Friday, December 15, 2006

More Medical Chart Notes

This is my second post of medical chart notes. The first one can be found here.

16. The skin was moist and dry.

17. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

18. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

20. Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid.

21. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

24. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

26. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. ____, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

27. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

28. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was hot in bed last night.

29. Patient was found in bed with her power mower.


jillie said...

ewwww...I hope I never see that large brown stool ambulating after me! Run for the woods!

lime said...

LMAO! and these people passed medical school!

gab said...

ROFLMAO! OMG! and these are from Doctors? Good grief where did they graduate medical school? Laugh a minute city!