Madame's Meme

I found this meme on KJ's World a while ago. I saved it and have been debating if I should post it. Since I couldn't think of anything to post today, I decided today would be a good day to post it. If you decide to do this one too, let me know.

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yes
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes, if you count a car
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Don't remember if I did or didn't
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? No
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Yes, I like cuddling all the time
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? No, not even the $12 hooker I lost my virginity to
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yes, just got tired and decided to stop. Had a condom on so she didn't know
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? I like to hear her scream and tell me how good I am and to do it ........ Woops...... I'm usually silent, but I'm trying get more vocal
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Yes
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Yes, twice
12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? No, dammit!
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yes
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Yes
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? No
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? I met a girl at a wedding and she asked me to take her parking, then asked me take off her clothes and fuck her. (lucky me, huh?) I found a place to park and just as we started fucking, a cop shined his flash light in the window and told us to get out of there. BTW, she was only the second girl I fucked.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? I was 19 and just out of army basic training
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Not including Lori, no one
19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? Yes
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Yes
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? I've only fucked four different women
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Duh, I like it anywhere I can get it
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? No, see #17
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? No
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? Never had a guy toy
27. LINGERIE? Yes, on her of course
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? No dammit!

WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX
( )park
( )church
( )cemetery
( )beach
(X)boat
( )school
( )parent's bed
(X)your bed
(X)car
( )picnic table
( )kitchen counter
(X)couch/chair
(X)dining room/kitchen table
( )woods (open and/or in a tent)
( )hood of a car
(X)bathroom
(X)shower
(X)the other person's bed
( )porch/deck/balcony
( )in a house with parents home
( )at a party
( )on top of the washer/dryer
( )with other people in the room
(X)hotel
( )concert
( )grandparent's house
( )field
( )bleachers


Happy Humpin'