think all hope is gone!!!! I have one of those braces for my right wrist they do work.