I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Os Birthday Weekend Day 1 - Part 1

Dallas was a ball and I survived! Everyone we met was so nice and so much fun. I have to say, I had more fun than I've had in years. But, there were also a few things that weren't so much fun.

Lori and I flew into Dallas Friday and eventually arrived at the hotel at about 5:00.




Thank goodness I had my GPS or I would still be wandering around searching for the hotel. I've never had so much trouble finding my way around any place I've ever been. Here's some of the roads what we tried to navigate.




We checked in at the hotel and were given the key cards for room 216. We took the elevator up to the room and I tried the card in the lock, but it doesn't work. This was not a good sign.









Lori waited by the room and I went back down to the front desk. I explain that the cards didn't work to the desk clerk, so he reprogrammed them. I took the elevator back up to the room and this time the door unlocked. I opened the door and started to walk in the room when I stopped dead in my tracks at the sight of a man laying on the bed watching TV. WTF!!!!???? He jumped off the bed obviously shocked at seeing Lori and I standing in the doorway. I explained I was assigned to this room and apologized for intruding.

While walking back to the elevator, Lori commented that too bad it wasn't a naked chick lying on the bed or people having sex.

We got back in the elevator and went back downstairs to the front desk and told the desk clerk what happened. He checked the computer and told us no one was supposed to be in the room and that no one has been in that room for days.

He then assigned us room 224. Fortunately, this time the key cards worked and no one was in the room.












I have so much more to tell you about our trip, but it will have to wait until I get caught up on some stuff.

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Os Birthday Weekend Day 1 - Part 1

Dallas was a ball and I survived! Everyone we met was so nice and so much fun. I have to say, I had more fun than I've had in years. But, there were also a few things that weren't so much fun.

Lori and I flew into Dallas Friday and eventually arrived at the hotel at about 5:00.




Thank goodness I had my GPS or I would still be wandering around searching for the hotel. I've never had so much trouble finding my way around any place I've ever been. Here's some of the roads what we tried to navigate.




We checked in at the hotel and were given the key cards for room 216. We took the elevator up to the room and I tried the card in the lock, but it doesn't work. This was not a good sign.









Lori waited by the room and I went back down to the front desk. I explain that the cards didn't work to the desk clerk, so he reprogrammed them. I took the elevator back up to the room and this time the door unlocked. I opened the door and started to walk in the room when I stopped dead in my tracks at the sight of a man laying on the bed watching TV. WTF!!!!???? He jumped off the bed obviously shocked at seeing Lori and I standing in the doorway. I explained I was assigned to this room and apologized for intruding.

While walking back to the elevator, Lori commented that too bad it wasn't a naked chick lying on the bed or people having sex.

We got back in the elevator and went back downstairs to the front desk and told the desk clerk what happened. He checked the computer and told us no one was supposed to be in the room and that no one has been in that room for days.

He then assigned us room 224. Fortunately, this time the key cards worked and no one was in the room.












I have so much more to tell you about our trip, but it will have to wait until I get caught up on some stuff.

DALLAS, TEXAS HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!

READ ABOUT THE FIRST STOP ON THE 2007 BTEXPRESS BLOGGER TOUR HERE.




My HNT is below!!!!!!!!!!

DALLAS, TEXAS HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!

READ ABOUT THE FIRST STOP ON THE 2007 BTEXPRESS BLOGGER TOUR HERE.




My HNT is below!!!!!!!!!!

LORI'S HIGHLIGHTS PART 1

I did the hair dresser thing this week. Lori wanted to add highlights to her hair and needed assistance doing it. So being the caring, loving, hot, sexy guy that I am, I helped her with it.

Oh, don't act all surprised. Remember last September when I painted Lori's toe nails? Well, I'm still just the same caring, loving, hot, sexy guy, so what would you expect?

Here's the before pictures.



The first step was tough, for me anyway. Lori put on this cap thingy that was in the box and then we had to pull her hair through the it. We used this thing that looked like a knitting needle. First, she did what she could see and I did the rest.


Yes, I'm naked in this shot if your wondering. It was first thing in the morning, so what do you expect?

Okay, that's done. What a fucking project that was?


Damn if she doesn't look cute. Don't ya just love the look? I love it!

Next step was to mix up the chemicals crap and put it on her hair. We got all the stuff together and then mixed it up.

DAMN, that crap was smelly! It made my eyes water. I'll never understand how someone can work in a beauty parlor and smell that shit all day.

FOR THE REST OF THE STORY AND TO SEE HOW LORI'S HAIR TURNED OUT, GO VISIT LORI'S BLOG.

Happy HNT y'all!

LORI'S HIGHLIGHTS PART 1

I did the hair dresser thing this week. Lori wanted to add highlights to her hair and needed assistance doing it. So being the caring, loving, hot, sexy guy that I am, I helped her with it.

Oh, don't act all surprised. Remember last September when I painted Lori's toe nails? Well, I'm still just the same caring, loving, hot, sexy guy, so what would you expect?

Here's the before pictures.



