Compelling Explanation
Lame: Jonathan Powell, 17, was convicted in April of sexually assaulting a college student in Iowa City, Iowa, after his DNA was found in several places on her body. Powell explained the DNA by claiming that he had merely bumped into the woman accidentally while jogging and had become so "entangled" with her that he was unable to free himself for about "45 minutes." [Des Moines Register, 5-1-07]
Least Competent People
Twelve hundred troops from Poland were deployed to Afghanistan in June as part of a NATO buildup to patrol the Pakistan border, searching for Taliban forces, but Polish commanders admitted that they would not be combat-ready for several weeks because the keys to all their Humvees had been stolen. One commander said spare keys had been ordered. [Reuters, 6-7-07]
PS
I don't want to hear any Polish jokes, because I'm Polish, got it!
PSS
I still LMAO when I read that one.
4 comments:
gads, both of those stories are so outrageous it's hared to believe. lol
it takes all kinds dont it? lol
There are some things I just don't need to know. That those are the guys defending all us countries is one of them.
the funniest part about the polish thing is that military humvees don't have keys.
i'm having a REALLY hard time believing the story, though. but if it's true... oh, the fun...
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