Monday, June 29, 2009

Want Olivia Munn's Autograph For Your Playboy?

Olivia Munn Playboy Cover Unveiling Behind-The-Scenes PhotosSo you've got your issue of Playboy featuring our co-host, Olivia Munn. Feel like something's missing in the picture? Perhaps her autograph?

You're in luck! If you want Ms. Munn to sign your copy of her Playboy issue, it's as easy as sending the magazine with a self-addressed and stamped envelope to:

Olivia’s Autograph
5850 W. 3rd St. #155
Los Angeles, CA 90036

Olivia will be signing the issues mailed to that address, so send yours in before it's too late!

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Not only is Olivia Munn hot, sexy and funny as hell, but she's also very generous, as this post shows you. She is also very friendly to her fans. A few months ago she invited anyone in the NY City area, to meet her at a particular movie theater and treated everyone that showed to popcorn and bottled water. After the movie she had a meet and greet, took pictures with anyone and everyone and signed autographs. You can bet no other celebrity has ever done that.

Oh ya, if your wondering who she is, she is co-host of The Attack of the Show. You can also check her out on her blog.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

RIP Farrah Fawcette

There's a Charlies Angels marathon on WGN tonight. It seems that bras weren't invented back then.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

WTF IS WITH THE WEATHER HNT?

I really want to get my back yard project done, but Mother Nature hasn't cooperated at all. We've had something like a bazillion days of rain this Spring.

"HEY MOTHER NATURE, ever hear of "April showers bring May flower?" Obviously not or you'd get my weather back to normal. It's supposed to be sunny and near 80F by now, but it barely reaches 70. Then there's the rain. WTF is it with the rain? Stop it already, k?

That said, this weeks weather has improved a bit. Not perfect, but good enough for the guys to work on my back yard project. Today they started the stucco. I was pleased, so had a drink to celebrate the progress. Any excuse for drink. LOL


HERE'S TO PROGRESS HNT!



Wednesday, June 17, 2009

BBQ HNT

There has been BIG changes since my last backyard resort update. Pretty soon the pool patio will be finished an I'll be drinking gin & tonics and BBQing on my new built in stainless steel grill. Who wants to come over?


Yes, the new grill is that big.

HAPPY BBQ HNT

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Bet Ya Didn't know I Used to Have Brown Hair Flash Back HNT

Today I was looking through some old photos and came across a couple taken when I worked at a company named RDI. I started reminising and decided to document a little about that period of my life, the years I worked there, 1984 to 2001.

In 1984, I left what I thought, was a dead end job to move on to a company with better benefits. Little did I know that that company would grow and in 20 years I would have been the Exec VP and now would be President and running the place. I don't have any regrets though, everything I've been through has made me the person I am today and I ain't complaining one bit.

After I left, I went to work for a company in Melville, NY, named Radiation Dynamics Inc. (RDI) as an engineering aide in Research & Development. Here I am in 1989 cleaning up after working on what would become a 5-million volt electron beam accelerator. Up until then, the largest we made was a 4.5 million-volt accelerator that wasn't efficient enough to produce cost effective x-rays. It took a year or so, but eventually we were successful in developing a machine that would be commercially viable. This prototype went to a facility in Japan for further testing. That facility was owned by Sumitomo Heavy Industries, the third owner of RDI in the five years I'd been there.

I worked in R&D for seven years before I was told to transfer to Quality Control or quit. I chose to move. It seems one of the field engineers threatened to quit if they didn't transfer him to R&D, so move I did. The last laugh was on them, because he proved to be a waste because he was a drunk. Since he was usually on the road, they had no idea his drinking problem was that bad.

A few years later we'd out grown that building and moved to Heartland Industrial Park in Dear Park NY, which was about 20 minutes closer to home. Here I am with the president of our company and two executives from the home office.

See, I did have brown hair once. It's got a lot of white in it, but you can still tell.

