Happy Mother's Day

I searched high and low, far and wide for just the right video tribute for you all you mother's out there. So here it is, a MADtv Darlene MCBride - Mother's Day Special. Enjoy!

Happy Mother's Day

I searched high and low, far and wide for just the right video tribute for you all you mother's out there. So here it is, a MADtv Darlene MCBride - Mother's Day Special. Enjoy!

Man, this weekend is going blow!

Lori went up to Connecticut today to spend the weekend with her brother. She goes up there three times a year for very large antique fair in Brimfield, Massachusetts. For lack of a better word, it's a massive yard sale. It's three days of walking and walking and walking and walking. I went with her last year once, but I was worn out half way through the first day. This time I decided not to go.

Ya know what that means? It means I will be alone this weekend. :-( No snuggling and no breakfast in bed each morning. :-(

Guess I'll spend the weekend celebrating National Masturbation Month.....alone. :-(

Man, this weekend is going blow!

Lori went up to Connecticut today to spend the weekend with her brother. She goes up there three times a year for very large antique fair in Brimfield, Massachusetts. For lack of a better word, it's a massive yard sale. It's three days of walking and walking and walking and walking. I went with her last year once, but I was worn out half way through the first day. This time I decided not to go.

Ya know what that means? It means I will be alone this weekend. :-( No snuggling and no breakfast in bed each morning. :-(

Guess I'll spend the weekend celebrating National Masturbation Month.....alone. :-(

A Horn Dog & Her Camera - HNT

You'd have thought I'd have learned by now that when Lori is around, to pay attention where her and her camera is, or at least keep my my eyes open when I'm in a state of undress, right? But nooooooooooo................, not me.



Oh well. I suppose I do get some good HNT photos out of it, right?

Happy HNT Y'all!

A Horn Dog & Her Camera - HNT

You'd have thought I'd have learned by now that when Lori is around, to pay attention where her and her camera is, or at least keep my my eyes open when I'm in a state of undress, right? But nooooooooooo................, not me.



Oh well. I suppose I do get some good HNT photos out of it, right?

Happy HNT Y'all!

I is really busy right now,............

.....so ain't gotten time to rite a post about evrythang. I'll fill y'all in ASAP. In the means time, here's something to tyed y'all over. Happy possum hunting!


Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. Fat clothes.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

1. Other women!

I is really busy right now,............

.....so ain't gotten time to rite a post about evrythang. I'll fill y'all in ASAP. In the means time, here's something to tyed y'all over. Happy possum hunting!


Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. Fat clothes.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

1. Other women!

Happy Anniversary to Me!

Today is the 39th anniversary of the day our Uncle Sam drafted me into the good old United States Army. If your interested reading about that fateful day, and my little adventures in Vietnam, check out my Vietnam stories blog.

Happy Anniversary to Me!

Today is the 39th anniversary of the day our Uncle Sam drafted me into the good old United States Army. If your interested reading about that fateful day, and my little adventures in Vietnam, check out my Vietnam stories blog.

May is National Masturbation Month!

Eight years ago, San Francisco sex toy and education shop, Good Vibrations , declared May to be "Masturbation Month." I made a post about it once, but can’t find it now. I found something here, written in 1999, which explains the origin of Nation Masturbation Month.

To bring to bring attention to what it calls one of the most common and least talked-about human activities. "Most Americans masturbate and yet there continues to be a lot of shame and guilt around masturbation," Weide said. "We wanted to do something that would affirm masturbation as a central part of sexuality that is natural, that is healthy, that is positive. We thought that if Hallmark (a greeting cards firm) can create holidays, we can too," she added. As part of its celebration, the store voiced its support for Sherri Williams, lead plaintiff against the state of Alabama for its efforts to prevent the sale and distribution of sex toys. Williams is the owner of two Alabama sex toy shops. A U.S. Federal Court judge struck down the state ban on the sale of such products, but the state's attorney general filed an appeal last week.

How do like that girls? They are trying to ban sex toys! Now if that isn't a good enough reason to join in, then I don't know what is.

