How was your weekend?

Ours was good. But before I get to that, I have something to tell you about.

I just got a new add-on for Firefox that I just LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!!! It called Mouse Gestures. I don't have any idea all of the things it can do, but I do know that I can open a link in a new tab by holding down the right button on my mouse and moving the mouse up quickly. Then when I release the button, the link opens in a new tab. It sure makes opening those porn links on the web site home page a breeze. No more right click and then clicking the open link in new tab. Just hold down the button and move the mouse up. Did I tell you I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it?

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We had a good weekend. Friday I took Lori for crab legs. They are her new favorite thing to eat. No, make that second favorite. Use your imagination and you'll figure out what's her first favorite thing. ;-) Hint: She had that after we got home. Hehehehe....... After dinner we stopped by the VFW hall for a drink. $2.00 drinks rule!

Saturday we went up to the local apple festival. We were going to help out at the booth the VFW sets up, but they had enough help. They sell hot dogs, soda and pop corn as a way to raise money. So we decided to walk around and buy a few goodies. I made three-bean chili for dinner. I used buffalo chopped meat of course. There's so little fat in the meat, that when you brown it, there's nothing to pour off. TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT, I promise! I also made some steamed corn on the cob. I used Birds Eye Steam Fresh. I highly recommend any of the Steam Fresh veggies. Almost as good as fresh if you don't over cook it. Use the minimum time on the bag. TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT, I promise that too.

Sunday we just sat around in bed naked with our laptops until about 2:00. Of course we snuggled first. I can't start my day when Lori's around, or end it for that matter, without a good snuggle. My son only works until 2:00 on Sundays, so we had to get all shit, showered and shaved before he got home at 3:00. Bastard didn't get home until 10:00 pm! He went to Cheryl's and then to some friend's place. If I knew that, we could have had an entire day with the Nudest Rules in effect. I cooked stuffed salmon with vegetable rice for dinner. I bought stuffed salmon from the Stop & Shop and sprinkled Emeral's fish rub on it. I also made brown rice in vegetable broth with marjoram, dried basil and ground cumin and then added steamed vegetables to it. Only one word for it, YUMMY! We ate popcorn for desert later while we were watching TV.

All in all, a very nice weekend with my baby. :-D

How was your weekend?

Ours was good. But before I get to that, I have something to tell you about.

I just got a new add-on for Firefox that I just LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!!! It called Mouse Gestures. I don't have any idea all of the things it can do, but I do know that I can open a link in a new tab by holding down the right button on my mouse and moving the mouse up quickly. Then when I release the button, the link opens in a new tab. It sure makes opening those porn links on the web site home page a breeze. No more right click and then clicking the open link in new tab. Just hold down the button and move the mouse up. Did I tell you I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We had a good weekend. Friday I took Lori for crab legs. They are her new favorite thing to eat. No, make that second favorite. Use your imagination and you'll figure out what's her first favorite thing. ;-) Hint: She had that after we got home. Hehehehe....... After dinner we stopped by the VFW hall for a drink. $2.00 drinks rule!

Saturday we went up to the local apple festival. We were going to help out at the booth the VFW sets up, but they had enough help. They sell hot dogs, soda and pop corn as a way to raise money. So we decided to walk around and buy a few goodies. I made three-bean chili for dinner. I used buffalo chopped meat of course. There's so little fat in the meat, that when you brown it, there's nothing to pour off. TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT, I promise! I also made some steamed corn on the cob. I used Birds Eye Steam Fresh. I highly recommend any of the Steam Fresh veggies. Almost as good as fresh if you don't over cook it. Use the minimum time on the bag. TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT, I promise that too.

Sunday we just sat around in bed naked with our laptops until about 2:00. Of course we snuggled first. I can't start my day when Lori's around, or end it for that matter, without a good snuggle. My son only works until 2:00 on Sundays, so we had to get all shit, showered and shaved before he got home at 3:00. Bastard didn't get home until 10:00 pm! He went to Cheryl's and then to some friend's place. If I knew that, we could have had an entire day with the Nudest Rules in effect. I cooked stuffed salmon with vegetable rice for dinner. I bought stuffed salmon from the Stop & Shop and sprinkled Emeral's fish rub on it. I also made brown rice in vegetable broth with marjoram, dried basil and ground cumin and then added steamed vegetables to it. Only one word for it, YUMMY! We ate popcorn for desert later while we were watching TV.

