Three Christmas Wishes HNT

This year I'm going to "bend" the rules for "Three Christmas Wishes HNT". I'm giving all three of mine to the love of my life, Lori. Or should i say I gave them to her.

Last week I took Lori to Orlando Florida for an 8-day vacation. She spent a few of the best years of her life there when she was a girl and has always wanted to go back. Who am I to refuse anything the love of my life wants?

We visited the trailer park she lived in. The pink trailer on the left isn't the one she lived in, but it's in the exact same spot her's was.


We also went to the church she so loved.


This picture was taken in the exact same spot a family photo was taken when they went to church there.


One other thing that was on her bucket list was to swim with the dolphins. Of course she never imagined that it would happen, but it did. The day before we left Florida, we went to Discovery Cove for an experience neither of us will ever forget.

We went snorkeling with too many fish to count and rays bigger than a king size bed.



We floated in the lazy river........


........and took photos by the waterfall.


We ended our day by swimming with Dixie, an Atlantic bottle nosed dolphin.

Thanks for a great day Dixie!

Merry Christmas HNT

CHRISTMAS TREE HNT

I broke the rules this week and showing you some one else's Christmas tree, because Lori and I are on vacation. We're staying at the Hilton Grand Vacation Club in Orlando, Florida. Here I am with one of their many Christmas trees. Merry Christmas!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TREE
HNT

Love is.......... HNT

...cooking naked with your sweetheart.

PS
Try it sometime, the after effects are awesome. ;-)

You know what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving?

I'm thankful that when Lori took this picture of this hole in my jeans...............



.......that the skin that she saw...........



.......wasn't the skin of my........


Harry Johnson, Harry Wang, The little soldier, Willie, Dick, Cock (roosters are known for getting up in the morning), Summer Sausage, The wild bologna pony, The head that thinks for me, My little pony, The "Package", Unit, The Tool, Power Drill, Jack Hammer, Schlong (for some it should be called Schort.), Weiner, Frankfurter, Turtle (Ask Lori),Jack-in-the-box, Noodle, Captain Winkie, Better than chocolate, "IT", The one eyed monster, The magic wand, The joystick, The Salamander, The Snake (a.k.a. Boa), .......penis.

I'm thankful that it was the skin on my thumb.

Hey, it's not like you've never been caught
with your hand down your pants, now is it??

HAPPY THANKSGIVING Y'ALL!


What are you thankful for?

An Oldie but Goodie HNT

One of my many scars.

HAPPY SCARS HNT

In Honor of Veteran's Day HNT

Today, Thursday is Veterans Day in the USA. It's the day we honor all military veterans. I am one of them and here's one of my stories. The rest can be found on my other blog, http://my-vietnam-stories.blogspot.com/.

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This week’s HNT picture is of one of my many scars. I know I am supposed to give you a little humorous story about it, but that’s really isn't possible in this case.

As some of you know, I was wounded in Vietnam. I was an infantryman and my primarily responsibility was to hump ammunition for the M-60 machine gunner. Not a great job because I carried about 75 pounds of M-60 ammo in addition to my normal load of ammo for my M-16, hand grenades, canteens of water, C-rations, etc.

The night I was wounded, my squad of ten grunts was on our way to set up a night ambush. Every night a squad from our company was sent out to do this. To make a long story short, a bad guy set off a homemade claymore mine on our way to the ambush site. It was quite effective, because it wounded 7 out of the 10 of us. I was in the middle of the group, so I bared the brunt and received 35 multiple fragment wounds, literally from head to toe.

It took something like 600 stitches to close all my wounds. I spent almost 3 months in multiple military hospitals recovering and have numerous scars all over my body. Hey, but the bright side was it got me out of Vietnam after only 1 month and two days? In addition, almost none of the scars show when I’m clothed and I didn’t die. See there is a bright side to this story.

Well, today I am going to show you one of the least disgusting of my scars. This one I call “Bug”. I know it’s weird that I’ve named some of my scars, but live with it.


Since you may not have been able to make out Bug in the first picture so I have outlined it in this one.


As a side note, where did all those freckles come from? I swear, I didn't have that many before I took this picture. I think I'd better get my glasses checked.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HNT

Three score and two years ago baby BTExpress was born.

Boy, how time flies when you've had fun.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY HNT

GOOD MORNING ORLANDO!

Anyone here live in the Orlando area and want to hang out? Lori and I will there for a week in December.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN HNT

This year I'll get dressed up for Halloween.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN HNT

VIDEO HNT - THE STRIPPER

A few years ago I made a video for Lori and posted it on YouTube. It proved to be quite popular with the people that have a strange fetish for fat guys with over 10,000 hits before I removed it. Here are a few of the comments.