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I also learned that May 7th has been declared National Masturbation Day, so if you don't feel like celebrating every day this month, like I will be doing, at least mark your calendars and join the celebration for that one day.

To learn more about Masturbation Month and about masturbation in general, visit the Darklady Masturbate-a-Thon web site. While your there, check out the links section for some very interesting reading.

Now if you’ll please excuse me, it’s already the fourth and I’ve missed some of the celebrating. I have some catching up to do. ;-)

May is National Masturbation Month!

Eight years ago, San Francisco sex toy and education shop, Good Vibrations , declared May to be "Masturbation Month." I made a post about it once, but can’t find it now. I found something here, written in 1999, which explains the origin of Nation Masturbation Month.

To bring to bring attention to what it calls one of the most common and least talked-about human activities. "Most Americans masturbate and yet there continues to be a lot of shame and guilt around masturbation," Weide said. "We wanted to do something that would affirm masturbation as a central part of sexuality that is natural, that is healthy, that is positive. We thought that if Hallmark (a greeting cards firm) can create holidays, we can too," she added. As part of its celebration, the store voiced its support for Sherri Williams, lead plaintiff against the state of Alabama for its efforts to prevent the sale and distribution of sex toys. Williams is the owner of two Alabama sex toy shops. A U.S. Federal Court judge struck down the state ban on the sale of such products, but the state's attorney general filed an appeal last week.

How do like that girls? They are trying to ban sex toys! Now if that isn't a good enough reason to join in, then I don't know what is.

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I also learned that May 7th has been declared National Masturbation Day, so if you don't feel like celebrating every day this month, like I will be doing, at least mark your calendars and join the celebration for that one day.

To learn more about Masturbation Month and about masturbation in general, visit the Darklady Masturbate-a-Thon web site. While your there, check out the links section for some very interesting reading.

Now if you’ll please excuse me, it’s already the fourth and I’ve missed some of the celebrating. I have some catching up to do. ;-)

My Ancestors HNT

My great grandfather was from Glasgow, Scotland. I don't really know much more about him. I do know that his family name, Archibald, originated in 1066 though. The Archibald's were from the Clan MacPherson or something like that.

I remember my father's parents very well, they were always around, but we hardly ever saw my mom's parents, so I have very few memories of them. My mom's dad and grandfather were born in Scotland and her mom in Pennsylvania. She was Pennsylvania Dutch (Really German: Lime told me all about it one day). My mom said her mom's family can be traced back to the Mayflower. Don't know if it's true, but that's what she said. I don't have any memory of my mom's mother though.

The thing I remember most about my mom's father was that he had a glass eye. He got a piece of coal in his eye once, so they had to remove it. He would take the eye out to wash wash it and show it too me. I was about five, so that was very cool. He also ate raw onions like apples. Guess where I got my taste for them from.

My dad's father was from Poland and smoked cigars, so he always smelled like cigars. That's what I remember most about him. He would also give us kids $5.00 each when he visited, which then, was a lot of money, but my parents always took it from us. We were very poor, so they needed it to pay the bills or something I suppose.

My dad's mother always smelled like moth balls. Guess she kept them with her clothes. My grandma and my mom used to work together, as both were house wives, doing the cooking and cleaning when they visited. They talked and talked at length. That's how my mom learned she wasn't really Polish, but White Russian. I checked into it and found out that she was really from what today is known as Belarus, Russia. Seems that her father was a mayor of a town and when the 'red Russian' (communists) were taking over Russia, her dad sent her, her 10 brothers and sisters and their nanny to the USA to escape the slater. As far as she knows they were killed as they were aristocrats.

I could go on and on, but I guess that's enough for HNT. Happy HNT y'all!

My Ancestors HNT

My great grandfather was from Glasgow, Scotland. I don't really know much more about him. I do know that his family name, Archibald, originated in 1066 though. The Archibald's were from the Clan MacPherson or something like that.

I remember my father's parents very well, they were always around, but we hardly ever saw my mom's parents, so I have very few memories of them. My mom's dad and grandfather were born in Scotland and her mom in Pennsylvania. She was Pennsylvania Dutch (Really German: Lime told me all about it one day). My mom said her mom's family can be traced back to the Mayflower. Don't know if it's true, but that's what she said. I don't have any memory of my mom's mother though.