All in all, a very nice weekend with my baby. :-D

Cooking Lesson # 18

Like I mentioned in this post, I cooked A LOT a couple of weekends ago for my baby.I had a few requests for recipes, so not being one to intentially avoid giving my friends what they want, FYI: I'll do it A LOT faster for boobie pics here are links to the recipes.

Lori was in the mood for salmon, so on Friday I made a recipe she found, "Fennel-Crusted Salmon on White Beans". Lori said this looked and tasted like a fancy gourmet meal you'd buy in a fancy restaurant.

Saturday she wanted me to make "Inside Out Cheese Burgers". These are stuffed with Cheddar and Gruyeres cheese. I also used buffalo meat instead of regular beef. That's lower in fat and better for you. I've been cooking with buffalo chopped meat for several years and no one has ever been able to tell the difference between that and regular beef chopped meat. So try it if you can find it near you.

Sunday Lori wanted to try catfish ever since I told her it was very tasty and not fishy tasting like the scrod I made a couple of weeks before. I made "Catfish Roasted with Sesame Seeds, Basil, Garlic and Spinach". We also had left over white beans and fennel from the salmon with the catfish I made on Friday.

If you try any, let me know how it was send me a boobie pic along with your comment, K? I'll be your BFF if you do.

Have a great weekend and I hope you get lucky. ;-)

Cooking Lesson # 18

Like I mentioned in this post, I cooked A LOT a couple of weekends ago for my baby.I had a few requests for recipes, so not being one to intentially avoid giving my friends what they want, FYI: I'll do it A LOT faster for boobie pics here are links to the recipes.

Lori was in the mood for salmon, so on Friday I made a recipe she found, "Fennel-Crusted Salmon on White Beans". Lori said this looked and tasted like a fancy gourmet meal you'd buy in a fancy restaurant.

Saturday she wanted me to make "Inside Out Cheese Burgers". These are stuffed with Cheddar and Gruyeres cheese. I also used buffalo meat instead of regular beef. That's lower in fat and better for you. I've been cooking with buffalo chopped meat for several years and no one has ever been able to tell the difference between that and regular beef chopped meat. So try it if you can find it near you.

Sunday Lori wanted to try catfish ever since I told her it was very tasty and not fishy tasting like the scrod I made a couple of weeks before. I made "Catfish Roasted with Sesame Seeds, Basil, Garlic and Spinach". We also had left over white beans and fennel from the salmon with the catfish I made on Friday.

If you try any, let me know how it was send me a boobie pic along with your comment, K? I'll be your BFF if you do.

Have a great weekend and I hope you get lucky. ;-)

Bed Head HNT!

You know what's better than being woke up by a camera flash in your face because Lori thought my bed head mohawk looked cute.


Being woke up with a blow job would have been a whole lot better. Then I wouldn't care how many pictures she took.

HAPPY HNT Y'ALL!

Bed Head HNT!

You know what's better than being woke up by a camera flash in your face because Lori thought my bed head mohawk looked cute.


Being woke up with a blow job would have been a whole lot better. Then I wouldn't care how many pictures she took.

HAPPY HNT Y'ALL!

Tonight Show Photo Booth at the LA County Fair

I about pissed myself watching this one. I especially loved the last part!

Tonight Show Photo Booth at the LA County Fair

I about pissed myself watching this one. I especially loved the last part!

Tag, I'm it!

The fair Lady Roxanne tagged me. She commanded that I take a snapshot of my desktop then post it. I am one to do what women tell me to do, so here's a snapshot of my desktop.

I know you might have been expecting something more naughty as my desktop image, but even this horn dog has a gentle side.

I'm tagging everyone, so get to work.

Tag, I'm it!

The fair Lady Roxanne tagged me. She commanded that I take a snapshot of my desktop then post it. I am one to do what women tell me to do, so here's a snapshot of my desktop.

I know you might have been expecting something more naughty as my desktop image, but even this horn dog has a gentle side.

I'm tagging everyone, so get to work.

I nearly had a heart attack!

I wake up this morning, check my email, start restoring Lori's laptop then check my investment account to see how it's doing. WHEN PANIC SET IN! It seems that 65% of my investments disappeared. I know it all was there last Thursday! WTF!!!!!!!!

That money is what I retired on and I sure the heck DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT want to have to go back to work! I'm too used to bumming around all day and doing pretty much nothing.

So I tell myself, "Self, don't panic. I'm sure there MUST be BETTER BE! a logical explanation, right? So I send off an email to my financial adviser Steve. Then left for the store. I was out of gin and that just will not do!

Subject: Somethings Not Right!
Steve,
I just checked my accounts on line and there seems to about $XXX not showing. What's up?
Tony

When I got home about 1/2 hour later, I checked my email and he replied.

