OUTDOOR PROJECT UPDATE

As I mentioned in this HNT post, my deck is rotting away and so is the retaining wall around my pool. So before the retaining wall collapses or someone like me breaks a leg on a rotten board on the deck, I'm replacing the deck and retaining wall. The first step was to remove and/or trim back the bushes around the pool to gain access for replacing the retaining wall and access for the surveyor so he has a clear line of sight for his sighting instrument.

Here's some of the before pictures of my back and side yards.





Now the work starts.

I was going to have the tree trimmers clear everything out, but they couldn't come for two weeks. The contractor was going to do the rip out for the same price and would come right away, so I let him do it.

They trimmed back all of the small branches in the back and side yards and then pulled out the stumps.

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While they were at it, I decided to remove two trees next to my driveway that have seen better days.









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Then they loaded everything in a dumpster and hauled it away.








Now that all of the vegetation is gone, I got a good look at the retaining wall for the first time in years. I wasn't kidding when I said the wood was rotting. The entire bottom course of wood for the retaining wall has rotted away. I'm lucky it didn't collapse already.



The deck has several weak boards, so you have to watch your step so you don't fall through.



Then I called in a tree service to remove a large tree branch over hanging my pool and a 40 year old wild holly tree that is in the way of the footing for the retaining wall. The first thing the tree trimmers did was cut off that large branch.

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Then the holly tree came down.

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GONE! All that's left is a five feet high stump. They left it high like that so the bobcat has something to grab onto when they remove it. It's in the way of the retaining wall and has to be removed.











Then the branches were put in the wood chipper and the logs in the back of the truck.






Today the surveyors came and set the stakes for the property lines and the out line of the retaining wall.




This is how my outdoor project looks today.

Graduation HNT

Lately I've been cleaning out the old crap we've accumulated for the last 31 years living in this house. The last few days I've been going through the den, which is where we kept all the photos, souvenirs, tools, computer, old paper work, etc. Today I found tons of old photos, even more army paper work and my high school transcript.

I graduated high school a long, long time ago in 1966, forty-two frigging years ago. I wasn't exactly an A student, but more of a D student. Looking at the transcript I found, I discovered that I graduated with a 1.59 cum and finished 271st out of 370 in my senior class. I was surprised I'd finished so high in my class, because I was such a goof off. I can't believe there were 100 lazier people than me. Here's a copy of that transcript. Good grief, there sure are a lot of D's and F's.


Here's also a picture of me in my cap and gown, proving that I actually did graduate.

HAPPY GRADUATION HNT!

PS
You have to check out my last post, because Lori and I were very naughty.

Another naughty night

Last week Lori and I went out for the "all you can eat snow crab legs". The food was great as always. Just before we left, Lori went to the potty through the bar and when she came back, she told me that the barmaid was really cute, had great legs and I should check her out.

Don't ya wish you had a girlfriend a lot like mine..........

Lori and I have a deal that we point out hot chicks for eat other, so that was cool.

I paid the check and then we walked into the bar to check out the barmaid. Sure enough, she was cute, IMO, hot actually, and had great legs, so we decided to stay. Actually I told her I wanted to stay and she readily agreed.

We started to sit down at the bar when this girl warned us about some wet seats. It seems that condensation was dripping from the overhead AC vents and dripping on some of the bar stools. Lori sat next to the girl and I sat next to Lori. This was my suggestion, because I knew Lori would strike up a conversation with her.

BTW, she had perky boobs, which I can attest to later.

FYI: To make a long story even longer, I will continue. Stick around, because this story gets a whole lot better and very naughty.

As I predicted, Lori and the girl strike up a conversation. Of course I joined in and so did her boyfriend, the girls friend and her boyfriend. We all were getting along very well. The couple were playing Wii bowling with this other guy. Time passes and the other guy taps me on the shoulder, says my name and introduces himself. He was John from the tee ball team I coached when my son was five, 21 years ago. He told me his best memory was the day we took him and a bunch of Brian's friend over to Fire Island on my boat when they were nine. Needless to say, I was touched that he recognized me and that those times left him with fond memories.

FYI: Now the good part starts.

Everyone is drinking, laughing, playing Wii bowling and having a general good time.

It was the barmaids birthday, so she decorated the bar with Marti Gras beads, which of course, everyone was wearing. Then I got this great idea to remind everyone that to get the beads, you had to flash your boobs. I flashed mine to get things started and got some beads. The girl Lori was talking too flashed her sexy black bra, so I gave her some of my beads.

FYI: She had very nice tits. I'd say a D cups.

Lori asks the girl if she has any tattoos and she proceeds to show us all of them. I'm sure how many exactly, but there was the one on her boob, the tramp stamp which flashed a good portion of her butt cleavage, one one her back which brought her shirt down revealing nice stuff and best one very low on her abdomen and very nearly exposing her most naughty bit. Come to think of it, I think we did see a bit of it.

Sorry, no pictures of those. We were too busy checking her out.

Next thing I know she drops her jeans and flashes her ass.

No, that's not my hand, it's Lori's.

J/K

It's really the boyfriend's hand, but Lori and I wished it was our hands grabbing her ass.

Then she shows us how limber she is, sit on the floor and raises her feet up over her head.

Here's a video that Lori took that night. Actually she took most of the pictures, because I've learned that she can get away with taking naughty pictures of hot chicks, where as I might get my ass kicked by the boyfriends and husbands for being a perv.

Life is good!


Don't ya wish you had a girlfriend a lot like mine..........