Dictionary for the difference between men & women

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 Dictionary for the difference between men & women

   * THINGY (thing-ee) n.
     Female.. Any part under a car's hood.
     Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

   * VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
     Female.... Fully opening up one's self
       emotionally to another.
     Male.... Playing football without a cup.

   * COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
     Female... The open sharing of thoughts and
       feelings with one's partner.
     Male... Leaving a note before taking off on
       a fishing trip with the boys.

   * COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
     Female.... A desire to get married and
        raise a family.
     Male...... Trying not to hit on other
        women while out with this one.

   * ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
     Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
     Male...... Anything that can be done while
        drinking beer.

   * FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
     Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of
        indigestion.
     Male...... A source of entertainment,
        self-expression, male bonding.

   * MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
     Female...... The greatest expression of
        intimacy a couple can achieve.
     Male.. Call it whatever you want,
        just as long as we do it.

   * REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
     Female.... A device for changing from
         one TV channel to another.
     Male... A device for scanning through
         all 375 channels every 5 minutes.