Jerseysson27 - Got any old business suits (i.e. Jacket, tie, buttoned down shirts, undies, etc.), that you can do a rip-strip to, next?

garysouza - A very SEXY video!!!!
Please do more!!!!! wearing white briefs.

luv4u269 - Very Sexxyyyy!!!

mexfanbear - hooooooooooooooooottttt¡¡¡¡¡¡do more videos like this please

missanime00 - Sexy for an old gramps.

migturrodrgz - wow very sexy silver daddy, good job stripper!!!!
i would like see more videos stripper, you're so sexy.

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Ready to see a 58 year old fat guy stripping?

HAPPY SEXY OLD GUY HNT!

Go visit Mr. HNT himself for even more nekkidness!

SPANKING HNT

WHO'S MY BAD GIRL?

FIND OUT WHO SHE IS HERE!


HAPPY SPANKING HNT!

Hot Tub HNT

Remind me to leave the camera in the house when we use the hot tub.

HAPPY HOT TUB HNT

What a Difference Time Makes HNT

BEFORE - 8 year old little BTExpress in 1956

I'm on the right.

After - 61 year old BIG BTExpress

Edited for your comfort.

Boy, how time flies HNT

Cherish each day, because the next thing you know you'll be old like me.

DECEMBER 1969 HNT

I was 112 pounds and so very happy to be out of Vietnam and home for Christmas, even if it took getting wounded.

HAPPY HNT


My baby is up too and she's half nekkid. Check her out and leave a comment please.

I'M GOING TO MISS THIS SUMMER HNT

I HAD A GREAT TIME THIS SUMMER,
WITH GREAT FOOD, GREAT DRINK AND GREAT PEOPLE.

HAPPY ALMOST END OF SUMMER HNT

September 11, 2001

That day started like most days did for me at the time. I woke quietly at 7:00 a.m. trying not to wake up Barbara. I had to be to work by 8:00 a.m., but she got to sleep a little later. She didn't have to be at school until just before 9:00 a.m. I left the house by 7:30 a.m. and went to the 7-11 to get my coffee and a newspaper. I arrived at work just before 8:00 a.m. like usual.

8:45 a.m. (all times are EDT): A hijacked passenger jet, American Airlines Flight 11 out of Boston, Massachusetts, crashes into the north tower of the World Trade Center, tearing a gaping hole in the building and setting it afire.
Time line: http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/09/11/chronology.attack/

I walked onto the production floor a few minutes later. One of the assemblers told me that a plane had just crashed into the World Trade Center, but that no one knew anything else. She turned up her radio, as did others that had them and we all listened intently. I listened for a few moments and then was called away for something.

9:03 a.m.: A second hijacked airliner, United Airlines Flight 175 from Boston, crashes into the south tower of the World Trade Center and explodes. Both buildings are burning.

By now, everyone knew what had happened and stopped working to listen to the radios.

A short time later our president and part owner of the company came on the PA to announce what most already knew. He placed the microphone by the radio so everyone could hear what was happening. He also said that everyone should go back to work, but to listen as they worked. That was a lot easier said than done.

9:17 a.m.: The Federal Aviation Administration shuts down all New York City area airports.

9:21 a.m.: The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey orders all bridges and tunnels in the New York area closed.

9:30 a.m.: President Bush, speaking in Sarasota, Florida, says the country has suffered an "apparent terrorist attack."

9:40 a.m.: The FAA halts all flight operations at U.S. airports, the first time in U.S. history that air traffic nationwide has been halted.

9:43 a.m.: American Airlines Flight 77 crashes into the Pentagon, sending up a huge plume of smoke. Evacuation begins immediately.

9:45 a.m.: The White House evacuates.

9:57 a.m.: Bush departs from Florida.

10:05 a.m.: The south tower of the World Trade Center collapses, plummeting into the streets below. A massive cloud of dust and debris forms and slowly drifts away from the building.

10:08 a.m.: Secret Service agents armed with automatic rifles are deployed into Lafayette Park across from the White House.

10:10 a.m.: A portion of the Pentagon collapses.

10:10 a.m.: United Airlines Flight 93, also hijacked, crashes in Somerset County, Pennsylvania, southeast of Pittsburgh.

10:13 a.m.: The United Nations building evacuates, including 4,700 people from the headquarters building and 7,000 total from UNICEF and U.N. development programs.

10:22 a.m.: In Washington, the State and Justice departments are evacuated, along with the World Bank.

10:24 a.m.: The FAA reports that all inbound transatlantic aircraft flying into the United States are being diverted to Canada.

10:28 a.m.: The World Trade Center's north tower collapses from the top down as if it were being peeled apart, releasing a tremendous cloud of debris and smoke.

10:45 a.m.: All federal office buildings in Washington are evacuated.

10.46 a.m.: U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell cuts short his trip to Latin America to return to the United States.

10.48 a.m.: Police confirm the plane crash in Pennsylvania.