Tony,
We started the new advisory account on Friday which is not yet linked to your other accounts.  I will have that linked Monday.  It may not take effect though until Wednesday.

To review we left the securities that were not permitted in Advisory in your old IRA account, which is approx $XXX.  The other $XXX is in the new Advisory account.
Steve

Oh yea! Now I remember! Last week he told me some rules had changed and he had to open another IRA for me, so he move the money. My on line accounts just weren't linked to it yet.

Silly me!

I knew there must be better be a logical explanation.

FYI, my potential heart attack didn't happen and I don't have to go back to work and I can still be a bum.

I nearly had a heart attack!

I wake up this morning, check my email, start restoring Lori's laptop then check my investment account to see how it's doing. WHEN PANIC SET IN! It seems that 65% of my investments disappeared. I know it all was there last Thursday! WTF!!!!!!!!

That money is what I retired on and I sure the heck DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT want to have to go back to work! I'm too used to bumming around all day and doing pretty much nothing.

So I tell myself, "Self, don't panic. I'm sure there MUST be BETTER BE! a logical explanation, right? So I send off an email to my financial adviser Steve. Then left for the store. I was out of gin and that just will not do!

Subject: Somethings Not Right!
Steve,
I just checked my accounts on line and there seems to about $XXX not showing. What's up?
Tony

When I got home about 1/2 hour later, I checked my email and he replied.

Tony,
We started the new advisory account on Friday which is not yet linked to your other accounts.  I will have that linked Monday.  It may not take effect though until Wednesday.

To review we left the securities that were not permitted in Advisory in your old IRA account, which is approx $XXX.  The other $XXX is in the new Advisory account.
Steve

Oh yea! Now I remember! Last week he told me some rules had changed and he had to open another IRA for me, so he move the money. My on line accounts just weren't linked to it yet.

Silly me!

I knew there must be better be a logical explanation.

FYI, my potential heart attack didn't happen and I don't have to go back to work and I can still be a bum.

The best anti war message I've seen!

Whether you agree with the message or not, you have to admit it's is a good one.

Have a great weekend y'all!

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The best anti war message I've seen!

Whether you agree with the message or not, you have to admit it's is a good one.

Have a great weekend y'all!

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My New Bed HNT

Does anyone (and I mean chicks!) want to join me on my King Size Sealy Posturepedic TrueForm 9-Series Viscoelastic Mattress that gently cradles you in individualized comfort and support, so you'll sleep better and feel better and is the only memory foam mattress backed by the #1 selling brand in the bedding industry?

So come on and explore my TrueForm™ by Sealy Posturepedic® with me!

Lori is available for threesomes at no additional cost!

The phone lines are now open!

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

Click on her boobs to find out how you too can join in all the HNT fun!

My New Bed HNT

Does anyone (and I mean chicks!) want to join me on my King Size Sealy Posturepedic TrueForm 9-Series Viscoelastic Mattress that gently cradles you in individualized comfort and support, so you'll sleep better and feel better and is the only memory foam mattress backed by the #1 selling brand in the bedding industry?

So come on and explore my TrueForm™ by Sealy Posturepedic® with me!

Lori is available for threesomes at no additional cost!

The phone lines are now open!

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

Click on her boobs to find out how you too can join in all the HNT fun!

Drinkology Lesson # 42

Last weekend I cooked things Lori requested for dinner. I made salmon on Friday, Inside Out Cheese burgers on Saturday and catfish on Sunday. I'd never made any of these before, but I've become quite the cook, so am not afraid to try anything. I'm not afraid to anything in "other" areas either, if you get my drift. ;-)

I was going to give you a cooking lesson for the catfish recipe I prepared, but I decided I'd start by giving you the recipe for the critical first step when I prepare any dinner. That making one of BTExpress' World Famous Gin and Tonics. Okay, maybe it's not world famous YET, but Lori and I like it.

If you don't want one of BTExpress' World Famous Gin and Tonics screw you then!, feel free to modify the recipe, but like I've said before screw you!, don't blame me if the dinner doesn't come out right.

1. Fill a large glass with ice. Don't fill it all the way because you need to leave a lot of room for the gin.














2. Select a bottle of your favorite gin. Mine is Burnett's Distilled London Dry Gin.

"spice, clove, honey, lemon top note"
"pine needle, maple, anise on finish"
"straight up with lemon twist or with tonic"
"full bodied, good texture, long smooth finish with anise"
Sante
The Magazine for Restaurant Professionals
June 2002

Now you see why I prefer Burnett's!