A few years later Sumitomo sold us to another company, Ion Beam Applications (IBA) one of our biggest competitors. Almost immediately they fired all of our executives replaced them with our own and got rid of our sales staff. That was around 1999. Needless to say, sales of systems went to zero and to this day, the company hasn't sold one multi dollar system, just upgrades and repairs. I don't think anything more than a $100k or two. Business got worse and worse until IBA started layoffs in 2001. I didn’t know it at the time, but fortunately, I was the first go. At its peak, RDI had 120 employees and today not even 20.

For me, it was all for the best. I moved on to a much better position at Ultravolt Inc., the company I retired from in 2006 and that supported me more than generously during my wife’s illness.
In 1984, I left what I thought, was a dead end job to move on to a company with better benefits. Little did I know that that company would grow and in 20 years I would have been the Exec VP and now would be President and running the place. I don't have any regrets though, everything I've been through has made me the person I am today and I ain't complaining one bit.

After I left, I went to work for a company in Melville, NY, named Radiation Dynamics Inc. (RDI) as an engineering aide in Research & Development. Here I am in 1989 cleaning up after working on what would become a 5-million volt electron beam accelerator. Up until then, the largest we made was a 4.5 million-volt accelerator that wasn't efficient enough to produce cost effective x-rays. It took a year or so, but eventually we were successful in developing a machine that would be commercially viable. This prototype went to a facility in Japan for further testing. That facility was owned by Sumitomo Heavy Industries, the third owner of RDI in the five years I'd been there.

I worked in R&D for seven years before I was told to transfer to Quality Control or quit. I chose to move. It seems one of the field engineers threatened to quit if they didn't transfer him to R&D, so move I did. The last laugh was on them, because he proved to be a waste because he was a drunk. Since he was usually on the road, they had no idea his drinking problem was that bad.

A few years later we'd out grown that building and moved to Heartland Industrial Park in Dear Park NY, which was about 20 minutes closer to home. Here I am with the President of our company and two executives from the home office.

A few years later Sumitomo sold us to another company, Ion Beam Applications (IBA) one of our biggest competitors. Almost immediately they fired all of our executives replaced them with our own and got rid of our sales staff. That was around 1999. Needless to say, sales of systems went to zero and to this day, the company hasn't sold one multi dollar system, just upgrades and repairs. I don't think anything more than a $100k or two. Business got worse and worse until IBA started layoffs in 2001. I didn’t know it at the time, but fortunately, I was the first go. At its peak, RDI had 120 employees and today not even 20.

For me, it was all for the best. I moved on to a much better position at Ultravolt Inc., the company I retired from in 2006 and that supported me more than generously during my wife’s illness.


HAPPY BROWN HAIRED GUY FLASH BACK HNT!


Sunday, June 07, 2009

I think I've lost all sense of dignity.

I did it again, I submitted a picture for TMZ's "Show Us Your Gut" contest, just for a chance to win $250. Hey I'm old and people expect me to do shit like this, so why not?

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TMZ's Show Us Your Guts Contest -- Finalists!

Posted Jun 6th 2009 2:30AM by TMZ Staff

Big ones, small ones, hairy ones and ones made of steel -- the belly-busting photos poured in from all over the country for TMZ's Show Us Your Guts Contest ... hope you can stomach all the awesome abdomen!

** Be sure and check back on Monday to vote for which tummy takes the cake!**

Thursday, June 04, 2009

I'M A RADIO STAR!

Monday night Claudia Jordon posted a Tweet on Twitter, she's one of the most popular Deal or No Deal models. She said she wanted callers input on the question, "Does sex too early ruin the potential for a relationship??????"

Through personal experience, answer would be a resounding NO!!! I dialed her show, but got a bust signal. I wait a while dial again, and this time get through. The call screener tells me to hold on and he'll try to get me on the show.

While on hold, the show came on over the phone. Claudia does most of the talking with input by three other female co hosts and of course, the callers. Both men and women to talk about their personal experience using very descriptive verbiage. Cursing is fine on satellite radio I found out.

The screener came back on after about a 1/2 hour and said he'd try to get me on again. I quickly told him I was 60 and had an interesting story. Guess what, I guess they wanted the elderly perspective, because I was the next caller. LOL

I got on and talked about my first date with Lori. You old timers will remember I met her at 2:00 pm for the movies and didn't get her home until 5:30 am, a 15 1/2 hour first date.

