Os' Birthday Weekend Day 1 - Part 4

MAN, THE PARTY AT SHUMPY'S WAS THE BEST PARTY I'VE EVER BEEN TO! HANDS DOWN, THE BEST EVER!!!!!!

Everyone I met in Dallas was so nice and friendly and more fun than a barrel of drunken monkeys. Thank you everyone for making this a party I will never forget!

Note: if you want read what brings us to this point, check out the first three posts here and here and here. I promise, you won't regret it!

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Around 2:30 AM, people started to leave Shumpy's a little at a time, couple by couple, some even sneaked out with saying good bye. :-(

Bragging Note: I have to pause here and let everyone know, that Lori and I were not the first to leave. Even though we were the oldest ones there, me a young 58 and her a younger 52, we stayed to the very end and would have hung around longer if the kids's hadn't pooped out! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soon there were just a few of us were left, so the clean up began. Lori helped a lot and even washed the dishes. I didn't do shit I know Shumpy really appreciated the place being cleaned up and not left to him to do.

I set my GPS for the hotel and slowly drove off wishing that this night had never ended. Lori soon feel asleep, but that was okay, she was worn out from all the drinking and the CENSORED and the CENSORED. I can't forget the CENSORED. Who's kidding who? I'll never for get that!

We got back to the hotel about 4:00 AM and went up to the room to get some much needed rest.

Then guess what happened? Go ahead and guess..
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No, there wasn't anyone lying on the bed. Guess again. I'll wait.
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Yep, you guessed it. The fucking room keys didn't work! It was 4 a-mother-fucking o'clock in the morning and we were locked out of the fucking room!

We went back down stairs to the lobby to see if we could find anyone from the hotel. The front desk was closed with a sliding screen. I got on the phone and dialed 'O'. We could hear the phone ringing unanswered behind the screen.

Now what do we do? Sleep in the hall? I suppose if we really got stuck, Tara or Os would have let us crash in their room for the night, but that wasn't necessary as someone from the hotel came in from the parking lot. My guess is that either he was sleeping in his car or doing the nasty with some one.

He opened the office and checked to verify who we were and what room we were in. I told him room 224. He checked the records, but told us that we were in the wrong room. We were assigned to room 218.

Now it all made sense! We were given the wrong room when we checked in. The desk clerk gave us room 216 instead of 218! No wonder there was a guy laying on the bed when we walked in to 216! What a bunch of assholes!

The guy reprogrammed our key cards for 224 and fixed the records. We went back up the room and this time the keys cards worked. I opened the door and Lori rushed in. She stripped off her clothes and was in bed before I finished peeing. Guess she really was beat from all the drinking and the CENSORED and the CENSORED. I can't forget the CENSORED.

Lori was asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow. I got undressed and joined her and was soon fast asleep myself. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................................

Os' Birthday Weekend Day 1 - Part 4

MAN, THE PARTY AT SHUMPY'S WAS THE BEST PARTY I'VE EVER BEEN TO! HANDS DOWN, THE BEST EVER!!!!!!

Everyone I met in Dallas was so nice and friendly and more fun than a barrel of drunken monkeys. Thank you everyone for making this a party I will never forget!

Note: if you want read what brings us to this point, check out the first three posts here and here and here. I promise, you won't regret it!

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Around 2:30 AM, people started to leave Shumpy's a little at a time, couple by couple, some even sneaked out with saying good bye. :-(

Bragging Note: I have to pause here and let everyone know, that Lori and I were not the first to leave. Even though we were the oldest ones there, me a young 58 and her a younger 52, we stayed to the very end and would have hung around longer if the kids's hadn't pooped out! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soon there were just a few of us were left, so the clean up began. Lori helped a lot and even washed the dishes. I didn't do shit I know Shumpy really appreciated the place being cleaned up and not left to him to do.

I set my GPS for the hotel and slowly drove off wishing that this night had never ended. Lori soon feel asleep, but that was okay, she was worn out from all the drinking and the CENSORED and the CENSORED. I can't forget the CENSORED. Who's kidding who? I'll never for get that!

We got back to the hotel about 4:00 AM and went up to the room to get some much needed rest.

Then guess what happened? Go ahead and guess..
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.
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.
.
.
No, there wasn't anyone lying on the bed. Guess again. I'll wait.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yep, you guessed it. The fucking room keys didn't work! It was 4 a-mother-fucking o'clock in the morning and we were locked out of the fucking room!