10:53 a.m.: New York's primary elections, scheduled for Tuesday, are postponed.

10:54 a.m.: Israel evacuates all diplomatic missions.

10:57 a.m.: New York Gov. George Pataki says all state government offices are closed.

11:02 a.m.: New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani urges New Yorkers to stay at home and orders an evacuation of the area south of Canal Street.

11:16 a.m.: CNN reports that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is preparing emergency-response teams in a precautionary move.

11:18 a.m.: American Airlines reports it has lost two aircraft. American Flight 11, a Boeing 767 flying from Boston to Los Angeles, had 81 passengers and 11 crew aboard. Flight 77, a Boeing 757 en route from Washington's Dulles International Airport to Los Angeles, had 58 passengers and six crew members aboard. Flight 11 slammed into the north tower of the World Trade Center. Flight 77 hit the Pentagon.

11:26 a.m.: United Airlines reports that United Flight 93, en route from Newark, New Jersey, to San Francisco, California, has crashed in Pennsylvania. The airline also says that it is "deeply concerned" about United Flight 175.

11:59 a.m.: United Airlines confirms that Flight 175, from Boston to Los Angeles, has crashed with 56 passengers and nine crew members aboard. It hit the World Trade Center's south tower.

I went to the cafeteria for lunch a little after noon. Everyone was talking about the hijackings and what happened as a result. That's about all anyone talked about.

4:10 p.m.: Building 7 of the World Trade Center complex is reported on fire.

I arrived home from work just before 5:00 p.m. and immediately turned on the television. All I knew was what I'd heard on the radio, but seeing the actual devastation was a shock. I couldn't believe my eyes. I truly was in shock.

5:20 p.m.: The 47-story Building 7 of the World Trade Center complex collapses. The evacuated building is damaged when the twin towers across the street collapse earlier in the day. Other nearby buildings in the area remains ablaze.

Until I went to bed that night, I spend every possible moment watching television, flicking from channel to channel to see if anyone had anything new to report.

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Fatalities
http://en.wikipedia.org

There were 2,974 fatalities, not including the 19 hijackers:

• 246 on the four planes (no one on board any of the hijacked aircraft survived)
• 2,603 in New York City in the towers and on the ground
• 125 at the Pentagon

Among the fatalities were:

• 343 New York City Fire Department firefighters
• 23 New York City Police Department officers
• 37 Port Authority Police Department officers
• 24 people remain listed as missing
  

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Little did I know how much this one day would change everything. The world would never be the same.

Pool & Hot Tub Party HNT

Saturday I hosted a birthday pool & hot tub party.

I hear I had a good time. ;-)

HAPPY POOL & HOT TUB PARTY HNT

HOT TUB HNT

I love, love, love my hot tub.

Looks like there is room for a couple more.

Who wants to join us?

HAPPY HOT TUB HNT

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Lori is up with a sexy retro HNT. Please check it out.

Rhyme and Retro HNT

SCHOOL DAY'Z HNT

Good news parents, it time for the kids to get back to school. Don't lie, you know you're thrilled to finally get them off your hands for a little while each day. I'm sure my mom was just as thrilled when I started school. Here's little BTExpress a scared little kindergartner.

HAPPY SCHOOL DAY'Z HNT

Lori is back again this week and will be making HNT a weekly thing.
Stop by and check out her nekkidness at Rhyme and Retro.

NSFW - Pool Party HNT, part 2

If you missed the 'Pool Party HNT, part one' post last week, click here. I added a lot more photos that were taken by Os, but just received this week.

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After the Os shirt photo shoot, we decided to have dinner. I was standing at the grill cooking chicken wings when I saw two people I didn't recognize walk up the stairs to the patio. Surprise, surprise, it was Hubman and Veronica!

Hubman has been in Texas training for the last month, but decided to surprise his family by flying up for his son's birthday party. After the birthday party, they came over for the party.

After dinner, Hubman and Veronica took pictures with the Os shirt too.










Then more swimming, but this time not everyone wore a suit, right Lori?




Hubman and Veronica left after a couple of hours to get reacquainted after his month of training in Texas. "It was great to finally meet you guys. Next time your back on Long island give me a call."

Os and I were talking when Shizzle cannon balled into the pool. That's when we noticed that her bathing suit was the next to come off.

Os and my suits were off in the blink of an eye. May the skinny dipping begin!

The night flew by and just before almost midnight it was time to break up the party. Shizzle still had what turned out to be a 4 1/2 hour drive home ahead of her or I'm sure the party would have lasted a lot longer.

Shizzle, you have no idea how happy I was that you took the drive to join in the fun. Thank you and it was a pleasure to meet you.

HAPPY POOL PARTY HNT

SEE Y'ALL NEXT YEAR!

Lori is back! She has a post with her and Shizzle having fun at the pool party. Check it out. I promise, you won't be disappointed. Click here!