Since I don't have Sirius radio, I couldn't hear what happened after they hung up. Fortunately, the next day Claudia posted a link to a web site where you could hear the hour of her show. I was on around the 50 minute mark. After they hung up, I became the topic of conversation.

They got a big kick out of me. They talked about a number of things, like the advantages to dating 60 yo guys and one girl said, "Maybe we are dating the wrong guys and should start dating 60 yo's."

I was a HIT!

For your listening pleasure, here are my 3-minutes & 18 seconds of fame.



After the show I see that Claudia is on Twitter, so I Twittered her, or is it Tweeted?

@claudiajordan I'm the last caller, the 60 yo guy. Fun talking to you. My girl friend laughed when I told her about this.

She replied with, and I quote, "claudiajordan@TonyChliek YOU were FREAKIN Awsome! We all hope u tune in and call us again!!!!"

Hey guys, Claudia thinks I'm FREAKIN Awesome! LOL

I told Lori all about it, briefly describing what I talked about. She wanted to know if I told them what lead up to the BJ. I told her no, but that would have really freaked them out if I did. Needless to say, up till then, that was my BEST date ever!


HAPPY RADIO STAR HNT!!!

FYI, Lori granted me permission to play this audio, because, as she put it, "I've showed your friends pictures of my tits, so why not?" Don't I have the best and most understanding girl friend EVER?



Thursday, May 28, 2009

OUTDOOR PROJECT UPDATE #5 HNT

Nicely is an adjective I haven't use very much the last year when it came to this project. There's been delay after delay after delay and it does this horn dog's heart good to see things progressing nicely since my last update, FINALLY!

Last week, when I left you, the retaining wall was up. This is the side of the old deck that faces the lower patio on the back of the garage. Every time I'd look down there I saw the old concrete slab and the garbage pails. I didn't want to do that anymore.

What to do, what to do?




I know! Build a wall.









On this side of the old deck, I looked down at the foundation and weed covered rocks.


What to do, what to do?









I know! Build another wall!









In the upper right corner here, was just going be a railing. That's so boring, don't you think?

What to do, what to do?






I know! What do you think this is going to be?













That's right, and outdoor shower!

This is mainly there so people can shower off the chlorine and not trapes through my house to shower off like they have been doing for years.





Now it's time to put all that dirt back.









Shovel it in and pack it down.









You know, you can finally get a good idea what this things is going to look like when it's done.








We decided to put accent lighting around the outside of the retaining wall. See the small electrical boxes?








The lights will shine up on the landscaping at night. Should look really cool.













After standing back and looking at the OLD vinyl siding, it got me to thinking. It's going to look crappy against the new pool patio.

What to do, what to do?







I know, rip it all off!





What's this? The old cedar shakes! I can't leave them, now can we?





What to do, what to do?







I know! Rip them off too!









Yes, even on the back of the garage.

You can't leave the bare sheathing, now can we?

What to do, what to do?





Of course! You cover it with plastic house wrap!

This looks like crap, so we have to cover it with something, don't we?

What to do, what to do?





I guess your just going to have to wait to find out. Hehehehe!










While your waiting, how about some of my home made Greek pizza?


HAPPY OUTDOOR PROJECT
UPDATE #5 HNT

Friday, May 22, 2009

My Outdoor Project is Going to Be Famous!

Techo-Bloc, the paver manufacturer, asked if they could take pictures of the project for their catalog and advertising when I'm done. I told the contractor, "Only if I can get a break on the price." He called me back yesterday to tell me they agreed and will give me $2,000 off. Now the stone will only cost me $8,200. Only??? Ya, right. Still, excellent news.

This is what I picked out.


The inspector came this morning to look at the retaining wall. He said he knocked on the door, but almost left when I didn't answer the door. RING THE FRIGGING DOOR BELL!!!!! THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE MADE FOR!!!!!