3. Gently pour the gin to the level you can handle depending on how much practice drinking you've had. Pour slowly as not to bruise it.
















4. Select your favorite tonic. My choice is Schweppes Tonic. Schweppes Diet tonic to be precise. It has that "certain fizz" according to Schweppes International.

You save 90 calories a glass if you use Schweppes Diet Tonic verses regular Schweppes Tonic and when your pounding them down, that is a lot of calories!








5. Gently, ever so gently, start pouring the tonic over the ice for precisely 3.2 second THEN STOP! The tonic bubbles profusely when it hits fresh ice and you don't want the glass to over flow, now do you?

When the excess release of carbon dioxide ceases, continue pouring the tonic to approximately 3/16 of an inch from the top of the glass.

More like 1/2 or 3/4 of an inch if you've had a few already.




6. Now you MUST top it off with some lime juice and not just any lime juice either. Use Finest Call Premium Lime Juice. You may use Rose's Lime Juice or the juice of real limes if you prefer, but I prefer to use Finest Call Premium Lime Juice, because cutting and squeezing real limes just slow me down when I'm thirsty.








7. Now, gently, ever so gently pour the Finest Call Premium Lime Juice to taste.

If you like a lot of lime taste, pour heavily, if not, then just a smidgen.














8. Now for a toast to my sexy photographer, Lori.

















9. Finally time for a sip!















MAN, THAT HITS THE SPOT!

Now you go make a bunch BTExpress' World Famous Gin and Tonics, get wasted, get laid if you can find anyone to screw a drunk and then let me know how they taste.

If you are a chick and have any trouble making one, let me know, I make house calls. ;-)

PS
The details on what I cooked last weekend will follow soon.

Drinkology Lesson # 42

Last weekend I cooked things Lori requested for dinner. I made salmon on Friday, Inside Out Cheese burgers on Saturday and catfish on Sunday. I'd never made any of these before, but I've become quite the cook, so am not afraid to try anything. I'm not afraid to anything in "other" areas either, if you get my drift. ;-)

I was going to give you a cooking lesson for the catfish recipe I prepared, but I decided I'd start by giving you the recipe for the critical first step when I prepare any dinner. That making one of BTExpress' World Famous Gin and Tonics. Okay, maybe it's not world famous YET, but Lori and I like it.

If you don't want one of BTExpress' World Famous Gin and Tonics screw you then!, feel free to modify the recipe, but like I've said before screw you!, don't blame me if the dinner doesn't come out right.

1. Fill a large glass with ice. Don't fill it all the way because you need to leave a lot of room for the gin.














2. Select a bottle of your favorite gin. Mine is Burnett's Distilled London Dry Gin.

"spice, clove, honey, lemon top note"
"pine needle, maple, anise on finish"
"straight up with lemon twist or with tonic"
"full bodied, good texture, long smooth finish with anise"
Sante
The Magazine for Restaurant Professionals
June 2002

Now you see why I prefer Burnett's!





3. Gently pour the gin to the level you can handle depending on how much practice drinking you've had. Pour slowly as not to bruise it.
















4. Select your favorite tonic. My choice is Schweppes Tonic. Schweppes Diet tonic to be precise. It has that "certain fizz" according to Schweppes International.

You save 90 calories a glass if you use Schweppes Diet Tonic verses regular Schweppes Tonic and when your pounding them down, that is a lot of calories!








5. Gently, ever so gently, start pouring the tonic over the ice for precisely 3.2 second THEN STOP! The tonic bubbles profusely when it hits fresh ice and you don't want the glass to over flow, now do you?

When the excess release of carbon dioxide ceases, continue pouring the tonic to approximately 3/16 of an inch from the top of the glass.

More like 1/2 or 3/4 of an inch if you've had a few already.




6. Now you MUST top it off with some lime juice and not just any lime juice either. Use Finest Call Premium Lime Juice. You may use Rose's Lime Juice or the juice of real limes if you prefer, but I prefer to use Finest Call Premium Lime Juice, because cutting and squeezing real limes just slow me down when I'm thirsty.








7. Now, gently, ever so gently pour the Finest Call Premium Lime Juice to taste.

If you like a lot of lime taste, pour heavily, if not, then just a smidgen.














8. Now for a toast to my sexy photographer, Lori.

















9. Finally time for a sip!















MAN, THAT HITS THE SPOT!

Now you go make a bunch BTExpress' World Famous Gin and Tonics, get wasted, get laid if you can find anyone to screw a drunk and then let me know how they taste.