The thing I remember most about my mom's father was that he had a glass eye. He got a piece of coal in his eye once, so they had to remove it. He would take the eye out to wash wash it and show it too me. I was about five, so that was very cool. He also ate raw onions like apples. Guess where I got my taste for them from.

My dad's father was from Poland and smoked cigars, so he always smelled like cigars. That's what I remember most about him. He would also give us kids $5.00 each when he visited, which then, was a lot of money, but my parents always took it from us. We were very poor, so they needed it to pay the bills or something I suppose.

My dad's mother always smelled like moth balls. Guess she kept them with her clothes. My grandma and my mom used to work together, as both were house wives, doing the cooking and cleaning when they visited. They talked and talked at length. That's how my mom learned she wasn't really Polish, but White Russian. I checked into it and found out that she was really from what today is known as Belarus, Russia. Seems that her father was a mayor of a town and when the 'red Russian' (communists) were taking over Russia, her dad sent her, her 10 brothers and sisters and their nanny to the USA to escape the slater. As far as she knows they were killed as they were aristocrats.

I could go on and on, but I guess that's enough for HNT. Happy HNT y'all!

Nude smoker wins battle with landlord

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (UPI) -- A landlord in Sweden has lost a bid to evict a woman who reportedly annoyed her neighbors by sunbathing nude and smoking outside unclothed.

Tenants in the building in Dalarna in central Sweden also complained that the woman did not dispose of her trash properly and said she sexually assaulted two building workers, The Local reported.

The Regional Rent and Tenancy Tribunal ruled for the landlord in December. But the woman appealed.

The Svea Court of Appeal in Stockholm found recently that the woman was not a good neighbor, but that her behavior was not bad enough to justify eviction.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

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Editorial Comment: I don't get it. A chick roams around naked and even molests you and you complain! WTF is wrong with these people?

Nude smoker wins battle with landlord

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (UPI) -- A landlord in Sweden has lost a bid to evict a woman who reportedly annoyed her neighbors by sunbathing nude and smoking outside unclothed.

Tenants in the building in Dalarna in central Sweden also complained that the woman did not dispose of her trash properly and said she sexually assaulted two building workers, The Local reported.

The Regional Rent and Tenancy Tribunal ruled for the landlord in December. But the woman appealed.

The Svea Court of Appeal in Stockholm found recently that the woman was not a good neighbor, but that her behavior was not bad enough to justify eviction.

Copyright 2007 by United Press International

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Editorial Comment: I don't get it. A chick roams around naked and even molests you and you complain! WTF is wrong with these people?

So Like Yesterday Was My Son's Birthday

Like Brian turned 25. So like I asked him, like what he wanted for his birthday and he like says, that he like wants to have some work like done on his wheels. So like I asked him, like what did he need done. And he like says, a lot of stuff. Like a suspension and like brakes and like oh ya, like some 95 year old dude backed into my car at work, so like I need a new rear bumper. And dude, he was like really 95. So like did you get his info and shit? Like ya man, I know my shit. So I says like call the insurance company and rat this old guy out. Man, like he should pay for the repairs. So like Brian says that, like no way that will do any good. Like this guy drove a piece of shit set of wheels, so like what good would that do? I give up, like wtf are you gonna do with kids? Oh well, so I like say that he should call the Toyota dealer and make like an appointment for like his next day off to get some shit done to his wheels and then he says like dude, I don't want no stock suspension, like I want an adjustable one. So like I says, man, I ain't paying for that shit. So he says. Okay, I'll get the stock one then. Anyways, I can't wrap a suspension for a birthday present, so like I have to think of some kind of shit to get him to like open on his actual fucking birthday, right? So like the before yesterday, I go up to the 50% Off Card store and like get a card and like a bizillion Lotto scratch offs. They cost me like $58.00. Wooo, that's a lot of money dude! But he's my blood I think, right? So like I buy them and like gave them to hime yesterday with like his birthday card. So he like scratches off like the row of like numbers he has to match to like win some bread. Then like he scratches off the first box and like wins a fucking $100.00. Ya dude, I didn't like studder or nothing. Like clean out your ears man. So he like wins like a fucking $100.00. Like then he scratches off some more on that same card and like wins another fucking $100.00. WTF? So like he scratches off the rest of like that card and like gets wins more bread! Now I think I'm like having a flash back to my like bachelor party weekend, when I like got so fucking stoned I wanted to like die, but I didn't die. No man, I didn't die. So like the mofo won like $300.00 fucking dollars due on like that one fucking card. Now is that like cool or what? Like then he scratches off like all the silver shit on the rest of the cards and like wins another $10.00. Like this son dude won like $310.00 fucking dollars dudes and dudettes! Is that cool or what? Peace man, now don't boggie the dube man.

