A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, 'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW'.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, 'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO'.
'FINE',
THEN THE WIFE ASKS, 'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT'.
TO WHICH HE REPLIED, 'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO'.
'FINE',
SHE SAYS 'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK '
'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS'. HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
'I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! '
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS....................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME.
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE, HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
'HONEY', HE ASKS, 'HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?'
SHE SAID, 'WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE'.
HE SAID, 'SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?'
SHE REPLIED, 'HELLOOOOO.. DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!'
9 comments:
LOL, heard this one before, but it's still funny.
Bet she didn't forget the frosting, tho. LOL ;)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....that is too funny!
Love it!
xoxo
OMG, tony, this is great! and i've never heard it before...but it makes perfect sense to me!
Did you get a second opinion on your hand? The pool is looking GREAT! How warm is the water? do you have a heater or solar panels to help extend the swimming season?
LOL I too had heard it before but its always nice to be refreshed! Besides I couldnt remember the ending
Love it! I can relate. Although Mr Ratburn doesnt talk to me that way or run off to the bar, I HAVE cried to other men about my fix it problems and they have come to the rescue.
I say if a man cant learn to fix stuff, then make enough money to pay someone else to do it.
Otherwise, expect your wife to get extracurricular help.
:P
PS How is your hand now Tony? Was it broken?
I went hiking with a doctor and fell and broke my leg. He told me it was just a bad sprain. Two days later my leg was black and blue from my knee to my toes. It was broken in two places.
Of curse I couldnt put weight on it at all.
Then I got a fun cast that I got to paint. If you get a cast I will come paint it...ok well youre kinda far away...Hope its ok
That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh :)
i.love.it!
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