The first step was tough, for me anyway. Lori put on this cap thingy that was in the box and then we had to pull her hair through the it. We used this thing that looked like a knitting needle. First, she did what she could see and I did the rest.


Yes, I'm naked in this shot if your wondering. It was first thing in the morning, so what do you expect?

Okay, that's done. What a fucking project that was?


Damn if she doesn't look cute. Don't ya just love the look? I love it!

Next step was to mix up the chemicals crap and put it on her hair. We got all the stuff together and then mixed it up.

DAMN, that crap was smelly! It made my eyes water. I'll never understand how someone can work in a beauty parlor and smell that shit all day.

FOR THE REST OF THE STORY AND TO SEE HOW LORI'S HAIR TURNED OUT, GO VISIT LORI'S BLOG.

Happy HNT y'all!

Look Out Texas, Here We Come!

It's getting real close now, our trip to Texas that is. Lori and I are going to Texas this Friday for a much needed vacation. LMAO, I'm sure Lori could use a vacation, but who am I kidding? I'm retired so I'm on vacation everyday! I'll be sure to tell you guys all about our trip when we get back.

Look Out Texas, Here We Come!

It's getting real close now, our trip to Texas that is. Lori and I are going to Texas this Friday for a much needed vacation. LMAO, I'm sure Lori could use a vacation, but who am I kidding? I'm retired so I'm on vacation everyday! I'll be sure to tell you guys all about our trip when we get back.

Peeping Tom HNT

I forgot about HNT this week, so this evening I asked Lori to help me out with an idea. This is what she sent me via email.


I swear, I didn't even know she took this picture. The woman is almost a bigger horn dog than me. Guess that's one of the many reasons why I love her so much.

Happy HNT Y'all!

PS
I cropped the photo to keep this blog PG.

Peeping Tom HNT

I forgot about HNT this week, so this evening I asked Lori to help me out with an idea. This is what she sent me via email.


I swear, I didn't even know she took this picture. The woman is almost a bigger horn dog than me. Guess that's one of the many reasons why I love her so much.

Happy HNT Y'all!

PS
I cropped the photo to keep this blog PG.

Blog Hits Mystery Solved

On February 26th the average number of hits I get on my blog each day shot up dramatically. It used to average about 45 to 50 unique visitors a day and now it is up to over 100. Some days almost 150.

I had no idea why, until now. It's the horn dogs! They search the internet for sexy photos and the search engines direct them to my blog.

This photo of Terry Hatcher is one most searched for. She was one of my 'Seven Celebrity Crushes'.


Marg Helgenberger was also one of my 'Seven Celebrity Crushes'.


This photo was my favorite on the FlickrBooty web site. It reminded me of my 8th grade teacher. One day she showed the class where the run in her stocking was. I wrote that little story the next day.


I'm not sure where I used this photo of Christine Aguilera, but I keep getting hits from people looking for this photo of her.


Guess not everyone searching the internet is a horn dog. I used this smiley face in a post about Barbara's new hot Latin caregiver, Karina. She didn't speak much English, but sure was cute.


LOL..........I just checked StatCounter and two more horn dogs found my blog by looking for the photo of Terry Hatcher.

Blog Hits Mystery Solved

On February 26th the average number of hits I get on my blog each day shot up dramatically. It used to average about 45 to 50 unique visitors a day and now it is up to over 100. Some days almost 150.

I had no idea why, until now. It's the horn dogs! They search the internet for sexy photos and the search engines direct them to my blog.

This photo of Terry Hatcher is one most searched for. She was one of my 'Seven Celebrity Crushes'.


Marg Helgenberger was also one of my 'Seven Celebrity Crushes'.


This photo was my favorite on the FlickrBooty web site. It reminded me of my 8th grade teacher. One day she showed the class where the run in her stocking was. I wrote that little story the next day.


I'm not sure where I used this photo of Christine Aguilera, but I keep getting hits from people looking for this photo of her.


Guess not everyone searching the internet is a horn dog. I used this smiley face in a post about Barbara's new hot Latin caregiver, Karina. She didn't speak much English, but sure was cute.


LOL..........I just checked StatCounter and two more horn dogs found my blog by looking for the photo of Terry Hatcher.

Did you watch House last night?

During the show Dr House was looking at his lap top when his staff came into the room to speak to him. They said something and his response was something to the effect of, "Why isn't everyday Naked Thursday?"

Did anyone else pick up on that?

Looks like Os's Half-Nekkid Thursday is getting more popular than ever.

Did you watch House last night?

During the show Dr House was looking at his lap top when his staff came into the room to speak to him. They said something and his response was something to the effect of, "Why isn't everyday Naked Thursday?"

Did anyone else pick up on that?

Looks like Os's Half-Nekkid Thursday is getting more popular than ever.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................

Don't tell anyone, but I came across another link for movies. This is the second link I posted here. The last one doesn't work anymore, because it was probably busted by the movie police.

So don't tell anyone about it, K?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................

Don't tell anyone, but I came across another link for movies. This is the second link I posted here. The last one doesn't work anymore, because it was probably busted by the movie police.

So don't tell anyone about it, K?