The owner of the company doing the work, Dennis, was in the back instructing the workman what he wanted done today when the inspector came. The whole inspection process is bull shit. They inspector barely checks anything and both time, only in one spot, the same spot. How does he know that the rest of the work is to code if he doesn't at least walk around the project. He also questioned how close the wall is to the property line. NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO ASK THAT QUESTION! BESIDES, I ALREADY WENT OVER THAT WITH YOU ON YOUR FIRST TRIP! I gave him another copy of the survey to comfort him. HE DUDE! THERE ARE MULTIPLE COPIES IN MY FILE. DID YOU THINK TO LOOK THERE? Anyway, he gave the approval to proceed.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

I HAVE A RETAINING WALL HNT!

I started this project a year ago and I finally have a retaining wall! WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!

Three days ago they started laying the cement blocks for the wall.Bring in the blocks! Pallet after pallet of cement blocks. They had to get more, so I figure 900, give or take a bunch.






Ya gotta have some on the other side of the house, don't you?








You also need cement and a cement mixer.








First you lay out the corner blocks. This took quite a while. If they aren't exactly right, the entire wall is off. I don't want the wall off a centimeter!

Don't worry, they got it right.









Lori, this is for you baby. I know how much you like man ass.
Yes, I took it just for you baby. ;-)



The second day they sent over four masons and four helpers. They managed to get up 3/4 of the wall. Grumpy here never stopped bitching the entire day, but you know what? That 60+ year old man can put out a lot of work.





MORE BLOCKS! WE NEED MORE BLOCKS!









As they built the wall, they filled the spaces in the blocks with cement. It's going to be almost a solid cement wall.








Things are really moving along by now.














As they put up the wall, they installed drains through the wall. We can't have rain water filling up the space between the pool wall and the retaining wall, now can we?

Of course not.

Besides, it's code.



Here's one of those little buggers. Isn't it cute sticking out there like that? ;-)








After most of the wall was built, the perforated drainage pipes started to be installed. First the aggregate (crushed rock) was laid next to the wall. It drains a hell of a lot better than dirt.






The drainage pipes were covered with plastic sleeve to keep the dirt out.








Then they were dropped next to the bottom of the wall.













Friday the building inspector comes. If he gives me the ok, (HE FUCKING BETTER!!!!!) we will move on to the next step.

FIRST, IT'S TIME TO TOAST MY WALL!

With you know what? A gin & tonic!!!!

If you look close, you can see I'm wearing a tee shirt the owner of Shells Only (the contractor) gave me. It's the least he could do for all the frigging money I'm giving him.


HAPPY RETAINING WALL HNT!!!!!!!



Saturday, May 16, 2009

OUTDOOR PROJECT UPDATE #4

A week ago last Tuesday, they finished building the forms for the retaining wall.

Hey! I just realized that was May 5th, the day I was discharged from the army, 39 years ago.

The town initially scheduled the inspector to come last Tuesday, but the regular inspector didn't feel he was qualified to inspect a retaining wall around a swimming pool, so he kicked the job upstairs to engineering. They scheduled an engineer to come Wednesday morning, but he went to the wrong house and went back to the office figuring I was a no show. I called town hall and spoke to him and explained his mistake, so he came Thursday morning. The cement company was busy on Friday, so came first thing this morning to pump the cement to the forms in my back yard. From set up to clean up took only 1 1/2 hours.

Monday they are suppose to brick up two of my basement windows and start the wall. Gene, the construction foreman for the company, wants to make the wall out of poured concrete like the footing, instead of concrete block they originally planned. He said making it out of poured cement will be more expensive, but that will save them a lot of labor and take less time. Lugging 800 concrete blocks to my back yard and mixing countless batches of cement to hold them will together is a lot of frigging work. He's going to talk to the owner. Either way, they will be back Monday.

Here's a couple of shots of the form pre-pour.













Here's the cement truck and the pump truck that pumped the cement.








The cement came down the shoot and into a large bin with the pump. The driver of the pump truck had a remote control that controlled the flow of cement. Pretty cool.







They laid out pipes all along the trench and slowly pumped it in while spreading it evenly.







Here some shots of the finished footing.
























They piled the dirt up against the windows again and I had them remove it. Last heavy rain flooded my basement. Gene is sending someone over next week to clean up the mess.