Thursday, April 29, 2010

NEW TV HNT

I bought a new TV for my living room. It's a 52" Sharp Full HD 120Hz LED HDTV and she is AWESOME! The best part is that PC Richards gave me 24 months at 0% interest to pay it off.

No, on second thought, watching my favorite amateur porn star in near life size is. Behold, my dear real life friend in all her naked glory, Tara Tainton.


Do me a favor and stop by Tar's web site and say hi. Make sure you tell her I sent you.


HAPPY NEW TV HNT!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Can't wait for Summer HNT!


The hot tub, so many BBQs, skinny dipping & kissing my baby in the pool. Have you made your reservations for the First Annual Blogger Pool Party on August 7th?


Thursday, April 15, 2010

UN-HAPPY TAX DAY HNT!



Today, April 15th, is the worst day of the year for me. Especially this year, because I owe so much in income taxes. All of the money I used for my outdoor projects comes out of my IRAs, which of course, is taxable at the normal tax rate. Right now I feel like I've given the tax man everything, even the shirt off my back.


UN-HAPPY TAX DAY HNT!

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Today is also Os' birthday, so stop by and wish him, okay? If so inclined to give him a gift, I'm sure he would appreciate naughty pictures.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OS!



Thursday, April 08, 2010

SUMMER CANNOT GET HERE SOON ENOUGH HNT!

It was 84F here today and felt almost like summer. I said almost because..........

....... the pool isn't open.









I haven't BBQ'd yet, but I did clean the grill today so it's ready.









The waterfall isn't on yet. I really love the waterfall.










I'm not floating around in the pool with my gin & tonic and .........









........ watching the girls get naughty.

IS IT SUMMER YET HNT!

Speaking of summer. My "First Annual Blogger Hot Tub & Pool Party" is on August 7th. You have 3 months, 120 days to get your plane tickets and get your ass over here.

Os bought his tickets, how about you?



Sunday, April 04, 2010

It's been fun......

.... but I have to put some clothes on.

I've basically spent the last few days naked, except when I was out shopping, then back to naked. My son Brian went to Detroit with his girl friend Amy for a few days to watch a couple of Red Wings games. They left Thursday and are coming back today sometime.

Sadly, I have to wear something while I'm out of my bedroom.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Gormet Pizza HNT

Fridays is 'Pizza Night' at my place. I was tired of making the usual, so I made one I never made before, a "bacon, chicken & ranch" pizza. Here's how I did it.

Pre-bake a fresh whole wheat crust for 8-minutes at 450F. While the crust bakes, fry up one-pound of your favorite bacon, then crush it into something resembling bacon bits, yes, one-pound of bacon.

Next chop up an entire bunch of green onions, yes, an entire bunch.

What's the matter? You don't like onions & bacon?

Now the decision part.

You'll need some chicken. There are a bunch of options, but I chose to open a can of chicken and use that. You can bake a chicken and use some of that, or grill some chicken or even saute some diced chicken, but I took the lazy way out and used canned.

When the pizza crust is done baking and all the decisions are made, pour the ranch dressing on the crust. Use as much as you want, but not enough to make the crust soggy.

In my house that's 1/2 of the bottle of Ranch dressing.

Hey! I like ranch dressing.

Then dump on the rest of the ingredients; bacon, chicken, green onions and spread it out evenly.

Finally, dump on a 2-cup bag of your favorite shredded cheese, in this case, Monterey Jack cheese and spread it evenly.

Put the pie in the oven and bake it for about 6-8 minutes or until the cheese is evenly melted.

DON'T OVER BAKE IT, LESS YOU RUIN THE CHEESE.

Start watching it after 6 minutes or you may be sorry and ov er cook the cheese. Nothing worse than brown cheese on a pizza.

After all this, you have one of the best pizzas you'll ever eat.

Presenting my first
'Bacon, Chicken, Ranch Pizza'.



It was VERY GOOD and one of the best I've ever eaten.
Hey, everything is better with bacon?



HAPPY "DAMN, I'M A GOOD COOK" HNT!


PS

Come to my pool party on August 7th and you might be lucky enough to taste some of the tasty treats I have planned.

Os will there, so don't disappoint us by not showing up.