Saturday, April 26, 2008

Masturbation Cuts Cancer Risk

I'm so excited. Australian researchers have come to the conclusion that men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation:

They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

I may live forever...

6 comments:

lime said...

has there been a corresponding study for women? i mean ok we don't have prostates but i wanna know about health benefits.

gab said...

Ok then! you go at it

Samantha Alice said...

Don's prostate must be SUPAH healthy, too.

And I'm a happy girl (and so is his OSO), so we ALL win.

Patti said...

Bwaaa haaaa now you are a nut Tony! Glad to hear you will be in good health a long long time!

jillie said...

LOL@samantha! Tony...you and Robert will probably live forever...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He would KILL me if he found out I said that....LMAO!!!!

thenocturnalwench said...

Yay!!! Things are looking UP.