We went back down stairs to the lobby to see if we could find anyone from the hotel. The front desk was closed with a sliding screen. I got on the phone and dialed 'O'. We could hear the phone ringing unanswered behind the screen.

Now what do we do? Sleep in the hall? I suppose if we really got stuck, Tara or Os would have let us crash in their room for the night, but that wasn't necessary as someone from the hotel came in from the parking lot. My guess is that either he was sleeping in his car or doing the nasty with some one.

He opened the office and checked to verify who we were and what room we were in. I told him room 224. He checked the records, but told us that we were in the wrong room. We were assigned to room 218.

Now it all made sense! We were given the wrong room when we checked in. The desk clerk gave us room 216 instead of 218! No wonder there was a guy laying on the bed when we walked in to 216! What a bunch of assholes!

The guy reprogrammed our key cards for 224 and fixed the records. We went back up the room and this time the keys cards worked. I opened the door and Lori rushed in. She stripped off her clothes and was in bed before I finished peeing. Guess she really was beat from all the drinking and the CENSORED and the CENSORED. I can't forget the CENSORED.

Lori was asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow. I got undressed and joined her and was soon fast asleep myself. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................................

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Os Birthday Weekend Day 1 - Part 1

Dallas was a ball and I survived! Everyone we met was so nice and so much fun. I have to say, I had more fun than I've had in years. But, there were also a few things that weren't so much fun.

Lori and I flew into Dallas Friday and eventually arrived at the hotel at about 5:00.




Thank goodness I had my GPS or I would still be wandering around searching for the hotel. I've never had so much trouble finding my way around any place I've ever been. Here's some of the roads what we tried to navigate.




We checked in at the hotel and were given the key cards for room 216. We took the elevator up to the room and I tried the card in the lock, but it doesn't work. This was not a good sign.









Lori waited by the room and I went back down to the front desk. I explain that the cards didn't work to the desk clerk, so he reprogrammed them. I took the elevator back up to the room and this time the door unlocked. I opened the door and started to walk in the room when I stopped dead in my tracks at the sight of a man laying on the bed watching TV. WTF!!!!???? He jumped off the bed obviously shocked at seeing Lori and I standing in the doorway. I explained I was assigned to this room and apologized for intruding.

While walking back to the elevator, Lori commented that too bad it wasn't a naked chick lying on the bed or people having sex.

We got back in the elevator and went back downstairs to the front desk and told the desk clerk what happened. He checked the computer and told us no one was supposed to be in the room and that no one has been in that room for days.

He then assigned us room 224. Fortunately, this time the key cards worked and no one was in the room.












I have so much more to tell you about our trip, but it will have to wait until I get caught up on some stuff.

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Os Birthday Weekend Day 1 - Part 1

Dallas was a ball and I survived! Everyone we met was so nice and so much fun. I have to say, I had more fun than I've had in years. But, there were also a few things that weren't so much fun.

Lori and I flew into Dallas Friday and eventually arrived at the hotel at about 5:00.




Thank goodness I had my GPS or I would still be wandering around searching for the hotel. I've never had so much trouble finding my way around any place I've ever been. Here's some of the roads what we tried to navigate.




We checked in at the hotel and were given the key cards for room 216. We took the elevator up to the room and I tried the card in the lock, but it doesn't work. This was not a good sign.









Lori waited by the room and I went back down to the front desk. I explain that the cards didn't work to the desk clerk, so he reprogrammed them. I took the elevator back up to the room and this time the door unlocked. I opened the door and started to walk in the room when I stopped dead in my tracks at the sight of a man laying on the bed watching TV. WTF!!!!???? He jumped off the bed obviously shocked at seeing Lori and I standing in the doorway. I explained I was assigned to this room and apologized for intruding.

While walking back to the elevator, Lori commented that too bad it wasn't a naked chick lying on the bed or people having sex.

We got back in the elevator and went back downstairs to the front desk and told the desk clerk what happened. He checked the computer and told us no one was supposed to be in the room and that no one has been in that room for days.

He then assigned us room 224. Fortunately, this time the key cards worked and no one was in the room.












I have so much more to tell you about our trip, but it will have to wait until I get caught up on some stuff.