Well, this evening I found it and she was very happy, but me, not so much. Why may you ask?
BECAUSE I FOUND IT IN MY MOUTH!
Yes, my mouth! It was in my drink.
How did it get in my drink you ask? There is only one way.
Sometime Saturday after 4:00 pm (Happy Hour in my house starts daily at 4:00 pm) Lori made a round of our gin & tonics and her nail was knocked off by the ice when she reached in the ice maker bin. This evening when I made a drink, I must have grabbed the long lost finger nail along with the ice and dropped it in my glass.
A short time later while we were watching TV in bed, I took a drink and felt something, other than gin & tonic or ice, in my mouth. I took it out and low and behold, it was the long lost finger nail. She was really happy, but me, I was a bit grossed out.
Come on, I had no idea where that finger nail hand been. It could have been anywhere, even in naughty places.
Anyway, finding a finger nail in my drink is not exactly something I wanted to ever find in my drink again.
What's the worst thing you ever found in your drink or food?
12 comments:
1. A hair in my chicken teriyake.
2. A "hair" from one of those heavy-duty super-scrubber steel wool pads.
i don't think it's the worst thign i ever found but once i ordered a piece of cheesecake from a deli. the girl handed it to me with a long hair hanging over the top of it. she even looked at the hair and then looked at me as she was handing it to me. i declined and said, 'i'd like a piece that doesn't need a shave, thank you.' i can't believe she actually expected me to take it like that.
Human hair, ACK. I would have been a little skeeved by the fingernail also even if if it belongs to someone I love LOL
...a string when i was a kid, in a school lunch! anything since then, well, i've probably just swallowed it, with my luck..i wonder what would be in an x-ray?
I think it's FANTASTIC that you have a daily happy hour at your house! LOL I should look into that... :)
I found a dead fly in my French toast when I was in TX. They wanted to still charge me for it because I ate part of it. WTF!!?? If I knew it was there, I wouldn't have touched it.
I was like 18 at a kegger and trashed. i started drinking my beer and wound up with a mini bar-b-q weiner in my mouth..half eaten and NOT mine.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Man, you guys have eaten, well, almost eaten worse things than the fake finger nail.
Fabulous Me - I could deal with the hair, but metal is just not safe.
Lime - The chick was an ass. WTF was she thinking? Did you notice if she just plucked the hair and gave the same piec e back to you?
Patti Cake - I so agree
Libby - I don't even want to guess....LOL
Amyella - Yea, it's a fun time in my place after 4PM everyday except on weekends. Happy Hour is 24-7 on weekends! Want to join us? FYI, your blog is secret. Can you get me in, please?
Jillie - I found a live beetle once and they got pissed off I didn't want to pay for the drinks I already drank. WFT were they thinking. It was just a couple of drinks!?
Trojan - You win. Half eaten food is by far the worst! At least you were toasted. Things just don't seems so bad then.
I think i puked after that...rightfully so:P
I don't blame you. That really is gross.
I think I can top all of these suggestions.
Bird Crap.
I'm in the beer garden of a pub in the deepest darkest parts of the west country, summers day, half drunk pint of guinness, take a swig and the three bastards i'm sitting with burst out laughing...
You could see it's gravel like qualities cling to the side of the glass.
Needless to say I threw up and promtly orderd a bottled beer from the bar...
Good times.
C.J Hixon - Ewwwww.... You have the lead so far. The sad part is that it ruined a Guinness, but I'm glad to hear it didn't stop you from drinking. Now that would be really sad.
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