Rachael Ray Part 3 - HNT

Last Thursday Lori and I saw a taping of the Rachael Ray Show. That was our second try at seeing the show. The first time we didn't get in even though we had tickets. We had a good time at the show last week regardless.

The highlight for me last week was seeing a little boobage click on the link above if you want the details and the couple of gifts we got to take home. Neither of which I didn't have any use for. We got cookies for the snack of the day I don't eat sweets! and a tube of lipstick custom made for Rachael by Avon. I don't use lipstick, DUH!. Well, except for the year I entered the Miss Fire Island Contest. Don't even think of asking about that!

I ate the cookies yesterday anyway and since Lime and Kaliblue asked me to model the lipstick, I decided I'd model it for HNT this week.

DAMMIT! I WENT THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE OF GETTING TO THE SHOW A SECOND TIME, DIDN'T I? I SAT IN THE NOSE BLEED SECTION AND NEVER GOT ON CAMERA, DIDN'T I? SO DAMN THE HUMILIATION AND FULL SPEED AHEAD!

And trust me, these shots are humiliating............

Note: I took the camera and lipstick into the bathroom to take these pictures. My son was off today and I couldn't take a chance he'd see me like this.

And ya know what? Putting on lipstick is a lot more difficult than I thought, so please bare with me. It took a lot more photos to show you what I went thought than I expected.

Here I am pondering on how the fuck I'm going to do this. Where o where do I start????????

Nope, this doesn't work!

No, this doesn't work either.

Now this is fucked up!!!!!!!!!

How do you gals put on this shit? Right now i thinking I'd netter pay more attention the next time Lori puts on her lipstick.

Oh Shit! I fucked it up big time this try! How in the world did I get the lipstick on my teeth like this?

Okay, getting better. At least it's not on my teeth.

By jove, I think I got it!

Too bad it's not my color. I'm thinking fire engine red next time. What do you think?