If you are a chick and have any trouble making one, let me know, I make house calls. ;-)

PS
The details on what I cooked last weekend will follow soon.

I received an email from Linky & Dinky today. It contained a link to a song by James McMurtry named 'We Can't Make It Here Anymore'. It's over 7 minutes long, but once I started listening, I had to listen to it until the end.



Disclaimer: I'm not posting this video as a critique on the war in Iraq. Personally, I was never for going to war there, but I'm also not in favor of abandoning Iraq in one fell swoop either. But that's not my point of posting this. I'm posting it to try and get you all to think about what you just saw and the effect of what you just saw on each and everyone one of us, simple as that. It sure has me thinking.

I received an email from Linky & Dinky today. It contained a link to a song by James McMurtry named 'We Can't Make It Here Anymore'. It's over 7 minutes long, but once I started listening, I had to listen to it until the end.



Disclaimer: I'm not posting this video as a critique on the war in Iraq. Personally, I was never for going to war there, but I'm also not in favor of abandoning Iraq in one fell swoop either. But that's not my point of posting this. I'm posting it to try and get you all to think about what you just saw and the effect of what you just saw on each and everyone one of us, simple as that. It sure has me thinking.

THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG!

I have a riddle for you courtesy of my 80 year old step mom. Be patient and read the entire thing. K?

THE
FUNCTIONING
OF
WHICH
IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
IS
USUALLY
FOUND
HUNG,
DANGLING
READY
LOOSELY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
IT
BOASTS
OF
A
CLUMP
OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE
END
AND
SMALL
HOLE
AT
THE
OTHER.
IN
USE,
IT
IS
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES
SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO
A
WARM,
FLESHY,
MOIST
OPENING
WHERE
IT
IS
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND
AGAIN
MANY
TIMES
IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED
BY
SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING
IN
WILL
MOST
SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND,
RESULTING
FROM
THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN
FINALLY
WITHDRAWN,
IT
LEAVES
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE
STICKY
SUBSTANCE,
SOME
OF
WHICH
WILL
NEED
CLEANING
FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES
OF
THE
OPENING
AND
SOME
OF
FROM
ITS
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT.
AFTER
EVERYTHING
IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS
HAVE
CEASED
EMANATING,
IT
IS
RETURNED
TO
ITS
FREELY
HANGING
STATE
OF
REST,
READY
YET
FOR
ANOTHER
BIT
OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY
REACHING
ITS
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES
A
DAY,
BUT
OFTEN
MUCH
LESS.

WHAT AM I?

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,

THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN...

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> >

> >>>> > > > > >

TOOTH BRUSH...

what were you thinking?

You PERVERT!

HA HA HA HA HAAA HAAA

I have to admit that when I read this, I thought the answer was........ well, you know what I thought it was, because you were thinking the same thing, right?

THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG!

I have a riddle for you courtesy of my 80 year old step mom. Be patient and read the entire thing. K?

THE
FUNCTIONING
OF
WHICH
IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
IS
USUALLY
FOUND
HUNG,
DANGLING
READY
LOOSELY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
IT
BOASTS
OF
A
CLUMP
OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE
END
AND
SMALL
HOLE
AT
THE
OTHER.
IN
USE,
IT
IS
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES
SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO
A
WARM,
FLESHY,
MOIST
OPENING
WHERE
IT
IS
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND
AGAIN
MANY
TIMES
IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED
BY
SQUIRMING
BODILY
MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING
IN
WILL
MOST
SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND,
RESULTING
FROM
THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN
FINALLY
WITHDRAWN,
IT
LEAVES
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE
STICKY
SUBSTANCE,
SOME
OF
WHICH
WILL
NEED
CLEANING
FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES
OF
THE
OPENING
AND
SOME
OF
FROM
ITS
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT.
AFTER
EVERYTHING
IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS
HAVE
CEASED
EMANATING,
IT
IS
RETURNED
TO
ITS
FREELY
HANGING
STATE
OF
REST,
READY
YET
FOR
ANOTHER
BIT
OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY
REACHING
ITS
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES
A
DAY,
BUT
OFTEN
MUCH
LESS.

WHAT AM I?

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,

THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN...

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> >

> >>>> > > > > >

TOOTH BRUSH...

what were you thinking?

You PERVERT!

HA HA HA HA HAAA HAAA

I have to admit that when I read this, I thought the answer was........ well, you know what I thought it was, because you were thinking the same thing, right?