So Like Yesterday Was My Son's Birthday

Like Brian turned 25. So like I asked him, like what he wanted for his birthday and he like says, that he like wants to have some work like done on his wheels. So like I asked him, like what did he need done. And he like says, a lot of stuff. Like a suspension and like brakes and like oh ya, like some 95 year old dude backed into my car at work, so like I need a new rear bumper. And dude, he was like really 95. So like did you get his info and shit? Like ya man, I know my shit. So I says like call the insurance company and rat this old guy out. Man, like he should pay for the repairs. So like Brian says that, like no way that will do any good. Like this guy drove a piece of shit set of wheels, so like what good would that do? I give up, like wtf are you gonna do with kids? Oh well, so I like say that he should call the Toyota dealer and make like an appointment for like his next day off to get some shit done to his wheels and then he says like dude, I don't want no stock suspension, like I want an adjustable one. So like I says, man, I ain't paying for that shit. So he says. Okay, I'll get the stock one then. Anyways, I can't wrap a suspension for a birthday present, so like I have to think of some kind of shit to get him to like open on his actual fucking birthday, right? So like the before yesterday, I go up to the 50% Off Card store and like get a card and like a bizillion Lotto scratch offs. They cost me like $58.00. Wooo, that's a lot of money dude! But he's my blood I think, right? So like I buy them and like gave them to hime yesterday with like his birthday card. So he like scratches off like the row of like numbers he has to match to like win some bread. Then like he scratches off the first box and like wins a fucking $100.00. Ya dude, I didn't like studder or nothing. Like clean out your ears man. So he like wins like a fucking $100.00. Like then he scratches off some more on that same card and like wins another fucking $100.00. WTF? So like he scratches off the rest of like that card and like gets wins more bread! Now I think I'm like having a flash back to my like bachelor party weekend, when I like got so fucking stoned I wanted to like die, but I didn't die. No man, I didn't die. So like the mofo won like $300.00 fucking dollars due on like that one fucking card. Now is that like cool or what? Like then he scratches off like all the silver shit on the rest of the cards and like wins another $10.00. Like this son dude won like $310.00 fucking dollars dudes and dudettes! Is that cool or what? Peace man, now don't boggie the dube man.

Crotch Shots HNT

Knowing Lori as I do, I wasn't surprised when I came across these photos of me that she took out of the over 300 she took last weekend during our trip to Dallas for Os's birthday party weekend.

I know which photo I like best, but what about you?

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday partner!

Go wish the big guy a belated Happy Birthday and tell him I sent ya!

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If y'all missed the first few installments of the story about Lori and my trip to Dallas, start here and catch up. And come back for the next installment about our trip to the strip club. I promise you won't be disappointed.

Crotch Shots HNT

Knowing Lori as I do, I wasn't surprised when I came across these photos of me that she took out of the over 300 she took last weekend during our trip to Dallas for Os's birthday party weekend.

I know which photo I like best, but what about you?

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday partner!

Go wish the big guy a belated Happy Birthday and tell him I sent ya!

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If y'all missed the first few installments of the story about Lori and my trip to Dallas, start here and catch up. And come back for the next installment about our trip to the strip club. I promise you won't be disappointed.